Nairaland Forum

plaindealer:


Obviously, Bloomberg is in a better position to formulate such figures and understanding better than you with your lay man grudge and assertions on NL.

Btw, they are talking about $s and not Naira.

Don't mind the emotional ninjas we've got on NL spewing utter poppycocks.

They would be taken more seriously had they refuted the claims made by bloomberg by showing us well researched facts and figures instead of the usual "Them say" "I say" "I have friends" "My uncle has friends" rubbish

phantom: and you claim to know PH.smh. my brother don't f**k with those Igbo boys at ikoku o! there are boys there who bring in containers every week but pose as retailers. you won't know because you see them sucking on oranges and wearing singlets and three quarter shorts behaving like touts meanwhile many of them there dey sell 1million plus everyday.

pile of utter shyte!!!

No chance those boys sell 1 million plus everyday. Unless of course you are talking in naira not dollars.

coogar:

you can say that again....
this is why you see tpia, kandiikane & kulyie running amok on this section - feck knows the number of eggs they produce in a month. they constantly ovulate.

Make tpia catch u.

dayokanu: Barca of last season and this season is weak. Last yr they struggled vs a very weak Milan and even PSG before bayern hammered them

If bayern had been in the same league They would have dominated the same way with 25points +

The team that finished 2nd in Buli molested the team that finished La Liga left right and center last season both in the group stages and in the semi finals

So if Dortmund and madrid were in the same league last season Dortmund would still finish ahead of Madrid

Those are facts right there

Get the fc. ..u..k outta here too!
There is no chance this bayern team finishes 25 points ahead of Barcelona of this or last season. Not in this life or the next.

Lordave: if Bayern of last season were in La liga, they would have won the league with at least 11 games to spare.

Get the Fc. ...u..k outta here. Bout 11 games to spare.
Why not with the whole 38 games to spare

rep king's college here.

Floreat!

coogar:

he would have won the league with real madrid or any of the big clubs in europe. compare his net spend @ arsenal to madrid, barca or milan.

Any decent manager would win the league in any of the top European clubs. Many have but still got sacked. Whinger would simply have followed that same path.

coogar:
yes - you won't buy it because you are quack at sports science. go to your dictionary & read about fatigue. go on google & see the causes & effects of fatigue to athletes and then come back and tell us what you have learnt!.

oh please that tired old excuse. If anybody has the right to moan about being fatigued, it should be the likes of Xavi and iniesta with the number of games they've had to play over the last few years.

2008- Euros
2009- treble
2010-league and world cup
2011-double
2012-euros again

Lawd knows the amount of trash that would have been written had it been Gerrard and Lampard.

coogar:
it's another world cup year - you can bet about 40% of the english squad won't make the world cup cos of injuries.....
germany, italy, spain would have more fit players for the world cup because they enjoyed a winter break that reduced the effects of fatigue.
the last senior team player that missed the world cup for germany was michael ballack - he missed it cos he was a chelsea player in 2010.

Injuries are part and parcel of the game. You simply have to pick yourselves up and get on with. Btw Compare the amount of press coverage Ballack's injury got to that of Wayne's then you would see why I said the English press are a bunch of moaners

Btw why stop at Germany? Why not use another country for example Italy.

Going into the euros in 2008 we have had our defensive linchpin missing. Fast forward another two years our best player missed the first two games of the world cup and had to be rushed back because the Azzuris were on the brink of elimination.

Injuries affects everyone not just the English.

12large1:
Ike uche is a world class striker, this guy has proven himself club and country i have seen him embarass many world class defenders i.e cannavaro, evra, puyol,ramos and more. Put him in the middle you have a top striker

The rate at which the term "world class" is being thrown around these days is enough to make any human weep. Abeg abeg Ike is NOT a world class striker. Or simply put, He is an above average run of the mill striker. Nothing more.

wonlasewonimi: Pataki and A-40 are so fond of each other. How on earth did you guys miss the valentine's day?

You sef don notice am too......Nah for real though

coogar:
by the same token, wenger would have won aplenty if he had also managed any of the clubs in europe including ac milan, real madrid, barcelona & bayern munich.

those teams take a stroll in their domestic leagues & little pressure to face european games squarely.

Whinger would probably have been sacked had he managed a top European club. Good thing he smartly turned down real's advances.

Also don't buy for a second the reason those teams win in Europe is because they have an easier time in their various domestic leagues. Its just an excuse for the English media. This same excuse is always used once England are dumped out of an international competition too.

espn: den u r biggest fool..so because we r africans..nd blacks..we dnt kip records..u r senseless..hw r u sure dey kip perfect record in sweden..or u want to tell me dey don lie or cheat!u r just too daft!*puking*

Mechionu!... Shut the cesspit you call your mouth you raving lunatic.

And yes age falsification is not a peculiar trait amongst the Scandinavians. The reason for this being unlike most African countries, they actually do have a system that works you uncircumcised buffoon.

Lastly Maricon the next you quote or reply my messages, have the decency to do so in good old fashion english not text speak. Ewu Ara!!!

coogar: chic2chimp, i see you. you owe me $5000.

wetin I owe you $5000 for?

andyanders:

My broda, you are on point. Agents managing Mikel is not handling his affairs right because they are afraid to take risk by moving Mikel hence the way he is with Chelsea. If Mikel had moved to other clubs and play the real Mikel that saw him come behind Messi of all people, he would have by now be competing for the world footballer of the year like Messi and Ronaldo. Mourinho killed his style hence Mikel is just hanging in at Chelsea as a sub.

My man said competing for world's best with the likes of Ronaldo and Messi .

