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Philosophy Class by sirlekoso(m): 12:44pm On Jul 19, 2012
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:

"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."

One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.

"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Silence.

"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"
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Re: Philosophy Class by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jul 19, 2012
Nyc one
Re: Philosophy Class by phraze(m): 9:31pm On Jul 19, 2012
lol.
Re: Philosophy Class by Vinzz(m): 12:50am On Jul 20, 2012
Cool smiley
Re: Philosophy Class by Dhelake: 9:51am On Jul 20, 2012
Cool

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