That would be vision 2020

jonathan will still win as far as it is pdp that is involved. Any other party is a counterfeit
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Lets play this, comment with your name backwards lets see how funny ur name is... For example Dennis - Sinned

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THANKS TO ABA (Add urs)
~ Thanks To Aba Iphone 5 now
has a steel back
~ Thanks To Aba FIFA 13 now
runs commentary in pidgin
~ Thanks To Aba Adidas now has
12 stripes
~ Thanks To Aba we now have
Nokia phones with two hands
chopping knuckles instead of
shaking hands
~ Thanks To Aba we now have
Toyota camry Jean trousers
~ Thanks To Aba we now have
Tummy Hilfigure
~ Thanks To Aba fifa 13 now
comes with Iyanya's Kukere as
theme song
~ Thanks To Aba 200 in 1 DVD
plate
~ Thanks To Aba we now have
ceiling fans with 5 blades
~ Thanks To Aba the latest
model of keke napep now
comes with AC
Keep it rolling...
(Naija no go ever carry last)
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I got my first call from my landlord wife... She just called me to remind me of that thing

Alert: As the year 2012 is finally wounding down, I would like to bring to your notice some common comments made on nairaland:

1. Much ado abt what makes the front page.....
Comments like 'so this poo made the front page? Well I am gonna do this or that....'I don't think is compulsory to open all topics on the front page, I love the frontpage a lot cos is like a shortcut for me and I have so many options/topics to select ranging from entertainment to politics.

2. Price of garri.......
That's the most senseless comments ever....'.how does this affect the price of garri?' Or the league of I will just add gnuts or sipping zobo etc I don't think is mandatory for one to comment on every post,you can just view and move on. I miss nairalands of those days when only reasonable people respond to questions and even help you solve a problem without making jest of the OP.

3. First to comment.....
This is the most childish of all comment, someone in desperate need for help or suggestions posts on nairaland and some 'children let loose on rampage on nairaland page' ignore it and instead struggle to be the first to comment.

And finally those that quote a very long topic, most times they are articles that the OP copied somewhere and pasted on nairaland, only to put a smiley or 'an hmmm,ok' at the end of the long quote, I wouldn't group it as a comment.

Feel free to add more

and how does this poo reduce the price of goat and chicken in the market??

For every hands that type Amen
may he or she never lack
1. Peace
2. Money
3. Love
4. Joy
5. Blessings
6. Care
7. Happiness
8. Good health
9. Long life

For me it would be Glorious...





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She got the answer from the same place u copied it @bumnioguns

Thats good.. Clap for yourself!!!























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It remains CAN president jet to crash... Am still waiting...:@

As for me i used "Sweet Mother"

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Guess you Guys all heard the News of
Jubilation by the Northerners when they
heard the Sad News of the Death of one of
their Governor.
Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks:- Whilst I feel
tongue tied that we are witnessing another
“air mishap” that has taken the lives of fellow
Nigerians, I am utterly shocked to hear of the
jubilation in certain Northern political
quarters and muslim youths in Kaduna
state.Just too too cruddy and It is Beyond the
fugacious razzmatazz of the moment, I
seriously call attention to the rutilanting and
coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus
the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and
until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of
self-immolation ,quintessential ­
abnegation,eulo gizeable simplicity, humility
and immerse ourselves in a platonic
emotionalism of agape love and
communalistic service and head to unity as
one Nation.
#SMH

And how is this going to reduce the price of christmas chicken in the market:/

According to photoshop

Mine is Aki and pawpaw


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Mine is Ihe neme by 2face


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I have seen this yoke before?

Nice car... If one can buy this car the guy go get 50 girlfriends... Infact am gonna buy my own..

