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The Americans And The Indians by Iszy(m): 8:44am On Jul 24, 2012 |
In a New York sidewalk, an Indian is enjoying a hearty breakfast " Coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation... American: You indians eat the whole bread? Indian: Of course! American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) we don't. We, Americans only Eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to the india. American: Do you eat jam with bread? Indian: Of course! American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) we don't. Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all thepeels, seeds and leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the india Indian: Do you have sex in America? American: Of course, we do! Indian: What do you do with the condoms? American: We throw them, of course! Indian: We don't. In India, we put them intocontainers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to Americans..lol " " |
Re: The Americans And The Indians by Nobody: 9:17am On Jul 24, 2012 |
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