Yeah!
But working in this shithole will not necessarily earn you a pound! Choose wisely bro.

Bliss52:


Na cause say you never work for Oyinbo before... dey go work you for every pounds

Biden is smart!
He knows Nigeria is not a darling of BRIC, not even AU! He's aware of the advance of Russia and China on the continent.

Who else can be a better ally to arrest these, than the rejected Nigeria State?
Bat should be on the watch out for Greek gifts.

ryloy:
You’re The Only African Leader Biden Has Requested To Meet, US Envoy Tells Tinubu


https://www.channelstv.com/2023/08/27/youre-the-only-african-leader-biden-has-requested-to-meet-us-envoy-tells-tinubu/

Real table shaker! 😂😂😂

Insecurity:


https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1628068145884807169?t=hAaNIPvhX1meo2xQzgtlFQ&s=19

Guy rest!
Any married man should be ready to apologise to the wife for the offence she committed

Onepointfiveodds:
After series of fights, sit downs and admonitions, my wife has finally make some adjustments on the salty food issue.

We had a little argument last week and i demanded she apologise as it was obvious she's in the wrong. She hissed and walked out on me. We haven't spoken to ourselves since then and she seem comfortable with that.

Yes i love her and i want us to move on from it, but how will this not repeat itself in the future if she doesn't own up to her fault and apologise?!

I should pick up one then

Tkoy:
Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing introduces IVM-branded tricycles ‘Keke Marwa’ into the Nigerian market, ANAMBRA PEOPLE reports.

Fondly known as Keke Marwa, the three-wheeler has being a source of livelihood for millions of low-earners in Nigerians.

The company is set to slash the price of Keke to ₦300,000 just like they did in motorcycle when they slashed it from ₦300,000 to ₦80,000.
The 5-seater (4-passenger, a driver) joins Innoson lineup of vehicles, including Connect, Caris, G20 Smart, Ikenga, and SUVs like G40 and G80.

In addition to being a source of livelihood for millions of low-earners in Nigerians, the three-wheeler is also the cheapest means of transportation to the common man.
Keke Marwa, seldomly used as Last Mile vehicle, continues to be a favorite for Nigerian users who ply unmotorable roads as well as those who cannot afford taxi or commercial motorcycle fares.

Source:
https://anambrapeople.com.ng/2022/05/20/innoson-set-to-slash-keke-price-to-%e2%82%a6300000/

Welcome to Nigeria!

PrinceOfLagos:
Al mustapha too wants to be president?

Al mustapha of all people

Chei

Should not stop at reduction, they should monitor them so that they don't short change us

This is a good development

ikorodureporta:


https://www.thecable.ng/cbn-asks-banks-to-take-over-electricity-bills-collection-from-discos

The registration and housemate selection process for the newest and the most socially responsible reality show in Nigeria has started. This was made known today by the Chairman of Behind My Home Global Limited, Dr. Fred Ayodeji Mafikuyomi at their corporate headquarters in Victoria Island Lagos.

Dr. Mafikuyomi said interested Nigerians from the age of 18 who wants to be famous, who wants their live changed and wish to be part of the housemates for the show coming up on TVC Entertainment and other TV stations all over Nigeria should register on their phones by sending TMA (space) State (space) to 35120 for Airtel & MTN subscribers while 9Mobile subscribers TMA (space) State (space) to 35130.

According to him, they could also register on the show's website by clicking this link https://tushmyapartment.com/register#down

Dr. Mafikuyomi highlighted the reasons for the show which he described as the first in Africa to include:
a. Need for a signature programme that addresses a key national priority and has capacity to impact and resonate positively across all socio economic classes.

b. Current programmes are limited in scope and largely seen as either self-serving or obligatory.

c. Housing is an integral part of millennium development goals and particularly significant pillars of families.

d. Behind My Apartment addresses a very emotional issue and important need of all households that every person anywhere in the world can relate to.

e. Behind My Apartment enables corporate organizations in Nigeria give back to the community/family through an intervention that is both selfless and inestimable.

f. It provides a platform for corporate citizens as thought leaders and strategic partners of the Millennium Development Goals.

g. To provide an excitement for all members of the family.

h. A social platform for corporate bodies to perform their Corporate Social Responsibly (CSR).

i. Provide a window for corporate entities to give back to society by donating their products through the show.

j. It is a family show that fits all ages.

