Nairaland Forum

A40:

You and Nihilist need to bone this rugby megedefegede jare lol. Superbowl is next week!! Seahawks vs Patriots who you got?

Btw is Pippo trying to get sacked? E be like say na Keshi una go still hire at last


I warned you pipo that Garri Cahill can only function in a barrack pattern of defence.

Loooooool chale i can't wait o. I have already booked next monday off work sef(superbowl starts around 1- 2am and won't finish till around 5am here). With regards to who I want to win, I am torn bro. I really do want Tom Brady to do it but i've been put off by the "Deflategate"scandal. Still though common you patriots!

Btw do you think Brady will be rated higher than Montana if he leads him team to victory come next sunday?

If I talk say the thing no tire me, na lie. Really thought UCL qualification would be a cake walk this season but boy was I wrong. Anyhow sha, All I can do is to keep supporting the lads. Fingers crossed we'll scrape over the line(8 points can still be clawed back)

Nihilist:


British and Irish semifinal. Kinda like the Johnston Paint Trophy in football.

Atmosphere was electric. Can't wait for six nations as well.

Right I see. Hope the standard of rugby was up to scratch though?

Yh definitely would not have expected any less. Say what you like about british fans but you can't deny their love and commitment to supporting their local teams. Be it Rugby or footy.

So who's your money on?

Nihilist:
Thank God I was at the Rugby instead...

I reserve my curses till I get home and watch the highlights.

Which match you go watch?

Six Nations Tourney is starting very soon though. Can't wait tbh

Wishing my Favourite NBA player and IMO Basketball's Greatest Ever Centre a Happy Birthday. Thanks for the lifelong memories Dream!

SirShymex:

Hopefully, when next I fill an application form, I'll ask them to put "black English" on there, and not "black African."

Chei i don miss out on show o. Abeg wetin happen?

Btw NANDO IS BACCCCKKKK!

Nihilist:

Paying my last respect to the great man himself. He definitely put the "Kool" into sports broadcasting most especially the NBA. He had that screen presence and charm only a very limited few could match and the way he spoke stood him out from the rest. Needless to say he was Charisma personified

RIP to the Legendary Sports Broadcaster. You'll be sorely missed BIG MAN!

fredoooooo:
Marriage at 21 and you no get job or cettificate to get a good job in the nearest future and you expect an 18 years old poor girl to say yes ...
Eye for eye justice abeg .. just cut the hands e use to handle the blade simple .

I am usually not an advocate of jungle justice but today i'll make an exception. He certainly does deserve what comes his way.

Study must have been carried out by a bunch of short men.

Ibime:


We go win league jor! Na simple Mathematics. Check the fixtures, ours are way easier than City's. Na only injury to Matic or Cesc dey fear me jare.

You sure? Make I bookmark this page? I no wan see excuses abi another change of tune come the end of the season o

Ibime:

We have 18 games left, only 8 of which are away from home. I'm still confident we can win the league, I just wish Jose would buy another central midfielder.

Ibime don change tune o chei. We "WILL" has now become we "CAN" the League. Whatever happened to the extremely confident Ibime of a month ago?

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Ooh ooh ooh ooh I'm sòoooooo scared now. I am literally quaking in my boots it's unreal. Will you Shut the f.... up with the empty threats coming from the sewer you call your Mouth. I'll simply just add your name to the list of roaches I have dealt with on this forum.

OROSUNBOLB:


You mean your father's a..s..s down ?

Wrong again. I actually meant your c..u..m slurping, di..c..k riding wh..o..re of a mother. Another Product of the Nigerian Failed Education System.

filani:


Now this Guy right here has something that a lot of us guys need more of ... It's called SELF RESPECT !!!

He refuses to come to the relationship table with a beggarly mindset, he values himself too much to let one funny gal waste his TIME and ENERGY.

I can't believe some male posters on this thread! Waiting 3 months, 6 months , 1 year plus !!! Don't even get me started about that guy that was spending on the Gal like ATM. Jeeeezus ! I don't know if I should laugh or cry for these guys.

If I have said it once then I've said it a thousand times to my Nairaland brothers .
RECIPROCITY is key, if you are doing all the work(chasing) and she's catching all the fun then you have missed it from the get go.

Relationship is a two way street , if I'm putting in effort to be with a Gal you better believe I expect her to put in effort to be with Me as well, I don't give myself CHEAPLY to any Gal

Thanks Bro. Greatly Appreciated!

I think most times we men fail to realise the amount of power we hold in our hands. We've been made or should I say "TRAINED" to believe the female folks hold all the aces when in actual fact it's simply not true. We Do!. You simply need to know how to play your cards right.

I think someone mentioned it earlier not too sure but here it goes, The Lady you've been chasing for 3 weeks will happily give it out to one of her crushes in 3seconds. Call it the female intuition or whatever name but ladies know within a minute of meeting you if you are indeed BF materia. So if u had to chase her for 3 months then you are definitely not her First option. Probably not her second either or third, Fourth or Fifth. You are simply a Guy she had to make to do with because she had no options left.

Following in the Footsteps of Adeboye, TB Joshua, Oyedepo et al, I hereby Make the followong prophecies for 2015

1) One of Either GMB or GEJ shall be declared president come March 2015

2)Nigeria Will not win the 2015 edition of the ACN

3)There shall be political Unrest before and after the election.

4) There shall lots of strikes and walk outs in all areas of public sector in the country

5) The Nigerian Economy will experience some sort Boom and Decline at varying points in the year.

6)There will be lots of Births,Deaths, Agony,Despair, Ecstacy and Joy.

