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Definition Of Ugly. by diddy4(m): 4:51am On Apr 05, 2006
Definition of ugly:

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by vichel(m): 5:31am On Apr 05, 2006
cheesy grin grin grin cheesy definitely ROTFLMAO, that was so funny grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by micklplus(m): 7:37am On Apr 05, 2006
OMG shocked
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by ojd(m): 1:13pm On Apr 05, 2006
O my gawd shocked
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Rhodalyn(f): 1:14pm On Apr 05, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Free(f): 3:38pm On Apr 05, 2006
hahaha Lmao thats pretty funny grin cheesy grin grin
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Efani(m): 9:05pm On Apr 05, 2006
it was aiiight
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by diddy4(m): 9:10pm On Apr 05, 2006
@ efani

how is your sense of humour, if you've got 1. lol grin
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by vichel(m): 9:47pm On Apr 05, 2006
Efani:

it was aiiight

alright , just aiight , i thin u should be lol grin
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Efani(m): 7:18pm On Apr 07, 2006
its not my fault everything u type is lame as hell
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by jayemkay(f): 1:48pm On Apr 08, 2006
haba! shocked
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Rhodalyn(f): 6:18pm On Apr 09, 2006
Efani:

its not my fault everything u type is lame as hell
i've noticed U dnt give very nice compliments, i wonder why dat is so
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Junior88: 6:25pm On Apr 09, 2006
lol i dont have the guts to say that to a lady
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Rhodalyn(f): 6:28pm On Apr 09, 2006
to say what?
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by diddy4(m): 6:37pm On Apr 09, 2006
@ Rhodalyn

Junior88:

lol i don't have the guts to say that to a lady

i just cant believe you got laid twice.
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Oracle(m): 5:49pm On Jul 26, 2006
damn, this is bad, this is cold, this is ugly
thatz embarrasment. that shopkeeper is crazy
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Damsal(f): 8:37pm On Jul 26, 2006
Oracle:

damn, this is bad, this is cold, this is ugly
thatz embarrasment. that shopkeeper is crazy

Easy Oracle, i'm sure this is why it's just a joke because if it wasn't i would kindly help that woman to kick the shop keepers ass.
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by kellorah: 8:39pm On Jul 26, 2006
@topic: BUTTERZ lipsrsealed
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by kellorah: 8:40pm On Jul 26, 2006
cheiii i pity d woman! kai!!!!
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by bagoma(f): 8:49pm On Jul 26, 2006
hey! that was pretty mean of the shopkeeper. shocked shocked shocked lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by desiree(f): 12:00am On Jul 27, 2006
grin grin grin grin that was harsh.
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by favour5(f): 4:21am On Jul 27, 2006
men! that was cruel! sad
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by diddy4(m): 4:57am On Jul 27, 2006
that was good. i like it. grin grin grin
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Kadeejah(f): 2:20am On Jul 28, 2006
lmfaooooooooo oh my lawwd dts funny cheesy
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by diddy4(m): 2:21am On Jul 28, 2006
glad u laughing.
Re: Definition Of Ugly. by Oracle(m): 3:12am On Jul 28, 2006
Damsal:

Easy Oracle, i'm sure this is why it's just a joke because if it wasn't i would kindly help that woman to kick the shop keepers ass.
**oopsy** i forgot

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