A Lady's Inbox Vs A Guy's Inbox!
A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u
with another man
(Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent
u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it
takes just for u to be by
my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call
me back (Chairman)

A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire
(MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I
told u am married (Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat
(Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month
not be a story telling event like the
last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d
money for d NECO form (Junior
bros)
6..My pickin, you dey? Abeg send
chop money quick, hunger wan
finish us here o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d
N120,000 quick quick for
d appendix operation or u can
keep and use it for my
burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3
weeks (Neighbour's daughter).
Such is life.