Well, ma gf wants me to tell you muff-heads why I luph her. So here it comes:
1. She's so muscularly and fatfully made.
2. This gal can beat up anything--man, woman, animal etc. Anything, including tv (Its broken screen holds the validity of my claim).
3. She steals even in her dreams! The kooonndom used for our first bleeping was stolen--call police if you like--and likewise the subsequent ones. Her motto goes something like this, 'why pay for one thing if you can steal two?.'

Cos of the love I have for her, I'm ready to pay another to take my place. Anyone interested should let me know.

P.s: I'm posting from my friend's, been there a couple of weeks, and don't think I ran from home cos I didn't. Maybe I wanted to, but I'm at my pals' all the same.

Op, does yo gf look like Serena Williams? Lemme knw, just might consida d offer
Beta post her pix.

Goldmynemaniac: Op, does yo gf look like Serena Williams? Lemme knw, just might consida d offer
Beta post her pix.

she got enof sexiness for two et more, but do you have black belt in karate, taekwando, judo, even a lil' boxing skill myt save your life.
Although I'm the one paying you to buy her from me, but no refund after sales!

I didn't expect her 'give-awAy' to be easy cos I know most joke section guys are chicken-hearted. Already pissing in their pants cos of ma sugar plum, ew!