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2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 1:53pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
MEN: 1 MISSED CALL: he thought about you 2-9MISSED CALLS: he cares 10MISSED CALLS: he's worried 30MISSED CALLS: he's Hot 50MISSED CALLS: Na Psycho! WOMEN: 1 MISSED CALL: she likes u 2-9MISSED CALLS: she missed u 30MISSED CALLS: she's suspecting u 50MISSED CALLS: she's outside ur crib! She don catch U...Dont pick oOº |
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:00pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
another tight joke from me is below |
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:01pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
Once a little boy went to a shop with his mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets...and said, ''Dear child,you can take the sweets." but the child didn't take. The shop keeper was surprised,such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle.Again he said,"Take the sweets little boy." Now the mother also heard that and said, "Take the sweets dear" Yet he didn't take. The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets he himself took the sweets and gave to the child.The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets. While returning home the mother asked the child,"Why didn't you take the sweets,when the shopkeeper told you to take..?" Can you guess the response;The Child replies,"Mom! My hands are very small and if I take the sweets I can only take few..But now you see when uncle gave with his big hands....How many more sweets I got!" . Moral: When we take we may get little,but when God gives HE gives us more beyond our expectations more than what we can think of....!! HIT LIKE IF YOU ARE GRATEFULL TO GOD IGNORE IF YOU ARE NOT 14 Likes |
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:01pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
Moral: When we take we may get little,but when God gives HE gives us more beyond our expectations more than what we can think of....!! |
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:02pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
HIT LIKE IF YOU ARE GRATEFULL TO GOD IGNORE IF YOU |
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by Phizzie555(m): 9:03pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
lolzzzz |
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by drlaykay(m): 12:24am On Aug 09, 2012 |
wow! Dis thread is realy urs |
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by bashydemy(m): 1:42am On Aug 09, 2012 |
@OP your the only one managing your thread go on with it no wahala |
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by StarrMatthieu: 8:04am On Aug 09, 2012 |
It's a beauty! |
Re: 2 in 1 (best joke of the season) by 2ruink(m): 9:31am On Aug 09, 2012 |
l like the moral dude |
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