He further explained the processes of the show saying, "in order to boost the living conditions, restore the pride of average Nigerians and to put a smile on their faces, Behind My Apartment Reality Show is introduced to enhance the lifestyle of Nigerians by using a team of professionally trained and highly resourceful experts to execute a free and complete makeover of an existing apartment owned by 3 lucky Nigerians and Contestants in the Show or rent an apartment for the winners if necessary.
The show targets all Nigerians, three Contestants who makes it to the final will get their apartment renovated or rent a new apartment to the tune of N1.5Million Naira, N1Million Naira and Five Hundred Thousand Naira respectively, and also the show will be organized every quarter.
The show will provide an opportunity for many Nigerians to have a comfortable accommodation. Also, once in a year, a contestant will be privileged to win a house".
He encouraged Nigerians and brands to support the show which according to him respects our religion, culture, morale, social, norms and ethics in Nigeria. He added that the show does not only respect our culture, but will continue to change lives of old and.young Nigerians through out the year.

He finally called on corporate organizations and popular brands to support the show in order to keep changing the society for the best.

AmeboBook:
A young boy is currently making headlines after he reportedly killed a massive python in a forest in Oghara, Warri, Delta State.

It's understood he single-handedly killed the snake after it saw the boy and tried to run away.

Use the link to watch the video.





https://www.amebobook.com/see-the-massive-python-a-boy-killed-in-the-bush-in-warri-delta-state/





Source: Amebo Book

Oghara, warri?! Na wa!
Not even Oghara, near Sapele or Benin! � �

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Andynwosu:
How Well Do You Know Warri? Reply With The Numbers You Know.
1. Shoprite Effurun?
2. Army Estate?
3. Mercy Land?
4. Nupeng Secretariat?
5. Faith Academy?
6. Caleb University?
7. MFM Prayer City?

If you know 3 or more locations, welcome to
Grace Gardens, Sapele-Warri Expressway, Effurun, Warri. Fenced and Secured Estate where you can call home.

Visit us today at
KM 140 DSC Expressway, By Classical International School, Opposite Gemstone Supermarket, Udu, Delta State and call Realtor Ikenna
08030529372 for more information.

Why should somebody who does not produce the resources of this country enjoy more than the people who produce? - Edwin Clark on channels TV #NewsNight

bayocanny:
Arsenal all the way...City go chop am

Let the bants begin

THE DAILY FOUNTAIN DAILY DEVOTIONAL GUIDE OF THE CHURCH OF NIGERIA (ANGLICAN COMMUNION)

DATE: SATURDAY 4 NOVEMBER, 2017
TOPIC: CHRISTIAN GROWTH IN FAITH AND UNITY
TEXT: EPHESIANS 1:15-23

MESSAGE
In the prayer for the Ephesian Church which we find in today’s reading, Paul commends them for their faith in the Lord and their love for Christians everywhere. In contrast, the modern-day Church is tragically divided along national, ethnic, cultural and denominational lines. As a result, Christians lose focus on the centrality and Person of the Lord Jesus Christ. This lack of unity not only stunts the Christian’s growth because he cannot fathom the depth of the love of Christ by which he was redeemed; it also makes the Body of Christ unable to take a united, principled, stand against the onslaught of doctrines and philosophies and other forms of attacks against the Church’s “ministry of reconciliation”.

Dear Christian, can it be said of you that since you gave your life to Christ, you have been growing in faith and love for all Christians (v. 15)? Do you live in obedience to the Gospel of Christ? All Christians must see themselves as members of the same family of God, irrespective of nationality or culture. Is this true of you and the Church to which you belong?

Prayer: Heavenly Father, grant that the Spirit of God will so enlighten me, that I will see Your grace working in other Christians in other parts of the world, in Jesus’ name.

Tolexander:
So it is so easy to kill this python like this?

I thought we were told when we were young that python has a ring that can make one so wealthy.

Ring abi diamond?

Eromzi:
hello friends, I intend to go into grasscutter farming by next month i need your professional advice.

