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Family / Re: How Many Of Us Fell For This Trap? by BruncleZuma: 5:39pm On Dec 05, 2021
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Religion / Re: Matthias Ezeaku Declared Wanted Over Defamation Of Prophet Fufeyin's Character by BruncleZuma: 5:08pm On Dec 05, 2021
FreeStuffsNG:
Hopefully, other people will learn. The internet is not hidden as you think, especially this era of NIN and very sophisticated tracking devices.
That you have access to the internet and can hide behind a keyboard does not protect your identity and not even you against criminal libel and defamation. You do the crime, get ready to do the time.

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Just like you and your various monikers
Politics / Re: APC To Lagos4Lagos Group: Saraki Is An Expired Political Godfather by BruncleZuma: 4:58pm On Dec 05, 2021
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Olasukanmi Vaughan, the failed Pharmacist and online vendor now follows me....Seun okáre ooo

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Politics / Re: DSS Arrests General Idris Bello Dambazau Over 'Economic Sabotage' by BruncleZuma: 3:10pm On Dec 05, 2021
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Crime / Re: Kidnappers’ Den Discovered Behind A Police Checkpoint Along Auchi-Abuja Highway by BruncleZuma: 12:33pm On Dec 05, 2021
Those that work forces are the same that jump fences...edited for clarity and reinterpreted for Nigerians.

~ Rage Against The Machine
Religion / Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by BruncleZuma: 12:31pm On Dec 05, 2021
shilenji:
You can't compare the two please,Alaafin no get reach 50, Solomon get more than 1000. You see the difference. And the issue of wealth isn't fictional. Over time, scientists have been able to prove it. That's why when you google richest man to have ever lived King Solomon comes up.
The richest man to have ever lived is Mensa Musa and this is backed by science plus historical accounts.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Is Not A Human Being By Birth – Female Preacher Claims (video) by BruncleZuma: 12:26pm On Dec 05, 2021
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Xi ping never said those things bro. I know you are a black man and all and that sense is far from you, but atleast try dey cross check something before you post.
You dey drink beer bah? Make I arrange 1 cold crate of Hero come give you.
Politics / Re: 2023: South East Ready To Kneel, Prostrate To Get Presidency - Ezeife by BruncleZuma: 6:41am On Dec 05, 2021
Omo a group of persons had a really rough weekend, the amount of Ibo bashing threads just dey astounding. Please how much is gas in your area?
Education / Re: Is Lami Phillips Family The Owner Of Dowen College? by BruncleZuma: 12:43am On Dec 05, 2021
Make una leave Lami ask the current Governor of Lagos State, his son graduated from the same school. He must know the owner.
Politics / Re: COVID-19 Affected My Fight Against Corruption, Insecurity – Buhari by BruncleZuma: 8:54pm On Dec 04, 2021
osazsky:
true talk sir.ride on..u are the best thing that has happened to us in d recent time..imagine wat we would havr become if we still had pdp in power.thiefi thieFi gej it will nerver be well with u for cteating this messs apc is trying to clean idiot gej

Politics / Re: COVID-19 Affected My Fight Against Corruption, Insecurity – Buhari by BruncleZuma: 8:41pm On Dec 04, 2021
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Ajala go soon blame Alien Invasion.

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Education / Re: Kogi First Lady, Alexreports, Amafibe, Others Honoured By University Of Abuja by BruncleZuma: 2:00am On Dec 04, 2021
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Una no notice say nah him homies wen him give award and when do baiday last time dey all dis photo dem? University of Abuja, that one sef nah school?
Crime / Re: Man Accused Of Turning Students To Yams In Ibadan, Set Ablaze (Video, Photo) by BruncleZuma: 5:02pm On Dec 03, 2021
This is just ficked up shít...that kind thing no ever happen. Why kill a man over mass hysteria and ignorance?
Foreign Affairs / Re: United Nations Headquarters Locked Down As Man Holds Shot Gun To Chin (Pix, Vid) by BruncleZuma: 11:22am On Dec 03, 2021
Origin:
what is his name?


where is he from?


these are simple questions that need to be established before the Why did he do it?

He's Florida Man
Foreign Affairs / Re: United Nations Headquarters Locked Down As Man Holds Shot Gun To Chin (Pix, Vid) by BruncleZuma: 11:20am On Dec 03, 2021
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Florida Man...tells you all you need to know about the man.
TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie(s) Comes To Your Mind When You See This? by BruncleZuma: 11:18am On Dec 03, 2021
Equalizer 3000
Rambo (1,2,3)
Child's Play
Going Bananas

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Business / Re: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by BruncleZuma: 11:00am On Dec 03, 2021
Popesuccess:
I think the banks need to do more to protect their customers monies. I honestly don't know what the should do but they should try and do something. This is not right at all
They can do more, the customers too have to be proactive; especially in the area of increasing your daily transaction limits. If nah plenty million be your daily limit, man go suffer plenty limit fraud. Some banks (not the big 4) have automated account fraud detection and blocking features built into their systems. Others don't.

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Health / Re: Tanzanian Doctor, Nurse Suspended For Having Sex, Moaning & Disturbing Patients by BruncleZuma: 10:54am On Dec 03, 2021
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Business / Re: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by BruncleZuma: 10:51am On Dec 03, 2021
osmosis4sure:

Convert ur cash to ENAIRA IT WILL BE SAFE THERE. YAHOO YAHOO ARE RAMPANT EVERY WHERE

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You're high-larious
Business / Re: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by BruncleZuma: 10:51am On Dec 03, 2021
Popesuccess:
Why can't we hold the bank responsible if our monies we kept with them is withdrawn by someone else. In this case the man has reported the matter, how come the bank allow the rest money to be taken

The Banks won't do much, and we've only heard his side of the story.

