Dear John,
I hope u can help me.The other day,I set off for work,leaving my husband in d house watching TV.My car stalled and then it broke down about å mile down d road,and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home,I couldn't believe my eyes.He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter!
I am 32 and my husband is 34 and d neighbour's daughter is 19.We have been married for 10 years.When I confronted him,he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months.He wouldn't go for counselling,and I âm afraid âm å wreck and need advice urgently.Can u please help?
Sincerely,Sheila.





REPLY FROM JOHN

Dear Sheila,
Å car stalling after been driven å short distance can be caused by å variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in d fuel line.If it is clear,check the vacuum pipes and hoses on d intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.If none of these approaches solves the problem,it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John.

A man is geting into d shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when d door bell rangs.
after a few seconds of arguing over which one to go & answer d doorbell, d wife gives up,guickly wrap herself up in a towel & runs downstairs. when she opened d door, there stands bob, d next door neighbour.b/4 she says a word, bob says i will offer u 800dollars,just to drop that towel dat u have on. after thinking 4 a moment d woman drops her towel & stands naked in front of bobs .bobs has a close look of her 4 a second,hand over d 800dollars & guietly leaves confused, but exated about her good fortune, d woman wraps backup in d towel & goes upstairs. when she gets back to d bathroom, her husband ask from d shower ," who was dat ,? "
"it was bobs , d next door neighbour: she replies
great " d husband says " did he say anything about d 800dollars he owes me?"

^^^^^modified copy and paste joke!

MOGUL.O:
^^^^^modified copy and paste joke!

Thanks for your comment

Babe, no offence, are you from Mali?

fluid26: Babe, no offence, are you from Mali?

Which kain jamb question be this one?

bright007:
Thanks for your comment

u are welcome dear..

MOGUL.O:


u are welcome dear..

Who be ur dear?
You wey no fit perform!!

^hahaha. Bro, easy on him before he reports us to his momma.

bright007: Who be ur dear?
You wey no fit perform!!

u dey try tell us say d guy don chop ur kpomo b4?

fluid26:

u dey try tell us say d guy don chop ur kpomo b4?

Sure na.....

she na giver na.....

MOGUL.O:



Sure na.....

she na giver na.....

see dis one wey no know where TOTO dey.....

bright007: see dis one wey no know where TOTO dey.....

falls off from a banana tree, still laughing. . .

During lunch at work last
week, I ate 3 plates of
beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I got home, my husband
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly;
Darling I have a surprise
for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me
and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a
seat and just as he was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me
promise not to touch the
blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had
consumed were still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the
room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running
over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me
vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off
three more. The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears
carefully tuned to the conversation in the other
room, I went on releasing
atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I
quickly fanned the air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands
back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with
myself. My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my husband returned,
apologising for taking so
long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, heremoved the
blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with
their hands on their nose LoL