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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 10:18pm On Mar 25
Nihilist:


Baba nla tackle. grin

Cannigia your papa cheesy

The bascard was remonstrating ya know grin
Romance / Re: Can You Guess Their Ethnic Groups? by chic2pimp(m): 9:30pm On Mar 25
The last of the male pictures is the gyal dem sugar himself British grime artist Big Tobz
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by chic2pimp(m): 8:11pm On Mar 25
birdman:
hoping ucla loses tonight...too much lonzo ball hype

Lonzo is actually a decent baller. He'll do well in the NBA. Definitely All Star Calibre Talent.

The middle child Liangelo on the other hand is the overhyped one. I have watched Him several times and simply don't see what the fuss is all about. Never in the history of Sport has a 3star recruit garnered so much hype.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 4:17pm On Mar 23
Nihilist:


Una wey dey cycle about- I salute you.

At my last job, I witnessed 2 major bike accidents. One at Ludgate circus and one at Bank - both less than 10 minutes walk from my building in QVS. In both cases, the bike riders didn't make it.

My brother, I just want to live like Good Charlotte. I ain't tryna die young. If I die like that sef, shame go catch me when I reach the afterlife and I'm discussing with my ancestors -

"So guys, How did you die?"

"I died in battle"
"I died an old man in bed"
"I was riding bicycle and trailer jam me"

Nahh.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin You making it sound way worse than it actually is. As I told Nateevs earlier, you simply just need to have your wits about you. Obeying the rules of the road and being roadsmart will take you a long way.

If I were to have a stab on how they died, i'll say they got hit by a left turning tipper truck right? It's simple "DO NOT GO INSIDE OF A LEFT TURNING VEHICLE". Stay behind and proceed when it's safe to do so.

If it were up to me, i'll make sure all commuting cyclist attend a training course called "Bikeability". Most councils either run it free of charge or charge for little for it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 4:01pm On Mar 23
nateevs:


Don't get me started on Cyclists and obeying the rules. Yesterday, I saw a cyclist cycling through Limehouse tunnel. He was just smiling all through.

These kind of people give cyclists a bad name and it absolutely grates on my nerves. If He dies, He has only himself to blame. The only time I have cycled through a tunnel(blackwall)was when I did the Prudential Ride 100
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 1:07pm On Mar 23
nateevs:


Only the brave cycle in London abeg. London is not (and despite the new cycle lanes), will never be safe for cyclists.
Crazy truck drivers everywhere. Amsterdam, Eindhoven. Now those are cycling cities.

Hahahahahahaha cheesy gringrin grin grin... You'll find that more often than not Cycling is the quickest way to get around the capital. Basic roadsmarts, obeying the rules of the road and having the right equipment is all you need.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 11:19am On Mar 23
Ibime:


80 minutes waka to Finsbury Park is fast walking. I would estimate that at 100 minutes walk. It once took me 3 hours to walk to Edmonton. I use the waka time catch up with all my relatives in Naija and UK. cheesy

Mind you Finsbury Park is our route when cycling. chic2pimp would tell you the scariest part of the commute is crossing Holloway Road to pass through Camden or Angel, cos you could be squeezed easily between two trucks when setting yourself up on that junction. . . . . that's unless he uses the Stamford Hill-Stoke Newington route.

Nihilist nah craze person. 80 minutes everyday? You sef 3 hours bikonu? shocked. I had a puncture once so had to walk the bike 1hr30 minutes because I had no spare tubes left. Never again abeg!. I carry 3 spares now.

Hahaha I think a lady got killed by a tipper truck around 5 years ago at that junction. Incredibly dangerous
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 11:05am On Mar 23
Ibime:


I used to cycle to work at Great Portland Street from Edmonton everyday which was 22 mile round trip. If you are doing Waterloo, Chelsea and Vauxhall from Tottenham, o boy I troway saute. You must be like Sir Chris Hoy.

Loool... Not even. I don't normally go through Chelsea just had to yesterday because of the unfortunate event. My daily commute is a 31 mile round trip which is actually not that long once your body gets used to it. One hour each way give or take.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 10:57am On Mar 23
nateevs:


Terrorism is changing. Terror plots involving explosives are being foiled much quicker than the kind that happened today. Terror plots involving explosives leave trails. I believe in the UK today, one is more likely to be a victim of today's kind of attack than from an explosion on the tube.