If you've blocked your Card, it remains blocked, if you call them to block your account it remains blocked until you physically go tender documentary proof before it's unblocked.

Besides the Banks are insured so they do not suffer any form of losses even if they get robbed.

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Politics / Re: Isaac Nkole Kicks As Kalu Hosts National Exco, Fuels Defection Rumour by BruncleZuma: 10:48am On Dec 03, 2021
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Politics / Re: Mary Beth Leonard: Brown Envelope Journalists Spoiling Nigerian Media by BruncleZuma: 10:42am On Dec 03, 2021
No be small thing; to the gentlemen comparing the US to Nigeria una actually no get 1 single sense. Where that pikin when him papa knack hammer for head? I miss reading his imbecilic and diarrhoea ridden, brain numbing writings.
Business / Re: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by BruncleZuma: 10:41am On Dec 03, 2021
This is sad; as the poster above has noticed, Nigeria is responsible for this suicide attempt. We are all collectively responsible (we who have shut our mouths when ill-gotten wealth is praised and hardwork is laughed at, we who have turned a blind eye to our relatives' malingering ways...we are all responsible.)

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Crime / Re: 16-Year-Old Arrested With Revolver Pistol In Adamawa (Photo) by BruncleZuma: 10:39am On Dec 03, 2021
Exercising his constitutional right to life...except him expressly thief with am.

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Politics / Re: ‘I’ll Walk With Anybody Who Wants Peace’ — Segalink On Sanwo-Olu’s Invitation. by BruncleZuma: 11:22pm On Dec 02, 2021
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Who no see this coming still dey learn work...Daniel Kalu men are out and about.

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Romance / Re: Delta Man Set To Wed Two Pregnant Women Same Day (Photos) by BruncleZuma: 7:30pm On Dec 02, 2021
Cerebellum:
Amaka people ehnnnn...

You see why you need to fully complete secondary school before coming on social media?
Crime / Re: Arowosegbe Jailed 12months For Impersonating German National by BruncleZuma: 7:21pm On Dec 02, 2021
crestedaguiyi:
who wrote the blunder on the board he is holding

who took the mug shot

who approved the release

who gave EFCC right and powers to parade suspect when they have not been convicted by the court

who is in charge of this shithole agency called EFCC.


who even asked me to ask this questions

That's why they always lose their major cases...they don't learn from their mistakes.
Politics / Re: PDP Leaders Visit Senator Orji Uzor Kalu  (Pictures) by BruncleZuma: 5:45pm On Dec 02, 2021
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Online Evaluation Test With MSF/Doctors Without Borders - What Should I Expect by BruncleZuma: 5:04pm On Dec 02, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Boma: "Buhari Should Pay Me Salary For Keeping Jobless Nigerians Busy" by BruncleZuma: 4:54pm On Dec 02, 2021

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Romance / Re: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by BruncleZuma: 4:47pm On Dec 02, 2021
CandyOps:
Another thread for superstitious folks. A thread for people wey there brain no dey function well because spiritual matter done take up memory space

Imagine this unfortunate spineless man blaming his wife for his misfortunes in business and life in general without even pointing fingers to the main cause- himself.

Nothing dey vex me like when adult go blame spirit for him misfortunes and bad luck because him no say spirit no fit talk or defend themselves. So instead of taking responsibility and handling his finances like a man him go rather blame juju.

Religion is wrecking havoc on us.
No where in this long post did the OP ask the man how he spends his money and how much he makes... No financial responsibility whatsoever recorded.

I've gone from earning 2m monthly to zero.
I was suicidal. Started doing weed and ashawos just to take my mind off things.

But it only gave me temporal relief till I took the bull by the horns and tackled my demons head-on. The more Africans and Nigerians keep relying on spirits for something as simple as a financial growth the more we sink into backwardness and rot.

Religion done kill our willpower and thought process. Na why one old hag of man or woman go tie red cloth or hold Bible do small acting for una tell una say una wahala na spiritual una go believe because we are too weak to hold ourselves responsible.

Weak spineless men wey no sabi their roots everywhere. I just feel complete utter disgust for this fellow not because he is lost but because he doesn't even know how far lost he is.

Money/income does not have a spiritual connection. If it does Nigeria would be the richest country on Earth. Right diagnosis is half the cure.

Why on earth will a man in his right senses consult a witch doctor or a priest for financial advice when we have people who's actual job is Financial Accounting??

It's like having the manager of a football club consult a DJ for technical advice on how to win the football league.. its all shades of wrong and makes no sense...

Yet we do this every single day and expect some kind of magic to happen. Sometimes I'm forced to think we aren't ready for any real change in Nigeria and Africa but then I understand the bigger picture -- keep them illiterates, uneducated, religious and divided. So the looting and syphoning of our nations wealth will keep on.

No wonder Boko Haram agenda na to kill education in it's totality. This country is already boiling over. Those kids born without proper education in the North years back are all doing big business as Kidnappers and bandits today

Na them de influence the elections and political decisions of this country. Yet una still dey fuel superstition and backward religious beliefs over free-thinking, understanding the importance and capabilities of the human brain when fully empowered.
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.this continent (not just the country) is completely exhausting. Nothing is structured to help you evolve and grow.

Louder so that the ikiri dem for the back seat go hear am!!!

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Blames Nigeria’s Security Challenges On ‘Evil Forces" by BruncleZuma: 3:39pm On Dec 02, 2021
Patriot9:
Who can remind me of a story novel we read back in the days.
"Our Uncle has gone mad again"
Am I right?

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Ola Rotimi's Our Husband Has Gone Mad Again

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