razznaija: Nigeria is the only country where......

An engineer that graduated with a first class degree doesn't know how to speak or write in proper English.
There is no electricity, but you are still paying a light bill.
A minor can be arrested for stealing a gsm phone and put in an adult jail, forgotten and then released 4 years later.
The presidents wife is getting a monthly salary when she doesn't work.
A plane crashes in a densely populated area and an ambulance arrives 2 hours later causing the death of all the passengers.
A politician can steal a large amount of money and nobody will say anything about it.
You are accepted into a 4 year institution at 17, but you'll end up graduating when you are 25.
A Blackberry phone is a fashion accessory.
You have to be frisked before you get into a church.#bokoharam
We are the giant of Africa but we have the highest mortality rate in West Africa, we are on the top ten list of the most dangerous countries in the world.
we hire foreigners even the ones without degrees to build structures for us.
We treat foreigners better than we treat our fellow citizens.
We are rich in crude oil, but we still import fuel.
When the president and his wife travel abroad they carry an entourage of 50+ people with them.
Some pastors ask for money before they pray for people.
There are so many fake MOG's that we don't even know which one to believe.
We are so religious, but the country is still a sh1thole.


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