Same here

Ok

What's the cost of traveling to London? Tax payers' money wasted on a thank you stint.

sarrki:



http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/i-invited-osinbajo-london-thank-%e2%80%95buhari/

THE DAILY FOUNTAIN
DAILY DEVOTIONAL OF THE
CHURCH OF NIGERIA (ANGLICAN COMMUNION)
DATE: SUNDAY, AUGUST 13, 2017
(Trinity 9)
TOPIC: STOP SIN BEFORE SIN STOPS YOU
READ: MATTHEW 18:1-14

Like the disciples in verse 1, many of us are often concerned about being “the greatest” in our own little world of influence, such as family, Church, community, workplace or nation. Some may even go beyond what James and John did in Mark 10: 35-40 to scheme their way to the top, whether by dubious means. But Jesus warns us against unhealthy ambitions, attitudes, habits and practices that could prevent one from entering heaven, not to talk of being the greatest in it (verses 3-4).

We must cut off such worldly patterns of thought and clothe ourselves with child-like humility if we must enter heaven. Other things to be cut off to enter heaven are listed figuratively in verses 8-9 as “hands”, “feet” and “eyes”. These represent things we see and do, and places we go. Other terms used are “little foxes that spoil the vineyard” (Song of Songs 2: 15), “a little leaven that leavens the whole lump” (Galatians 5: 9), “lust of the eye, lust of the flesh and pride of life” (I John 2: 15-17). Let us re-examine ourselves today and cut off those interests, pleasures and preoccupations that hinder our relationship with God.

PRAYER: Search me, O God, and know my heart; see if there is any offensive way in me.

THE DAILY FOUNTAIN DAILY DEVOTIONAL OF THE CHURCH OF NIGERIA (ANGLICAN COMMUNION)

DATE: Saturday August 12, 2017
TEXT: Revelation 12: 1-6

TOPIC: DIVINE PROTECTION

MESSAGE:
Today, the Apostle John describes his vision of a pregnant woman in labour pains. She gave birth to a Son who would rule all the nations (v. 5). Before the Child was born, evil forces were already prepared to destroy Him (v. 4), but the Child was protected by being miraculously snatched up to God (v. 5). This is similar to the events described in Matt. 2 concerning the birth of Jesus. King Herod had planned to kill Jesus when he learnt of His birth and mission, but God delivered Him miraculously (Matt. 2: 13-15).

In the same manner, God has continued to protect us His children from the plans of the enemy to destroy us. God has prepared a place to take care of us, and put His shield around us; He is our Shepherd (Ps. 23: 1), our Refuge, the Rock on which we stand. Even when we come face to face with strange events we cannot understand or handle, let us trust God to snatch us out of them all with His mighty power (v. 5).

Prayer: Oh mighty God, help me to trust You always as my Helper and Protector in Jesus name. Amen.

THE DAILY FOUNTAIN DAILY DEVOTIONAL OF THE CHURCH OF NIGERIA (ANGLICAN COMMUNION)


DATE: Friday August 11, 2017
TEXT: Rev. 11: 15-19

TOPIC: KINGDOM OF THE WORLD VERSUS THE KINGDOM OF CHRIST

The sounding of the trumpet by the 7th angel was followed by loud voices in heaven proclaiming that “The kingdoms of this world have become the kingdoms of our Lord and of His Christ, and He shall reign forever and ever!” The kingdom of the world is controlled by Satan and is characterised by sin, darkness and disobedience to God (Eph. 2: 1-4). In contrast, the Kingdom of Christ is characterised by righteousness, peace, joy and everlasting life (v. 17; Rom. 14: 17; 1 Cor. 4: 20; Rev. 12: 10; 19: 6-.
If anyone repents of his sins, believes the gospel and gives his life to Christ, he transfers from the kingdom of the world and darkness to the Kingdom of Christ (Col. 1: 13-14; Eph. 2: 12-13). He also receives eternal rewards (v. 18; 2 Tim. 4: . But those who refuse to repent are judged and condemned (v. 18; 20: 11-15). Let us use our God-given opportunity to make the most important decision of our lives which will determine our eternal destiny. Let us submit to the Lordship of Jesus Christ in our lives, and with the heavenly throng, proclaim that supremacy of Christ over the devil!

Prayer: Oh God, help me to become and remain a member of the kingdom of Christ. Amen.

THE DAILY FOUNTAIN DAILY DEVOTIONAL OF THE CHURCH OF NIGERIA (ANGLICAN COMMUNION)

DATE: Thursday August 10, 2017
TEXT: Revelation 11: 7 -14

TOPIC: THE EVER VICTORIOUS LORD

We are told that the two supernatural witnesses whom we encountered yesterday will be killed by the beast from the bottomless pit after they had accomplished their mission, and their body will be left unburied in the street for three-and-half days. There was great rejoicing and exchange of gifts to celebrate their death. However, after three-and-half days, they will be resurrected and raptured. And so it happened.

