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Literature / Re: Write a Short Story of about 100 Words by BruncleZuma: 6:56pm On Sep 07 |
A Day in the Life of President Loki Morning in Aso Rock, Ekwensu, or Loki as he is known in Scandinavia, having won as Nigeria's president, stretches and grins mischievously. For breakfast he has quantum 'koko da kosai'. At the new 150-storey Aso Villa, he signs a law renaming all federal buildings after NURTW park chairmen, that mornings FEC meeting saw him and his cabinet relocating to an underwater restaurant in Paris televised on NTA. Noon, he commissions the National Time Travel Initiative to take the hungry masses to a time they had plenty to eat, hilariously, they simply moved all clock hands backwards, with labour and opposition leaders in attendance. Evening sees a presidential townhall explaining why the treasury's been converted to monopoly money. As night falls, Ekwensu cackles to himself, planning all the mischief he would unleash tomorrow; Maybe he'd make gravity illegal for laughs. |
Business / Re: Naira Down To N1,555/$ In Parallel Market by BruncleZuma: 9:14am On Jul 17 |
We must kill Binance or Binance would kill us /s 1 Like |
Food / Re: Hungry Rats Manage To Eat Into Hard Shell Of Coconuts Stored By Fruit Seller by BruncleZuma: 4:09pm On Jul 15 |
RIP hungerbad 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Stuck In Kogi Governor’s Custody As EFCC Issues Global Red Notice by BruncleZuma: 8:42am On Jul 15 |
Politics / Re: A Bill To Allow States Generate Electricity Passed By House Of Representatives by BruncleZuma: 7:27pm On Mar 01, 2022 |
Let's go there |
Politics / Re: FG Approves N2billion For Purchase Of Cattle To Boost Animal Production by BruncleZuma: 3:37pm On Feb 24, 2022 |
adamsmith914:Is the cow meat that he'd consume free? 1 Like |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Counterfeit $4.7million Cash, Arrests Nursing Mum (photos) by BruncleZuma: 9:08pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Ishitinyourlife:I doubt these ones are Lima quality. If them catch you e mean say nah Aba Printers. |
Politics / Re: ICPC Accuses Mohammed Garba Gololo Of Forging Bsc, Master’s Degrees by BruncleZuma: 3:21pm On Feb 18, 2022 |
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: PSC Suspends Two IRT Officers by BruncleZuma: 3:36pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Only two? |
Science/Technology / Re: Hundreds Of Birds Drop From The Sky In Mexico & Die (Pictures, Video) by BruncleZuma: 9:09pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
Politics / Re: NDLEA Declares DCP Abba Kyari Wanted Over Illicit Drug Trafficking by BruncleZuma: 12:22pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
Ewoooooooooooooooo |
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Northern Elders Lament Incessant Killings by BruncleZuma: 12:16pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
I wash my hands like Pontius Pilate 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Not Even Talking About Valentine by BruncleZuma: 12:15pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
Wetin you wan carry am do? |
Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Disco Launches New Model To Increase Electricity Supply by BruncleZuma: 12:14pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
Nothing this man talk "The new structure replaces the existing zonal structure to allow for quick wins as well as the production of smart goals in an ever-changing business environment" this just jargon and balderdash sprinkled with buzzwords. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Speaking In Tongues Is Not Heavenly Language – Mummy G.O (video) by BruncleZuma: 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2022 |
Table Shaker |
Politics / Re: APC Moves To Bar Senators, Reps From Voting In Presidential Primary by BruncleZuma: 7:33am On Feb 13, 2022 |
FIFA and goalpost shifting 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Okorocha: I Have Suffered Injustice From Govt I Helped Into Power by BruncleZuma: 7:29am On Feb 13, 2022 |
Arabanko |