Don't get me wrong I do agree just not willing to chance it grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 11:04pm On Mar 22
nateevs:


No. Was referring to political correctness in British establishments.

Loool...News getting to me is that He might be Somalian.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 10:51pm On Mar 22
Nihilist:


It's been a long time coming. It was always a matter of when London would be hit, rather than if.

Na one of the things wey make stop to dey enter tube be that. I was on the platform and and one woman in full ninja costume dey stand beside me one day. As we boarded the busy train, I just dey reason say she fit dey carry bomb under her Burka. I ran to a different carriage when it hit me that if the bomb blow, the explosion go follow me come my carriage. Since then, na waka I dey waka everywhere for London, or I take a taxi.

Ever since 7/7 your boy no dey enter tube again. I no dey chance am. Been a Cycle Commuter for close to a decade now. It keeps me sane and madly fit. Had to take a long detour Home from work now. Waterloo was nothing short of chaotic. Likewise King's Road and Vauxhall. It's mental
Celebrities / Re: Apostle Suleman: Ruth Kadiri Angry For Being Associated With Sex Scandal by chic2pimp(m): 8:03pm On Mar 19
fredoooooo:


Bro buona Domenica o
That pastopreneur business is the best since slice bread I swear .
You will have access to everything and you will even go Scott free as touch not my anointed and tithes are more important than the 10 commandments .
See na, tithe and offerings are financial success
Touch not my anointed you can hide behind that and do anything you want . We tin come remain again .
Just look at that Daniela girl ,the ikebe ehn na top top .
Are you sure that ya tongue speaking is not as a result of ej×aculation grin
Yeye pastor we dey speak in tongue on top of bed grin

Hahahahajajajajajahaha grin grin angry grin grin grin grin grin...I wan reply but i no fit grin grin. You don mara but nah true grin grin grin grin

See wetin Danielle carry for back? Imagine if She waka pass as u dey preach? Nah to dey cast out demon for bakassi remain grin grin. Otobo talk say nah so him dey pour for her back. Carry go jare my Apostle grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Apostle Suleman: Ruth Kadiri Angry For Being Associated With Sex Scandal by chic2pimp(m): 12:14am On Mar 19
fredoooooo:
Distraction strategy by the apostles team ,una do well.
In Otobo and daniela we trust if you like add omotola and Genevieve na una wahala grin grin

See dis yeye boy. When I tell you the other day say make we go open our own church business, you dey use me do yanga. Shey e no reach ground now eh? See the kain chics our apostle dey yansh? And dis na the ones we know o

The amount of quality chics I see 4 crossover night, i neva see am for club eva. Na so I dey use mouth speak in tongue *kakokrimamogbeseeikebeoo*, I dey use eye scope babes.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 9:34pm On Mar 13
Elnino4ladies:


What is POS?

Piece Of Shyte I think
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 12:37am On Mar 09
Greatihex:
he will look average to you because his team mates didn't make anything out of his efforts. Just like the same way it will look to you in the case and Neymar in the away leg against PSG

Nah Him being average had nothing to do with His teammates that day. He simply was "Average". And yh Neymar was average in the away leg.

Not hate for Hazard from my side. Still amongst the top6-8 players in the world currently
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 12:15am On Mar 09
Greatihex:
you sure say you watch the Welsh game? Cos, he was the only Belgian playing like who wants to win.
How many champions league have Chelsea as a team played well since he came.

He was distinctively average in that game.

What thing of note has He done in those few games?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 11:53pm On Mar 08
Greatihex:
oga don't be ridiculous. That was how Hazard was playing his hearts out at the European championship and the lukaku Brothers were frustrating his efforts. The same thing with the Super cup he would have won for us.
Did Neymar not play well in the away match, yet his work were frustrated by his teammates. There is nothing he can do Hazard cannot do.

How were they frustrating His efforts? He had a good tournament alright but was quite mediocre against the Welsh. Moving on maybe we should talk about His CL performances? No?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 11:24pm On Mar 08
Ibime:


Mehn it's your fault if you concede 3 goals with 3 minutes to go. Even Einstein cannot engineer such miracle.