It is gratifying that the witnesses accomplished their assignment before death. We must be careful to use our God-given abilities to serve Him faithfully while we have time, because there is blessing in so doing (John 9: 4; 2 Chron. 31: 21). Verses 9-10 show that in the final days when God sends His witness to prophesy concerning future judgement, many will prefer to align with evil and will gloat over the death of God’s prophets. The resurrection and rapture of the prophets (vs. 11-12) stuns satan and the world. It is an experience similar to Christ’s. Christ lived a supernatural life, surrendered His life (in death) on completion of His assignment and He ascended into heaven. Because satan can never understand divine agenda, Christ will ever remain the Victor. The victory of Christ over satan and his cohorts is victory for the saints.

Prayer: May I never be caught unawares.

zionmade1:
the pastor should also go ahead and heal the mad sister. We have no choice as christians, we must forgive no matter wat anyone has done against us.

I didn't see where they wrote 'the pastor made the woman mad'. Since karma is a bitch, she should live with her madness

Kyase:
not just twitter, almost all social medias are just boring for my liking

Thought as much

Are you on Instagram or Twitter?
Drop your handles here and let's follow each other. Mine is @ighotietie & @warriupdate

Kyase:
same here.

Probably because you don't know how it works. It is one of the most powerful social media platforms

While African economies have enjoyed accelerated economic growth over the past fifteen years, for many countries this buoyant performance has not been accompanied by structural change, increased formal employment or broad-based gains in livelihoods. We are interested in the policies needed for inclusive growth, and the political circumstances that might encourage such policy innovations.

John Hopkins University brought together a distinctive group of political scientists, economists, practitioners and policy specialists to look at present achievements and prevailing challenges to future development.

Economic growth and Social Inclusion
Yemi Cardoso was one of the Speakers and he spoke on Enhancing Finiancial Innovation and access, Other Nigerian Speakers include Kayode Fayemi, the former Governor of Ekiti State and present Minister of Solid Minerals, Matthias Mordi of the Nigerian Competitiveness Council
#WarriUpdate
WarriUpdate.com

Continental Calling: From Lagos City project to African Cities Alliance; the Visionary Lagos Urban Developer Gets Inducted
In a not-too distant future, the story of the modern Lagos city would be told and whoever history ascribes the honour to, his oration wouldn't be complete without giving credit to the contribution of a number of Lagosians who played a part in developing the masterplan.

One of these, would be Yemi Cardoso, appointed Commissioner for Economic Planning and Budget of Lagos State in 1999, the state had the privilege of bringing in a seasoned corporate player who knew his onions. Mr. Cardoso led the committee of Nigerians whose responsibility was to pull Lagos from the brink becoming a slum and establishing the foundation of a modern city. Mr. Cardoso amongst other contributions to the state hosted the first "7 African Sustainable Cities Program in Nigeria and helped set the ball rolling for what was to become the mega city master plan.

Mr. Yemi Cardoso was then appointed Chairman at the World Bank Lagos Metropolitan Development and Governance Project (LMDGP) in 2005. He helped developed a plan of action and strategy to achieve Lagos' urbanization and the challenges that could arise with it.

In 2015, the seasoned public administrator, Mr. Yemi Cardoso, alongside other notable Africans who have distinguished themselves in their various fields was inducted into Africa's New Cities planning committee; the Cities Alliance, in partnership with the African Centre for Cities, to generate compelling analysis and arguments to better address the key challenges and gaps of urban development in Africa.

WarriUpdate.com
#WarriUpdate

byrron:
Shehu said that Sanusi got his facts wrong but the same Shehu failed to counter Sanusi's assertion's with facts, instead he went on dishing out beer parlor analysis.

Someone with no facts at all is asserting that someone with facts got his facts wrong!

For the record, THIS IS NOT WARRI. WARRI DON'T HAVE HILLS/MOUNTAIN!

mezynaija:


Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/09/see-how-this-young-man-almost-lost-his.html

The services of a Youth corper serving in warri who's into blogging is urgently needed.
Such must be resident in Warri, Delta state.

NB: Such must have a commendable online social media presence

Send resume to jobs@warriupdate.com