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New Math by sirlekoso(m): 11:40am On Jul 19, 2012
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
Re: New Math by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:56am On Jul 19, 2012
Little johnny went to his mother and said ' mommy, when you were away dad and aunty carol went into your room holding each other and started removing...' b4 johnny cud finish, d mom said 'stop johnny, u wil continue wit your story during dinner when everyone is present' . During dinner she said 'johnny, why don't you tell us that your story'. Johnny started ' when mom and uncle were away, dad and aunt carol went into the bedroom holding each other, dad helped her to remove her cloth and aunt carol helped him to remove his, dad got on top of aunt carol and they started doing what mom and uncle used to do when dad and aunt carol are away'. Moral:finish listening to the story .
Re: New Math by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jul 19, 2012
@op nyc 1 johr!
Re: New Math by sirlekoso(m): 5:45pm On Aug 02, 2012
so mamalicious!
Re: New Math by drlaykay(m): 7:16pm On Aug 02, 2012
40%
Re: New Math by shaxxs(m): 1:05pm On Sep 21, 2012
dis is d 1st tym am here

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