Business / Re: Is Shunning Made In Nigeria For Foreign Products Corruption? by BruncleZuma: 7:27am On Feb 13, 2022 |
Odani: He'd tell you Standards Organisation of Nigeria. |
Business / Re: Is Shunning Made In Nigeria For Foreign Products Corruption? by BruncleZuma: 4:34am On Feb 13, 2022 |
Trade or commerce works differently from how we perceive them, they follow the path of least resistance, meaning say if the foreign goods are cheaper, have better quality, easy to import and purchase than the locally manufactured and produced goods, logic follows that foreign goods would get bought over their locally manufactured or produced counterparts. There is no corruption in it especially given that our industries are either service based and extractive. (Toothpick, canned tomatoes, package garri etc no be wetin I dey talk about) Make I go pray first, I dey come. Op, from your heading to your post, none make sense, to add pepper to injury you still dey insult your country join just because you no sabi how anything works using a cheap phone that was not manufactured, coupled or produced in Nigeria, on a network that Nigeria's only contribution to is to collect licensing fees. Most of the commenters sef no get sense, except to bash Nigerians and Africans with their foreign made phones umu aturu. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Thugs Attack Igboho's Ibadan Residence. One Feared Killed, Many Injured by BruncleZuma: 8:38pm On Feb 12, 2022 |
Righeousness, this is a new low even for you. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: DCP Threatens Igbo-man For Buying Property Near His House by BruncleZuma: 11:08am On Feb 12, 2022 |
That's as bigotted as anything I'd seen on Nairaland including those claiming IPOB burnt Lagos. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Zulum: Boko Haram Will Vanish Before Buhari Hands Over In 2023 by BruncleZuma: 5:19am On Feb 11, 2022 |
Politics / Re: Bashir Ahmad: Second Niger Bridge To Be Named After Buhari, Not Jonathan by BruncleZuma: 5:18am On Feb 11, 2022 |
aribisala0: You for ask people when sabi o, the bridge's official name is the Ibrahim Babangida Bridge... But no one calls it that. [img]https://c./ff1rbynhUKIAAAAC/shaun-white.gif[/img] 54 Likes 2 Shares |
NYSC / Re: NBC Issues DSB And IPTV Broadcast Licence To NYSC by BruncleZuma: 4:48am On Feb 10, 2022 |
GardenOfGod: |
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Loses Testicle After Fetish Priest Shot Him During Fight Over His Wife by BruncleZuma: 3:38pm On Feb 02, 2022 |
37 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Banditry: I Killed Over 20, But I Have Repented - Naziru Sani by BruncleZuma: 1:26pm On Feb 02, 2022 |
Ngwa go face firing squad, that's the only place for forgiveness and restitution. |
Politics / Re: ₦4.2 Trillion Debt Service: Economy Is In Real Crisis, FG Admits by BruncleZuma: 8:01am On Feb 02, 2022 |
joyandfaith:Ogbeni, The poster I quoter was erroneously claiming the US does not have debt as high as $1T and I corrected him. |
Politics / Re: ₦4.2 Trillion Debt Service: Economy Is In Real Crisis, FG Admits by BruncleZuma: 7:02am On Feb 02, 2022 |
joyandfaith: That's not what he was implying but thank you for your contribution. |
Politics / Re: ₦4.2 Trillion Debt Service: Economy Is In Real Crisis, FG Admits by BruncleZuma: 6:50am On Feb 02, 2022 |
Oduduwa707: US Debt as of September 2021 was 22,824,293,000,000 Dollars. |
Investment / Re: Fabz Capital: Tobi Ifabiyi Squanders ₦80 Million Investors’ Money by BruncleZuma: 7:03pm On Feb 01, 2022 |
The padiman bear bear no fear una, una carry money give am.. It always ends in tears. |
Politics / Re: Buhari: Nigeria Has Passed The Stage Of Coups For Good by BruncleZuma: 9:12am On Feb 01, 2022 |
After xoup-proofing your government by inserting your loyalists and tribesmen in all aspects and spheres of our security infrastructure. Ogbeni go boil water abeg |
Politics / Re: Soludo: Many Drug Barons Now Use Politics As Alternative by BruncleZuma: 9:21pm On Jan 29, 2022 |
Says the Capo of CBN 7 Likes 2 Shares |
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