Bunch of clowns we've got on NL I tell ya

lrguru:

u will be the first to say 'hi' to him on fb or whatsapp, and when he starts chattin with u and askin u how ur day went, ur only reply will be 'k' or 'kk'. he sends u more im's, u'll read and not reply and when u feel u have so wasted his time, the next txt u drop is 'hmm' or 'lol'

if he decides to leave u, u will be the first to cry foul 'guys are bad'

Now this really cracked me up big time. But on a serious note, It is one of those things I can't stand.

If I make an effort to contact you with the very limited time i have on my hands, I expect more than a " hmm, lol, kk" reply. Anyone that gives me those kind of replies immediately gets cut adrift. One less time waster in my life I say

debosky:

So you have mates telling you the truth yet you're still spilling the same bollocks? Maybe your phoolishness is terminal then.

Don't mind ibime . Of all the games to choose from to make the Goetze vs Ozil comparison he decided to pick a game where Goetze did f...u..c......k all. My Grandma in her bathrobe and slippers would have done a better job than Mario last night.

fredoooooo:

useless italians , andate a fancullo , che merda che siete

Ogbeni foursquare gospel take ya time before amadioha strike you there tonight o

Don't worry you'll eat those words come March

FORZA MILAN! !

Absolutely disappointed with this result I'm not going to lie however I still hold on to the belief that we are more than capable of scoring 2+ goals in the second leg.

Vicente Caldaron here we come!

A-40:

That bloodclot ref ruined the game to be fair!

YUP!..... HE DID

UEFALONA!!!....

Bimfo: Everytin is now Insults..
No football arguement again..

....... Then again that's what makes NL fun

A-40:

So only 3 players matter out of 11? Haha cool story! In the Man City team Aguero and to an extent Negredo are the only standouts I can think of. You have better defenders and wingers

Don't mind Mourinho and Chelsea fans constantly reminding us of how inferior their squad is when compared to city's.

coogar:
so what exactly do you expect from jose? he took 6 big points from city in the league despite being the underdog - so his loss tonight suddenly makes him poor?
i am sure if guardiola was managing liverpool & they get beaten by madrid, you will conclude ancellotti is a better manager than pep. each time jose was asked about city, he always gave them respects that they have the best squad in england.
city beating chelsea at home is no news - stop exaggerating. if chelsea had lost to newcastle or arsenal or spurs then you can bring out your daggers. the same city undressed bayern at allianz arena. guardiola has a lot to answer for that loss.
because that's the way it is. chelsea are underdogs to city. if chelsea win, people would hail jose's tactical nous cos he shouldn't be beating city's monster squad. if city win, the victory is expected by default especially when they are playing at home....

coogar:

because that's the way it is. chelsea are underdogs to city. if chelsea win, people would hail jose's tactical nous cos he shouldn't be beating city's monster squad. if city win, the victory is expected by default especially when they are playing at home....

Chelsea were indeed underdogs but not by much. Most people that had bets on that game probably had it on a draw. I saw not tactical ingenuity from Jose that night. What I saw was a city midfield that was hopelessly outnumbered that evening.

coogar:

because had chelsea won, it would have been a david taking out goliath once again. pellegrini ain't no tactical genius - if city cannot beast this league with that monster squad then their gaffer should be questioned!

jose mourinho(before christmas)
“I think in normal conditions Manchester City should be far from the others because of the squad, the maturity, the stability of the players, the potential of the striking force, the experience of the players. There is a difference."

Abeg who is David and who is Goliath?

Jose is simply just coming up with an excuse as he always does when his team looses. What trophies have the city players won that their Chelsea counterparts are yet to win?

Baring the strike force give me Chelsea's squad everyday of the week

Bimfo: I don't know Y U guys will always refer to your Families, and won't stop Insulting..

Two Weeks ago, The Best team Won..

Today, The best team Won, No complains about that...

But seriously, I don't know what's the Biggie about Mancity Beating Chelsea 2-nil in the FA cup.. For Christ sake, It was a Team that Shipped in 6.. another Shipped in 4..

Abeg difference dey o.

Two weeks ago when Chelsea won, everyone was quick to let us know how much of a tactical genius he was. You would have thought he came up a tactic the game had never seen before. Plus Matic being the best thing since slice bread

Today Man City lost. But this time around it's not down to the tactical ingenuity of Pellegrini. Oh no not all, it's all because Chelsea players did not have enough rest, the luck of the draw not favouring Chelsea and possibly every excuse you can find in the book.

coogar:

so fücking what if there was no shot on target? so if you had 300 shots on target & still lost then it would make the loss bearable or what?

this was set in stone when the draw was made. there was no way chelsea would beat city twice at etihad in a space of 2 weeks. no team in the world would achieve that.

I'm pretty sure you would have said something different had Chelsea won that game. You would hailing Jose as the second coming of Jesus.

Chelsea got their Bottom..e..s handed to them. It's that simple. But unlike the other day no one is calling Pellegrini a tactical genius.

Had Man City matched Chelsea in the midfield the other day like they did today, they probably would have won that game too.

CHAVS HOW MARKET?.....

El Guapo: Things aren't just fine when you have Piers Morgan making fun of his Club

Everyone knows Piers is a silly oaf.

Or is not the same dude that was caught with his pants down with regards to the statement he made about Ramsey? Then again He has a bit of a point here.

Una still dey chase girls in this day and age ? Na wa o

^^^^^^ I say a big AMEN to that

dayokanu:

You sef just born? See small pikin like you. When dem born you sef? who is the father jalether, edoyad or dipo?

Abeg abeg no be my fault say nah only blank shots you fit fire. If you want tips just ask politely.

Oya go get pen and paper come dey jot down my GUIDE TO A FULLY FUNCTIONING AND FIRING PEEPEE

nateevs: Guys I had a baby boy yesterday.

Congrats Man!!!!

Welcome to the club!!!......... We plenty for this club sha