100% agree.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 11:13pm On Mar 08
hensben:
Bro stop hyper-ventilating Hazard destroyed assnal

No hyperventilation here hombre. Let Hazard keep doing His thing on the domestic scene whilst His contemporaries are shinning like a million dollars on the international stage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 10:57pm On Mar 08
bykebyke:

Stick to Hazard vs Mane comparisons from today henceforth..you have been warned.

Mane ogini grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 10:54pm On Mar 08
bykebyke:
Neymar is a legend.

Any comparisons with Hazard ended this night. cheesy

It ended time ago Brah. Just certain Chelsea fans draggiing it on grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by chic2pimp(m): 10:46pm On Mar 08
Neymar vs Hazard who is greater? tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich ''5 times Champions of Europe'' by chic2pimp(m): 11:07pm On Mar 07
fredoooooo:


Bros Arabambi(sango) dey live for our backyard before he die grin
Xabi Alonso dey greet you . grin grin

grin grin angry angry angry......Dude Ayamantanga will visit you tonight wahlai tahlai angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich ''5 times Champions of Europe'' by chic2pimp(m): 10:40pm On Mar 07
fredoooooo:


We no fit fight you know na , amadioha dey do thunder training for our backyard e no go work on me .. grin

Fredoooooo fredoooooo fredoooooo how many times I call you? No make Sango disturb you for sleep tonight o angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich ''5 times Champions of Europe'' by chic2pimp(m): 10:27pm On Mar 07
fredoooooo:


Sorry o , Gerrard and Co says Hi grin grin

No make amadioha descend on you this evening o angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 10:23pm On Mar 07
Nihilist:


Sergio is the best bro.


I can't even think about Puyol without thinking about this


Every defender in the history of Football has been made to look silly at one point or another so it's nothing new.

However what we can't overlook is Puyol's importance to those Dominant spanish teams. He was the LEADER and Organiser of that defence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 10:18pm On Mar 07
fredoooooo:

I love puyol but bro Sergio is the best

It's very close. Touch and Go really. For the National team, Puyol was definitely the better performer. However If we take Club performances into consideration, then MAYBE Ramos edges it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 10:09pm On Mar 07
Nihilist:
Sergio Ramos is clearly the greatest Spanish Defender ever.

Tough one. He is right up there with Puyol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich ''5 times Champions of Europe'' by chic2pimp(m): 10:07pm On Mar 07
raumdeuter:
Yes lets score more

Last man foul. red card

I know you were quietly confident but I wasn't. It's Carlo after all. Still haven't fully forgiven Him for Istanbul. We were the best team in europe in 04 and 05 and should have won it in both of those years.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich ''5 times Champions of Europe'' by chic2pimp(m): 1:46pm On Mar 07
grin grin grin grin grin grin A40 and Airmark sha grin grin grin.

Make una continue cheesy grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich ''5 times Champions of Europe'' by chic2pimp(m): 1:38pm On Mar 03
Nihilist:


Laugh actually wan tear my belle that day. James Haskell asking the ref for tactical instructions was so funny.

To be honest, I didn't even know you could beat offside like that, and I say fair play to the Italians for trying it on.

All Italian sportsmen are dirty cünts. I think it's now been proven as scientific law grin

Hahahahaaha Dude it was surreal. Even one of the commentators on the beeb or was it itv said He had never seen it(Players asking the ref for the interpretation of a rule) in all His years of calling the game.

Neither Did I tbh. When it Happened the first and second time, I was expecting the ref to call an infringement alas no. It wasn't until one of the commentators explained it that I realised. Very cheeky of them grin

Loool I'm afraid the Italians are not to blame this time. Blame the Paddys grin. Conor O'shea apparently told the media to expect "Something" a day or two before. No one knew what the little Irish git was cooking cheesy grin
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by chic2pimp(m): 1:01pm On Mar 03
lolawilliams:


I swear. Can't wait to make it 96'97'98. B2B2B like i'm Jordan 96'97'98 grin

Hahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin.. No make dem descend on you

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