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| Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by bunmioguns(m): 7:27pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 floors high Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don’t move. Husband: Who is this? Wife: This is a robot I bought to have sex with when u r travelling. Husband: Ok, let's have sex now! Wife: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period. So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u. After she left the husband said 'Damn it I'm so hor.ny, I will f*ck this robot! He tried f*cking. The lover started talking in a metallicrobotic way: 'SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE'. Husband: Damn it! Robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window. The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor so he said: 'SOFTWARE UPDATED' PLEASE TRY AGAIN! . . Oya, come Mukina me from Nairaland. . .am waiting 1 Like |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by Kslib(m): 7:41pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
bunmioguns: A woman was having sex with her lover inlmao!!! |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
hmm! Dis one no follow at all. Dia is no element of creativity involved, everytin is hogwash. Trry again next tym! |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
^^seconded!  |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by bunmioguns(m): 8:27pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
onyejiokem: hmm! Dis one no follow at all. Dia is no element of creativity involved, everytin is hogwash. Trry again next tym!. . You have a low spe.rm count . . . Matwetter  onyejiokem: hmm! Dis one no follow at all. Dia is no element of creativity involved, everytin is hogwash. Trry again next tym!. . You have a low spe.rm count . . . Matwetter |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by toygod2: 5:37am On Jul 05, 2012 |
THIS SHOULD lead to AN OUTRIGHT BAN......partial don dey dey o Mukinattttttttt. though, funny joke sha |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by bunmioguns(m): 5:40am On Jul 05, 2012 |
toygod2: THIS SHOULD lead to AN OUTRIGHT BAN......partial don dey dey o . . .you mean I shld be mukinaed out of NL. . .I thought you were my frd *Crying* |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by bingbagbo(m): 8:01am On Jul 05, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING:A REMARKS: YOU ARE SIMPLY TOO TALENTED REWARD: 7 CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS WITH MUKINA  |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by Nobody: 2:15pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Here is another joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: hahahahahahhaha here lies the joke  |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by bunmioguns(m): 5:20pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:. . . . I go bleep d lady dye. . . |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by dani1luv: 5:34pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Comment Moved to Sexuality Section |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by dani1luv: 5:37pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Bro, you wan kill am  choi. . . Instant death him thing go long pass mukina ogor #NoOffience |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by bunmioguns(m): 5:37pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
dani1luv:. . . . , Dani1luv also moved to sexuality section. . . . |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by dani1luv: 5:45pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
bunmioguns:. . you go jez hear say ah raaappee all the Sexuality Section babes finish Including vicky though i knw say mikuz dun put security lock for the toto #Nooffience |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
dani1luv: U dey madt abi no make me vese for you  |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by toygod2: 5:10am On Jul 06, 2012 |
.you mean I shld be mukinaed out of NL. . .I thought you were my frd *Crying* NEVA MEANT TO MAKE U CRY....so u werent man enoff |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by jesusontop: 11:04pm On May 31, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:i taught you were leaving |
| Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by bunmioguns(m): 7:31am On Jun 01, 2013 |
jesus on top: i taught you were leaving who da fwuck is dis newbie. . Can't u check d date he made d comment? See ur life for outside, u knw even sabi d difference btw thought and taught. . . Smh for you. . . *urinates all over his body* |
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