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2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 1:53pm On Jul 17, 2012
MEN:
1 MISSED CALL: he thought about you
2-9MISSED CALLS: he cares
10MISSED CALLS: he's worried
30MISSED CALLS: he's Hot
50MISSED CALLS: Na Psycho!

WOMEN:
1 MISSED CALL: she likes u
2-9MISSED CALLS: she missed u
30MISSED CALLS: she's suspecting u
50MISSED CALLS: she's outside ur crib! She
don catch U...Dont pick oOº
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:00pm On Aug 08, 2012
another tight joke from me is below
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:01pm On Aug 08, 2012
Once a little boy went to a shop with his mother.
The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and
showed him a bottle with sweets...and said,
''Dear child,you can take the sweets." but the child
didn't take.
The shop keeper was surprised,such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the
bottle.Again he said,"Take the sweets little boy." Now
the mother also heard that and said, "Take the
sweets dear" Yet he didn't take.
The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the
sweets he himself took the sweets and gave to the child.The child was happy to get two hands full of
sweets.
While returning home the mother asked the
child,"Why didn't you take the sweets,when the
shopkeeper told you to take..?"
Can you guess the response;The Child replies,"Mom! My hands are very small and if I take the sweets I can
only take few..But now you see when uncle gave
with his big hands....How many more sweets I got!"
.
Moral: When we take we may get little,but when God
gives HE gives us more beyond our expectations more than what we can think of....!!
HIT LIKE IF YOU ARE GRATEFULL TO GOD IGNORE IF YOU
ARE NOT

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Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:01pm On Aug 08, 2012
Moral: When we take we may get little,but when
God
gives HE gives us more beyond our expectations
more than what we can think of....!!
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:02pm On Aug 08, 2012
HIT LIKE IF YOU ARE GRATEFULL TO GOD IGNORE IF
YOU
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:03pm On Aug 08, 2012
lolzzzz
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by drlaykay(m): 12:24am On Aug 09, 2012
wow! Dis thread is realy urs
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by bashydemy(m): 1:42am On Aug 09, 2012
@OP your the only one managing your thread go on with it no wahala
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by StarrMatthieu: 8:04am On Aug 09, 2012
It's a beauty!
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by 2ruink(m): 9:31am On Aug 09, 2012
l like the moral dude

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