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Politics / Re: Military Operations Already Yielding Results – Presidency by ideylaff: 10:03am On May 20
Political Hullabalooo, they are quenching some monster they created behind the scenes to give credence to Mr President... Like America going to war a year b4 elections..weve seen it all b4

Why has Boko not had any real proper Power and influential Goverment target since.... LOL.

na so so poor people den dey kill since....

Whoz fooling who.....?

Just 2 days and dey are saying they are seeing results on Boko... very funny a movement they created /
has bn running for years just quelled within 1 week like that. Doyin Okupe must be a joker sha....

If they could do this why allow them to grow and do us so much damage over the last few years..

Boko is an internal creation by them, GBAMK, they grew out of hand just like Massob and d past militants dey had to buy their arms off them back in d days for money/amnesty.

Im not fooled even if others are fooled....

I know Nigeria well enough....

Field marshal Doyin Okupe is now reporting war front success as if the people on ground have filed a security report withing 2 days or is it a week of Stste of Emergency

what is the National Security Adviser doing... drinking beer or what?

What a bunch of liars, deceitful and jokers they all are
2 years ago they told us same lies like this... this is now 2013 and they suddenly have woken up from their slumber after needless blood/lives have bn shed.....GOD will judge them all

....http://www.nairaland.com/762912/nigeria-chad-niger-set-launch....
Celebrities / Re: Dr Sid Shows-off Lekki Home by ideylaff: 12:16pm On May 15
timpaker:
The customized floor make so much sense... But what will happen if he packs out from the building to a much better one in the nearest future? I.e if he sells it.
I just love the guys taste sha.

There is nothing like a customised floor , LOL, that's just laid bricks with a painter painting the name Dr Sid in Red over a template simple....

I can understand doing this with Tiles in a pool having a colour pattern to spell your name, though I still consider both tacky and tasteless.

Silent and smooth is better way for the REAL rich... if you are genuinely rich people u can ooze wealth and people smell it a mile away without bn loud, vulgar or lousy.

That's my own motto... be unassuming and modest in every possible way....

Congratulations aburo (Dr Sid) you have worked hard....I must confess....

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Politics / Re: Pictures From World Economic Forum In South-Africa by ideylaff: 8:58pm On May 13
A-HA:
PAW PAW DON TURN TO CONGO PEOPLE.
THAT WAS HOW MICHAEL JACKSON STARTED.
BLEACHING IS NOT GOOD,OR DOES HE HAVE VITILIGO ?

ROFL LOL LOL LOL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paul Scholes Retires From Football by ideylaff: 1:10pm On May 13
bimbcy: RIP....Wat d hell is Giggs waiting 4?

his chance to bunk one of the players wives like he bunked his sister in-law for year oon end....LOL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paul Scholes Retires From Football by ideylaff: 1:09pm On May 13
SailorXY:
Just answer the effin question

no need 2 swear.. lets be decent on here sir. LOL
Business / Re: Atms Dispense Fake N1000 Notes by ideylaff: 1:07pm On May 13
SKIPCY: . It's garbage in garbage out. What do u expect.

LOL
Politics / Re: Pictures From World Economic Forum In South-Africa by ideylaff: 1:06pm On May 13
tpia@:
Who was in charge of picking the delegates for this so-called summit?

That person needs to be queried for mocking nigeria on the international scene yet again.

And if they are going to ridicule nigerians in this manner, why did they not add denrele and karen igho to the delegation?

LOL.... a go die could make the list as well.

Its all a joke..... mehn... see the peeps running the country who call themselves Technocrats/learned people....

I dont have anything against Celebrities/entertainers.. but if it were a culture and tourism trip i'd be cool with it...

But 2 an economic forum.as members of the official presidential delegation.. dats a big joke
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paul Scholes Retires From Football by ideylaff: 8:19pm On May 12
BodyKiss:

Please remind us the club you support again, and how many trophies they've won.

OUCH DID I HIT A NERVE lol lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paul Scholes Retires From Football by ideylaff: 11:44am On May 12
instinctg: Hope he n fergurson won't come back, better to quit when d ovation is loudest



True as a Local Champion.... 2 Champions League Cups in 26 years LOL
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by ideylaff: 6:13am On May 09
dayokanu: Na the husband dey take the picture

na Gov Akpabio for Liason office ooooo shhhhhh dont let anyone hia ooooooo. LOL
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by ideylaff: 10:41pm On May 08
splashbaby: Which other skills ooo

like proper congo shinning later later naowwww ....
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by ideylaff: 10:31pm On May 08
Fhemmmy:

Rough day with Rough cooking and making stove roughly dirty . . . grin

she will make it up in the bedroom....later....LOL

if hubby nor dey town who ini edo dey cook all that 4..?

.. some 1 shining her congo behind the scene. hhhhhmmmmmmm
Romance / Re: The Things That Turn Girls On by ideylaff: 10:43pm On May 04
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Ijele-igbo:


tongue Bro we are in the same shoes! My waist is so flexible and I rule the dance floor anytime I go clubbing!! It turn girls on homie


R u Flavour Nabania by chance LOL....
Shake yeee Shakey uku, akiri kota nta shakey uku..... scatter your waist oooo....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlQABwXVgCE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlQABwXVgCE&feature=player_detailpage
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo: Married But Living Single, Refuses to Join Husband In US by ideylaff: 1:22pm On May 04
nija80: why will she? she goes about sleeping with men all over the country , at least I heard she was a guest of my MD for so many night in a high brow hotel in the south south.

Sounds like 85% Nollywood.....bleep bleep bleep, sometimes they dont even try to hide...