INTERACTIVE JOKE OF THE DAY
“YOU KNOW IT’S YOUR FUNERAL IF”
- You Know Its Your Funeral if your Bold6
rings after you had handed over the Nokia
3310 to the gun wielding robber.
- You Know Its Your Funeral if you get to
bokoharam’s headquarters and sing
eminem’s ‘I am not afraid’
- You Know Its Your Funeral when u use
Candle to check Ifthere’s Fuel in ur Generator
- If U’re Dreaming Of Her Chasing U And U
Wake Up And She’s Staring At U Laughing.
- You Know Its Your Funeral when dana gives
you scholarship to study abroad.
- You Know Its Your Funeral if you Gbagaun
on twitter or facebook while correcting
someone else’s mistake!
- You Know Its Your Funeral when you try to
drag 6 plots of land with Chiwetala Agu
- You Know Its Your Funeral if patience
jonathan is your english teacher.
- You Know Its Your Funeral if u slap a colonel
in front of an army barrack
- You Know Its Your Funeral when on your
debut you face 1 on 1 with lionel messi or
Ronaldo
- You Know Its Your Funeral When U’re Drunk
Driving & Getting Head At The Same Time On
3rd Mainland Bridge
- You Know Its Your Funeral if you are left
alone with Klifford Orji
- You Know Its Your Funeral if 3 calabar
chicksdecide to treat ya f*ck up
- You Know Its Your Funeral If You’re
PlanningOn Stopping A Moving Train
- You Know Its Your Funeral If I Catch U With
My Woman
ADD URS......

If you were given the power to bring back people from the dead, which musician would you resurrect.
As for me, I would resurrect Lucky Dube.

If you were given the power to bring back people from the dead, which musician would you resurrect..

As for me i would resurrect Lucky Dube

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I need the mods to ban me.... Na joke oh!!!

The cat went to the market to buy a trap for the rat... Abeg help me laff..

A conversation going on between jane and Glory in their jamb centres after meeting for the 7th time in writing jamb... .. JANE: Wow glory, we meet again for the 7th jamb, jamb is very wicked oh....... GLORY: Yes oh, jamb are not good atall, they cannot even recognise us as their customers, we just pray that we shall pass this time, After Writing their jamb exams they still continue their chat... JANE: Yes oh Glory, we are through now , see you next year for the 8th jamb, GLORY: God forbid bad thing, I rebuke it in Jesus name...

I REPEAT!!! Boko Haram has started again as they have bombed the cemetary in maiduguri, The dead bodies all left their graves and where shouting "Help us oh, Boko haram has come again" . But The D.P.O has come to the rescue and have asked all the dead bodies to return to their graves and rest in peace as he would put up a committee to look into the matter. This DonColz reporting from JOY fm, 41.9

Kanye West calls Kim his ‘perfect bitch’
The uproar behind this story is gotten from the reactions of
fans of both the ace rapper and the reality Tv star as it was
said that the rapper had just released a new song
titled Perfect Bitch, and he says it’s about his ladylove, Kim K.
It is quite a thrill to have a lady swallow such all in the name
of love and fun.

If your phone number ends wit
0- u are a trouble maker
1- u are very kind
2- u are very funny
3- u are intelligent
4- u are sincere
5- u are careless
6- u are neat
7- u are handsome/beautiful
8- u are straight forward
9- u are shy.
Which one are U ? Mine is 1 and 0 ({}) add urs

Fresh Attacks By Militants Kill Two Soldiers In Okene -
PREMIUM TIMES
Posted: August 7, 2012 - 19:50
Barely 24 hours after 17 worshippers at a
Deeper Life Bible Church were slained by
rampaging gunmen in Okene, a town near
Lokoja, the capital of Kogi state, two soldiers
have been shot dead by attackers.
The police in Kogi state have confirmed the
killing, saying the attackers, "unknown
gunmen" attacked a patrol van in which the
soldiers drove in, killing two instantly and
injuring others.
Ile Simon, sopkesperson of the Kogi state
police command could not confirm the
number of soldiers injured from the attack.
He however confirmed the killing of the two
soldiers.

Akpos did not mentioned the word true neither did he mentioned the word false... But he mentioned others words... That was why he was set free