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Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 1:44pm On Jul 25, 2012

Polycarp stayed close to the cemetery so used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.
He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.This scared every driver and rider and wouldnt dare ask him for money.
Polycarp did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost.
One cool evening, Polycarp boarded this okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction."MONEY?" the angry looking okadaman asked
Polycarp was at his best, stuffed cotton wool into his nostrils and spoke nasally "i dont have money!"
The okadaman wouldnt take any of that, and kept insisting. . .this frustrated Polycarp, who later said "ok, ok, follow me into the cemetery. .. to my room and i will pay you"
The okadaman agreed and followed him till they got to one grave.Polycarp in his attempts to frighten the okadaman knocked on the grave and screamed " uche!, uche!, uche!, abeg give me #800 make i pay this stubborn okadaman" . .All of a sudden, a very big hand holding #1000 appeared through the grave accompanied with a voice saying "take, this one na ma last money. . ."
Polycarp and the okadaman took to their heels grin

He got home and found fresh shittz all over his pants grin

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 1:49pm On Jul 25, 2012

HE was found dead in his room the next morning grin

watch out for part 4 grin

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by cammyjr(m): 1:57pm On Jul 25, 2012

Lmao..!!

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bunmioguns(m): 2:46pm On Jul 25, 2012

. . .

,D
.
.You are truly the Jokes President

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by slimchi2k2(m): 3:03pm On Jul 25, 2012

. . .

,D
.
.You are truly the Jokes President

i belive u,he make my days sweet,

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jul 25, 2012

The guy looks like bin gbagbo

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 3:09pm On Jul 25, 2012

bunmioguns:
. . .

,D
.
.You are truly the Jokes President

I am humblled grin

slimchi2k2:
. . .

,D
.
.You are truly the Jokes President

i belive u,he make my days sweet,

thanks my lord grin

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by swtchicgurl: 3:16pm On Jul 25, 2012

lmao

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 3:59pm On Jul 25, 2012

swtchicgurl: lmao

u mean that your flat arse?? grin

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Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jul 25, 2012

bin gbagbo: Polycarp stayed close to the cemetery so used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.
He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.This scared every driver and rider and wouldnt dare ask him for money.
Polycarp did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost.
One cool evening, Polycarp boarded this okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction."MONEY?" the angry looking okadaman asked
Polycarp was at his best, stuffed cotton wool into his nostrils and spoke nasally "i dont have money!"
The okadaman wouldnt take any of that, and kept insisting. . .this frustrated Polycarp, who later said "ok, ok, follow me into the cemetery. .. to my room and i will pay you"
The okadaman agreed and followed him till they got to one grave.Polycarp in his attempts to frighten the okadaman knocked on the grave and screamed " uche!, uche!, uche!, abeg give me #800 make i pay this stubborn okadaman" . .All of a sudden, a very big hand holding #1000 appeared through the grave accompanied with a voice saying "take, this one na ma last money. . ."
Polycarp and the okadaman took to their heels

He got home and found fresh shittz all over his pants

nice zoke

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jul 25, 2012

falls from polycarp tree!! grin

bin the gbagbo.. u too much joor

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 25, 2012

DONkollione: falls from polycarp tree!!

bin the gbagbo.. u too much joor

are u back?

welcome sha

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jul 25, 2012

~vicky~:

are u back?

welcome sha

wont u gv me a hug?

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jul 25, 2012

DONkollione:

wont u gv me a hug?

hugs him and whispers to him
* hope u ve recovered*

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:06pm On Jul 25, 2012

~vicky~:

hugs him and whispers to him
* hope u ve recovered*

I CANT RECOVER FROM DIS UR LOVE OO!! AND I NO WANT CURE !! grin

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 6:19pm On Jul 25, 2012

DONkollione:

I CANT RECOVER FROM DIS UR LOVE OO!! AND I NO WANT CURE !!

wow! wow!!! wow!!!!, wowwwwwwww, woooooooooooooooooooooow!!! its DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
KOLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!! grin

WELCOME BACK BRO. .. . I MISS YOU LIKE CHEWING GUM grin

* HUGS HIM*

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 25, 2012

bin gbagbo:

wow! wow!!! wow!!!!, wowwwwwwww, woooooooooooooooooooooow!!! its DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
KOLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!

WELCOME BACK BRO. .. . I MISS YOU LIKE CHEWING GUM

* HUGS HIM*

BRO! WHY DEM NEVA STILL CROWN U JOKES PRESIDENT YET? AFTA ALL DIS HARDWORK? grin

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jul 25, 2012

Oh! my donkollione, i've been looking for you. Where went you?

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 25, 2012

PretiEbony: Oh! my donkollione, i've been looking you. Where went you?

I'VE BEEN LOOKING U TOO.. grin

,,, I WENT MONEY MAKING!! wink

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jul 25, 2012

DONkollione:

I CANT RECOVER FROM DIS UR LOVE OO!! AND I NO WANT CURE !!

buhahahahaha

Guy u re funny

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 6:43pm On Jul 25, 2012

DONkollione:

BRO! WHY DEM NEVA STILL CROWN U JOKES PRESIDENT YET? AFTA ALL DIS HARDWORK?

bro, its that badbelle mod dani whatever, but hey my fans have already crowned me o o o. . .

. . .but did u buy me bread? grin

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jul 25, 2012

bin gbagbo:

bro, its that badbelle mod dani whatever, but hey my fans have already crowned me o o o. . .

. . .but did u buy me bread?

no worri i don come to impeach am!! lol

i buy bayelsa bread shey u go chop ni?

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bunmioguns(m): 7:32pm On Jul 25, 2012

DONkollione: falls from polycarp tree!!

bin the gbagbo.. u too much joor

.
.*shouting in a louuuud voice*. . . . . . Weeeellcooome Baaak Donkoline grin

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 7:37pm On Jul 25, 2012

DONkollione:

no worri i don come to impeach am!! lol

i buy bayelsa bread shey u go chop ni?

hey! ba-ye-lsa! grin

my mouth go full now! grin

*hugs him*

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jul 25, 2012

bunmioguns:
.
.*shouting in a louuuud voice*. . . . . . Weeeellcooome Baaak Donkoline

yes boss!!

bin gbagbo:

hey! ba-ye-lsa!

my mouth go full now!

*hugs him*

more to come bro!!! grin

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by ITbomb(m): 10:31pm On Jul 25, 2012

No wonder Seun didn't welcome the idea of thumbnails pic, is this what we could have been seeing from Bin side?

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 6:11am On Jul 26, 2012

ITbomb: No wonder Seun didn't welcome the idea of thumbnails pic, is this what we could have been seeing from Bin side?

dont let me call u a b. pig!

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Homar(m): 8:20am On Jul 26, 2012

Stupid projans

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 11:04am On Jul 26, 2012

Homar: Stupid projans

hoe-mad, dont let me unleash the dogs on you to finish up that your black flat pimple-infested nyaansh!! angry

cocroach!

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bunmioguns(m): 11:27am On Jul 26, 2012

bin gbagbo:

hoe-mad, dont let me unleash the dogs on you to finish up that your black flat pimple-infested nyaansh!!

cocroach!

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 11:36am On Jul 26, 2012

Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by nigazman(m): 12:52pm On Jul 26, 2012

Lmao.. so him dey fear ghost sef

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