justwise:


What exactly are you on about? What has that got to do with me?

I got banned for spamming.

My moniker is mrbigman2.

I wonder what dat is.

I have mailed the supermod nothing, someone just told me u re in charge here. Please kindly unban me lemme get directions to what is ahead of me. Thanks

Conspiracy theory?

Predict Nija economy make I see.

U leave ur problem dey go international

And dis is actually not for scholarship.

Nuttan Nigeria will continue to be nut

universityfailu:
hi all, my name is durent and am a university student. Am beardless and girls usually bounce me calling me small boy. Small boy koor. I have tried all i know to grow a beard, coconut oil, castor oil, sulphur 8, smoking and rubbing weed on my cheek, inhaling and injecting weed. All to no avail. I've heard bout minoxidil, oh boy dat tin cost die! What can i do now? I need to attract dis chicks. No bashing pls.

U no do gay again?

Durrent d gay boy

If ulcer catch u, u go confess wetin u no do. My dear, cry ur pain off oh.

My own na all dis malaria drugs dey trigger am.
Damn! Can eat, can drink anything, can seat, can't stand, can't lie down.

U'd kuku be calling death.

My friend go and read about it den u have idea of what I wrong with u before people sell panadol give u.

Google have cured me much more dan Nigerian doctors.

Dose not mean u should not go to d hospital but u'd be in line with what ever d doctor is saying

Nija division is so thick.

Everyone still chats in English, so what's d point?

Nice.

Hope dey test ran the impact level and reaction level?

No be to dey build end am.

Sexytemi:




When Chelsea get match sef, and e be like say person wey him landlord dey pursue no go fit watch am o.

Lwkmd, na Sunday oh.

We fit accommodate am for our house make him just watch d match den we pursue am to continue him mobile curse journey.

What do u think?

Lemme comment before dem postponed am.

One wonder what 2019 election would look like.

Abeg chelsea fans come in let's map out formation. sexytemi wia re u my physical doctor?

Iambush:
I really need your help tonight. I am afraid right now and terrified. I know this is not a topic for romance section but I need alot of opinions and way out.

Earlier this year I graduated from school and finally got back to lagos to start my life afresh but I have a problem with my landlord. When I was about leaving in April I owed him 3 months rent 6k (in which I just paid him off for 2015) now I was about leaving and he demanded I paid him for 2016 but I didn't have money with me so I left onto (akunbgba)

I got back to lagos then started afresh. Though my bed, rug and curtains is still back in the room with some little things like plates and pots.

Sometime June I went back to akubgba to get something from school then I came across my landlord who was asking me to come home and pack my things with my balance which I was owing him 15k (this time it has increased meaning he was counting the rent) i couldn't argue because u had alot of things in mind then so I told him "ok" then I left but I don't know how he got hold of my number. He has been calling me since the beginning of this month asking for his money and saying I should come and pack my things.

I don't know what to do as I haven't started working yet. I don't have any source of income and I don't have money (about 20k now) to go and pay for a room I never used.

He said he is going to curse me if I don't come and pick my things. Please help me. I don't know what to do. U am confused. I need your advice

Really?

Op, try ubth surgical centre for corrective surgery. U'd feel a bit better

It is finished.

AjFive:



What's your Mum's Age?

Why bring in a 3rd party?

Can't you deal wit situation without calling for help?

I fall my hand and am sorry for ever quoting u and try work on ur IQ level, u'd be needing it when u grow up

AjFive:


Honestly I don't get the Joke.

What's ur IQ level?

Decent enough

Means his regretting. Probably she smells.

AjFive:


Your moniker says (m)

That's cos she's as confused as F!

They re definitely looking for any means to shift blame. Past government is now old joke, now if dey dnt deliver, dey will say we refused to change along

rosalieene:

See, I don't care about the number of bday wishes on the thread. The most important thing is that God kept me alive to witness another birthday and my family and friends celebrated with me.
So now, talking about the number of birthday wishes, in as much as I appreciate the thread created for me and the well wishers, that doesn't mean you should think that its a favor chit chatting on the thread OK! Its nothing! this is just NL.

So why wia u crying?

rosalieene:

I am more disappointed at you. A thread was created for me and you only succeeded in derailing it even laying claims to you making it reach page 4!! Also calling it(a bday thread) a boring thread like it was a thread of an open discussion.
I just would not get angry after finding out that its you behind this monicker because I don't want to.
I least expected this from you of all people.

Please count your bd wishes if dey re up to 10.

Na so dem deceive Nigerian with chibok girls.

Naw, look wia we re

Baba why u dey cry? We never finish u, u dey use hanky.

Aboy! Take am.

Lwkmd.