7)A few political figures and celebrities will die in 2015

There shall be Scientific and Technological breakthrough before the year runs out

9)One of Bill Gates or Carlos Slim will top Forbes magazine's rich list come the end of the year

10)The Next yea shall have 365days,52 weeks and 12 months in it. We will experience 2 seasons in the year(4 for those of us leaving outside the country).


IF EVEN ONE OF MY NUMEROUS PROPHECIES FAILS TO COME TO FRUITION, MAKE UNA SUE ME.

torres2:
With you guys, 2014 has been wonderful, you people made this thread running. We say thank you to all our fans.
Ibime, airbornelacer, nitlad, nateevs, tval, incredibleone, hensben, wonlasewonimi , nihilist, chelseabmw you have all been great.
And to keky errmmmm, ruddie won't forget that long party here, raumdeuter, A40, coogar, chicpimp it's nice having you around. We hope you are here to celebrate with come May 2015.
2015 can only get better with you guys.

Ese gan..... Danke, Dalu!. Wishing u a Fantastic New Year too.

fredoooooo:


Thats my bro

Fredoooooòòoooooo

Bros na so we see am o. As fooinnnne as I am shey I suppose dey do all the chasing ni? . I'll be a helluva catch for any woman jare

MsPat:
....deep sigh...
Am i missing smthg here?
-You sighted a pretty girl.....check
-You decided to go after her.....check
-You started the wooing process...check

Now she shud be involved in the chasing?......

Don't get me wrong tho....if she's interested, she will get to know u.

Nope. More like I sight a Pretty looking Lady whilst She also sees an incredibly Buff looking Young Chap with charm to light up a room(which I am if I might say so myself). Both our eyes connect and it's pretty obvious we both fancy the pants off each other. Why should I be the one to do the "Chasing, Wooing" or what have you when it is clear she stands to benefit more from the interaction? That's what I am driving at.

ABEG Before the likes of Adeboye, TB Joshua, Oyedepo et al give their annual New Year's Prophecies, Make I give my own Fast Fast too

1) One of Either GMB or GEJ shall be declared president come March 2015

2)Nigeria Will not win the 2015 edition of the ACN

3)There shall be political Unrest before and after the election.

4) There shall lots of strikes and walk outs in all areas of public sector in the country

5) The Nigerian Economy will experience some sort Boom and Decline at varying points in the year.

6)There will be lots of Births,Deaths, Agony,Despair, Ecstacy and Joy.

7)A few political figures and celebrities will die in 2015

There shall be Scientific and Technological breakthrough before the year runs out

9)One of Bill Gates or Carlos Slim will top Forbes magazine's rich list come the end of the year

10)The Next yea shall have 365days,52 weeks and 12 months in it. We will experience 2 seasons in the year(4 for those of us leaving outside the country).


IF EVEN ONE OF MY NUMEROUS PROPHECIES FAILS TO COME TO FRUITION, MAKE UNA SUE ME.

MsPat:

Nd how will u know what im bringing to the table if u dont get to know me? That is the chasing part.....being a friend while sending signals.....duh!!!

But why I should be the one who "Get's to know you"? Nothing wrong with you getting to know me too or is there?

Ehn ehn since when did subliminal signals become "Chasing"? I'm sorry I must have missed that part. When I say "Chase", I mean actually doing the leg work itself. This involves you Chatting him up, wooing or atleast trying to do so et al. Not just sitting on your bum sending mixed signals and what not.

petresq:


Omo baba abeg where your car come pack now....u where dy correct people I doubt if u even went to school @ all

Oh my word...... Gawd bless the Nigerian Education System!

MsPat:
What's wrong with a little chase? How will i be sure of what i'm getting myself into? Lemme paint two scenarios.....

You are totally right. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a little chase here and there. However just make sure YOU are doing the chasing not the other way around.

No be by fine gal alone. We need to know what else you bring to the table besides your pretty/average looking face. Substance matters alot abeg

OROSUNBOLB:


How is that your business ?

If you have nothing worthwhile to contribute, then I suggest you sit your a...s..s down

OROSUNBOLB:
The very best to have ever come out of Naija. Your style always reminds of Christopher Wallace, the legendary Biggy smalls ! Unfortunately what the present generation appreciates is noise rather than good music. As I type this,I'm listening to and enjoying 'Cry". Do not relent,God will reward you at the appropriate time. You are the best.

How does Modenine's style remind of the Notorious one? Flow?Wit? Punchline? Picture painting lyrics?

fredoooooo:


Milanista your forget grazie

Comot jor ......

Bimffo:

ShoutOut to:

Ibime, Dyabman, Nitlad, CFCfan, AirborneLacer, Sephia, Nateevs, Raumdeuter, Nihilist, A40, Coogar, SailorXY, Noah13, LogoDWhiz, Chip2pimp, Fredoooooo, Mukina2, Dhellake, ChelseaBMW, Debroslink, Tval, humblesteve, Keky, Amodu, Torres2, Odunharry, hensben, shoowthem, and to all I ave forgotten No vex abeg..

Ese, Nagode, Dalu........

UyiIredia:


Thanks.

No worries man.

Come make I give you your birthday"Massing" or say nah writing "Ewa" you prefer?

UyiIredia:
Nobody lynched Tai Solarin till he died and no one is lynching Seun.

Happy Birthday Bro!....... FLOREAT

ubongutioh:


Its wasn't all members of the house... Members house committee on Finance. So members house committee on Finance should be well versed on that.

I was actually going to reply Chuk's post then I saw this. Could not have said it any better.

Matic kind of Reminds of my Favourite midfielder of the 90's Nando Redondo

sephia:
Top spot for the golden boot will be tough this year.
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A fit Aguero will win it with relative ease. He is the Best Striker in the league. Unfortunately GuyMan is very injury prone