Anybody in the house that ready to receive this valentine give?

Here i go there is a little boy "DAVID" one day
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."What did you think"

Abbey_city:

oshodi ewu!!! i knw say u must talk

Thank you ja re abbey don't mind that small b oy Dikevera, @Ben 10 I will post another joke 4 val

Hello abbey how far ja re Good gurl i can see u r a beautiful n cute,

alimat 2:

He be abbey's answering machine

I don't know for the guy may be he b woman raper

Kunbee when did you change to abbey city(f) make u tell am greeting abbey u r answering.

Abbey city how you dey?

Abbey_city:

as if he get eyes

dont mind this boy call d1klevra or wht if you dont i will make you as if you get that red in the eyes you wah be say na black full your eyes. just keep your

It's like all Guys are on break. Where u na dey,

Don\t mind them r you really serious?

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."

what about these two old cago? Guys

Ben10 sorry i don't no say na you fink you my guy.

Ben-10:

AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.

The message reads:

My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note,

really hilarious

huh? talk well now. . . .bring more jokes.

Look at your mouth bring more joke, not only joke i will bring you Bose ehhhhhhhhh

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Like how much did you want to go for?

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Men this D1Kevera Guy Don ya ma! Which kind of talk be dis 8.

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clemcykul:

no be u give am?

You dey there.

gidson12:

which one be that one again

Ekaentte don get belly

Merry Chrismas in arrear and Happy new Year In Advance to you all, Have these from the token i have Love you all . Has everybody no say me a no dey stingy like my Guy D1kevera.

D1KeleVra:

u dey see double?

@D1keleVra i no say you no dey appreciate good things,well better thing never come out from your side.Since you've register i havenot see you post good topic on this site.Talk to hand
@Kunbee i know blame you birds of the same feeder,Big head

Dark_Rahl:

Nice joke. I dey laf felenti felenti much. My broda mbom i rike am por d joke

Laf safely Make teeth no komot pls.

take yours and pass to others,pls no fight, fya

I fact i am nice joke D1 which question r you asking

let me give you 1.2m cash

award kooo awardy niiiii thift dem.

3 Dustbin Men, the driver and two other men, are going on their rounds asking for christmas bonuses which they do yearly.

They stop at the first house and one man runs in and a women gives him £5. They move on to another house and a bloke gives him £6.

They pull up to the next house and the man runs in knocks on the door and a women answers and says "oh yes, come upstairs with me", without reply he goes up and she gives him a good shagging! Once they are finished she says now go and get your mate and tell him to come in for his 'bonus'. He goes out, tells his mate "go in get your bonus, she'll show you a bloody good time, one hell of a bonus!" He goes in, she shows him upstairs and true to her word he gets a good Bleep.

When their finished she says "go and get your driver and send him in for his bonus", off he goes and says to the driver- "driver its your turn now, go on my son its one hell of a christmas bonus" so of he goes. He steps in the door very excited and instead of taking him upstairs she takes reaches for her purse and pulls out £5 and gives it to him. He says "what the hell is this, you give my two friends the time of their life and you give me this?!"

She turns round and explains "I had strict instructions from my husband, he said 'give a fiver (£5) to the driver and Bleep the other two!!!'"

Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything".

Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back". Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken"

"How much?" asked Paddy.

"Three quid." replied the salesperson.

"Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went as happy as larry. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.

He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the saleperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?"

The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock."