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Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Too Honest To Start 2015 Campaign Now – Abati. by DonColz(m): 3:29pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
That would be vision 2020 jonathan will still win as far as it is pdp that is involved. Any other party is a counterfeit 3rd to comment |
Forum Games / Type Your Name Backwards by DonColz(m): 10:48am On Jan 03, 2013 |
Lets play this, comment with your name backwards lets see how funny ur name is... For example Dennis - Sinned share yours... |
Jokes Etc / Thanks To Aba- Nigeria Is Now A Better Place by DonColz(m): 7:22pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
THANKS TO ABA (Add urs) ~ Thanks To Aba Iphone 5 now has a steel back ~ Thanks To Aba FIFA 13 now runs commentary in pidgin ~ Thanks To Aba Adidas now has 12 stripes ~ Thanks To Aba we now have Nokia phones with two hands chopping knuckles instead of shaking hands ~ Thanks To Aba we now have Toyota camry Jean trousers ~ Thanks To Aba we now have Tummy Hilfigure ~ Thanks To Aba fifa 13 now comes with Iyanya's Kukere as theme song ~ Thanks To Aba 200 in 1 DVD plate ~ Thanks To Aba we now have ceiling fans with 5 blades ~ Thanks To Aba the latest model of keke napep now comes with AC Keep it rolling... (Naija no go ever carry last) share yours... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: (PHOTO) Soccer Fan Kicked Out Of Stadium For Looking Like Jesus by DonColz(m): 6:27pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
3rd to comment |
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Called You First In The New Year And Vice Versa by DonColz(m): 6:24pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
I got my first call from my landlord wife... She just called me to remind me of that thing 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Three (3) Common Most Annoying Comments Made By Nairalanders by DonColz(m): 12:25pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Alert: As the year 2012 is finally wounding down, I would like to bring to your notice some common comments made on nairaland: and how does this poo reduce the price of goat and chicken in the market?? |
Religion / Only For The Hands That Types "Amen" by DonColz(m): 2:23am On Jan 01, 2013 |
For every hands that type Amen may he or she never lack 1. Peace 2. Money 3. Love 4. Joy 5. Blessings 6. Care 7. Happiness 8. Good health 9. Long life |
Nairaland / General / In One Word, Describe How This Year 2013 Would Be For You? by DonColz(m): 1:50am On Jan 01, 2013 |
For me it would be Glorious... Share yours.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Guess What's Written In Dis Picture by DonColz(m): 8:19am On Dec 25, 2012 |
She got the answer from the same place u copied it @bumnioguns |
Music/Radio / Re: Gangnam Style Hits 1 Billion Youtube Views, The World Does Not End by DonColz(m): 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Thats good.. Clap for yourself!!! Third to comment |
Travel / Re: Bayelsa Helicopter Crash: I suspect Foul Play – Governor Suswan by DonColz(m): 8:26am On Dec 21, 2012 |
It remains CAN president jet to crash... Am still waiting...:@ 2 Likes |
Family / The Name You Used To Store Your Mother's Phone Number? by DonColz(m): 11:02pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
As for me i used "Sweet Mother" share yours... 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Tonto Dikeh On The Cover Of Y! Magazine by DonColz(m): 6:58pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
and how is this post going to stop kidnapping and reduce the price of garri in nigeria |
Politics / Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On The Death Of Governor Yakowa by DonColz(m): 5:03pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Guess you Guys all heard the News of Jubilation by the Northerners when they heard the Sad News of the Death of one of their Governor. Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks:- Whilst I feel tongue tied that we are witnessing another “air mishap” that has taken the lives of fellow Nigerians, I am utterly shocked to hear of the jubilation in certain Northern political quarters and muslim youths in Kaduna state.Just too too cruddy and It is Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation ,quintessential abnegation,eulo gizeable simplicity, humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service and head to unity as one Nation. #SMH |
Family / Re: Golden Eagle Snatches Kid (Video) by DonColz(m): 12:48pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
And how is this going to reduce the price of christmas chicken in the market:/ |
Family / Re: Golden Eagle Snatches Kid (Video) by DonColz(m): 12:46pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
According to photoshop |
Celebrities / Who Is Your Favorite Actor/actress? by DonColz(m): 4:18pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Mine is Aki and pawpaw Add yours... |
Music/Radio / What Is Your Favorite Song Of 2012? by DonColz(m): 3:11pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Mine is Ihe neme by 2face Add yours... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos The Pastor by DonColz(m): 8:39pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
I have seen this yoke before? |
Car Talk / Re: Volvo Develops Crash-proof Car by DonColz(m): 6:40pm On Dec 08, 2012 |
Nice car... If one can buy this car the guy go get 50 girlfriends... Infact am gonna buy my own.. |
Jokes Etc / "You Know It's Your Funeral if" by DonColz(m): 7:30pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
INTERACTIVE JOKE OF THE DAY “YOU KNOW IT’S YOUR FUNERAL IF” - You Know Its Your Funeral if your Bold6 rings after you had handed over the Nokia 3310 to the gun wielding robber. - You Know Its Your Funeral if you get to bokoharam’s headquarters and sing eminem’s ‘I am not afraid’ - You Know Its Your Funeral when u use Candle to check Ifthere’s Fuel in ur Generator - If U’re Dreaming Of Her Chasing U And U Wake Up And She’s Staring At U Laughing. - You Know Its Your Funeral when dana gives you scholarship to study abroad. - You Know Its Your Funeral if you Gbagaun on twitter or facebook while correcting someone else’s mistake! - You Know Its Your Funeral when you try to drag 6 plots of land with Chiwetala Agu - You Know Its Your Funeral if patience jonathan is your english teacher. - You Know Its Your Funeral if u slap a colonel in front of an army barrack - You Know Its Your Funeral when on your debut you face 1 on 1 with lionel messi or Ronaldo - You Know Its Your Funeral When U’re Drunk Driving & Getting Head At The Same Time On 3rd Mainland Bridge - You Know Its Your Funeral if you are left alone with Klifford Orji - You Know Its Your Funeral if 3 calabar chicksdecide to treat ya f*ck up - You Know Its Your Funeral If You’re PlanningOn Stopping A Moving Train - You Know Its Your Funeral If I Catch U With My Woman ADD URS...... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Which Musician Would You Resurrect. by DonColz(m): 11:13am On Nov 28, 2012 |
If you were given the power to bring back people from the dead, which musician would you resurrect. As for me, I would resurrect Lucky Dube. 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Given The Power, Which Musician Would You Resurrect? by DonColz(m): 10:43am On Nov 28, 2012 |
If you were given the power to bring back people from the dead, which musician would you resurrect.. As for me i would resurrect Lucky Dube Share yours. . . . 8 Likes |
Jokes Etc / A Very Costly Joke!!! by DonColz(m): 10:34pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
I need the mods to ban me.... Na joke oh!!! |
Jokes Etc / Best Joke In The Universe!! by DonColz(m): 10:28pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
The cat went to the market to buy a trap for the rat... Abeg help me laff.. |
Jokes Etc / Regular Jamb Customers... by DonColz(m): 2:18am On Aug 17, 2012 |
A conversation going on between jane and Glory in their jamb centres after meeting for the 7th time in writing jamb... .. JANE: Wow glory, we meet again for the 7th jamb, jamb is very wicked oh....... GLORY: Yes oh, jamb are not good atall, they cannot even recognise us as their customers, we just pray that we shall pass this time, After Writing their jamb exams they still continue their chat... JANE: Yes oh Glory, we are through now , see you next year for the 8th jamb, GLORY: God forbid bad thing, I rebuke it in Jesus name... |
Jokes Etc / BREAKING NEWS!!! Boko Haram Strikes Again...a Must Read... by DonColz(m): 1:43am On Aug 17, 2012 |
I REPEAT!!! Boko Haram has started again as they have bombed the cemetary in maiduguri, The dead bodies all left their graves and where shouting "Help us oh, Boko haram has come again" . But The D.P.O has come to the rescue and have asked all the dead bodies to return to their graves and rest in peace as he would put up a committee to look into the matter. This DonColz reporting from JOY fm, 41.9 |
Celebrities / Kanye West Calls Kim His 'perfect Bitch' by DonColz(m): 7:50am On Aug 08, 2012 |
Kanye West calls Kim his ‘perfect bitch’ The uproar behind this story is gotten from the reactions of fans of both the ace rapper and the reality Tv star as it was said that the rapper had just released a new song titled Perfect Bitch, and he says it’s about his ladylove, Kim K. It is quite a thrill to have a lady swallow such all in the name of love and fun. |
Jokes Etc / What Does Your Phone Number Ends With? by DonColz(m): 1:51am On Aug 08, 2012 |
If your phone number ends wit 0- u are a trouble maker 1- u are very kind 2- u are very funny 3- u are intelligent 4- u are sincere 5- u are careless 6- u are neat 7- u are handsome/beautiful 8- u are straight forward 9- u are shy. Which one are U ? Mine is 1 and 0 ({}) add urs |
Politics / Fresh Attacks By Militants- Kills Two Soldiers In Okene by DonColz(m): 1:33am On Aug 08, 2012 |
Fresh Attacks By Militants Kill Two Soldiers In Okene - PREMIUM TIMES Posted: August 7, 2012 - 19:50 Barely 24 hours after 17 worshippers at a Deeper Life Bible Church were slained by rampaging gunmen in Okene, a town near Lokoja, the capital of Kogi state, two soldiers have been shot dead by attackers. The police in Kogi state have confirmed the killing, saying the attackers, "unknown gunmen" attacked a patrol van in which the soldiers drove in, killing two instantly and injuring others. Ile Simon, sopkesperson of the Kogi state police command could not confirm the number of soldiers injured from the attack. He however confirmed the killing of the two soldiers. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Brain Teaser by DonColz(m): 2:46pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
Akpos did not mentioned the word true neither did he mentioned the word false... But he mentioned others words... That was why he was set free |
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