You know there is no location in sight and you wonder what they are doing in a Hotel just for a few hours..

some are that cheap bro.... short time just for the latest LV bag or a ticket to the USA or the UK
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo: Married But Living Single, Refuses to Join Husband In US by ideylaff: 1:20pm On May 04
Memphis357: I'm sure she prolly in one hotel right now,on her knees,sucking on some politician's dickkkk!!!
Ain't a good idea making a ho into a housewife!

u said it all....
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke And Fiancee Kenturah Separated? by ideylaff: 12:00pm On Apr 29
This is exactly what they want us to to do.. "Stop to give them some attention"

with this press release in the domain now...,.. Jim Iyke's show is bound to generate more interest and extra audience if you ask me

Its all working according to plan... Bad Publicity means more interest...

Yeye people....wannabes..... who be Kenturah...sef?

Both of them are using this medium to make noise and create attention.. cant you all smell it a mile away...

Jim you were good when u stuck to your trade..."acting"....even though u were a calmer "Hank Anuku Mark 11" back then LOL

Go back to acting please.......

Sell all your "2nd new Auctioned" American Abuja Polluting Cars and use that to reignite your career back. good luck Jim
Celebrities / Re: Bukky Wright's New Look In Traditional Attire (PICTURES) by ideylaff: 8:17am On Apr 28
speedyboi:

Indeed. mtchw
If you used to know her, you will know there's no need for her to bleach cos she is already extremely light skinned. Okay, please show me a pic of her where she's black? If you can't then shut da eff up.

see the way you post and speak... mannerless and uncouth person.. where did I or anybody abuse you or in the post?...
stay in denial. we all know Bukky Wright bleached.... so glaring...and obvious
Celebrities / Re: Is Ghanaian Actress, Joselyn Dumas The Sexiest (nollywood + Gollywood) Actress? by ideylaff: 12:52pm On Apr 26
DaReal_Olayinka:


what makes these two sexier than her, or u dont seem to know what sexy is, or is it the fact that she is ghanaian so you cant bring yourself to accept the fact that she is sexy. abeg na, be serious. i thought u were gonna say omotola or genevieve

wait a min, u are talking about these two women, are u?



ebube with her coke and Fanta fingers..

she was very pretty b4 she started to bleach... runz has killed her good image... if u ask me

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Celebrities / Re: Bukky Wright's New Look In Traditional Attire (PICTURES) by ideylaff: 9:37am On Apr 26
speedyboi:

What's your criteria for recognizing bleached ladies?
And I always thought it was black knuckles and knees. I can't see any of those.
Besides, this lady has been fair-complexioned since the day i've known her. which time she con bleach na? undecided

what's my point? always be sure before accusing people. cos i see that's now an anthem on Nairaland nowadays; any fair skinned lady is bleached. smh

The Arabs do a special bath that does the knuckles off as well, how cant u recognise a bleached woman a mile away

Bukky Wright has bleached her skin big big big time... no need s story.. I begiiii

We used to know her very well
Celebrities / Re: Bukky Wright's New Look In Traditional Attire (PICTURES) by ideylaff: 9:35am On Apr 26
Lord have Mercy... na bleach Bukky Wright Bleach like ds so... damn....

O ma she oooo.

She already has natural beauty and I just wonder why whe went all the way to turn her ebony skin to soyoyo /red palm oil ...skin

Complex... nothing more...
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Of P-Square Shirtless, Sipping Moet (Picture) by ideylaff: 6:03am On Apr 26
yeboyes: This P-square guy is really irritating. Jeez why are some Naija celebrities so razz like this.

People in other countries are celebrating life changing innovations ,black man is busy celebrating "champagne".Typical Ngbeke feeling funky.

This dude is the kind of "role models" who are misleading young Nigerians.This mentality of posing is evidence of a person who is too full of himself,lacks humility and has a brain the size of a peanut.

Okoye suffers from Narcissistic personality disorder. NPD is a personality disorder in which the individual is described as being excessively preoccupied with issues of personal adequacy, power, prestige and vanity. This condition affects one percent of the population.First formulated in 1968, it was historically called megalomania, and is severe egocentrism.

Okoye look at Bono,his wealth will swallow yours a hundred folds ,yet he does not pose.He insteads donate his money to the needy and does a lot cf charity all over Africa.You on other hand prefer to stare at yourself in front of a mirror and post lies on twitter to boost your ego.From posing in a plane that is not yours to taking a picture at an oil depot and now posing drinking champagne on twitter.

I know you were born into a paki home but common dude stop acting like you have never seen money before.Sho which kind of bush man be this? Super Alam poser grin



So well put and apt . You said it all in one swoop. Speak it bro. Thanks for that, I know a few people will berate you with things like "is it your money" ? but hey wise have spoken its down to the smart ones to see the sense in what you said.

Its more of a black man syndrome as well. Same thing American Hip Hop / rappers do as well, a few years ago the boxer Money Mayweather was posing with pics and videos posted of money in his house and 50 Cents also did something like that as well

see who dem P Square and co dey use as role model be ds I think...



Floyd Mayweather Shows Off 3 Million In Cash & Jewelry! .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmcPUahZ4DE

What kind of money have we not seen before. Its a real crying shame..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Better To Send Cvs In Pdf Or Word Format? by ideylaff: 12:06am On Apr 24
bigfrancis21:
Overseas, the preferred CV format is PDF, the reason being that PDF files are rarely susceptible to virus attacks and by virtue of this immunity they can't carry any virus along to be transferred to the receiving end over the internet. In other words, PDF files are always safe to download, however, the same cannot be said for Word files. Word files are prone to, easily attacked and rendered unreadable by viruses and viruses easily attach themselves to word files, thus making them unsafe to download when sent over the internet.
I don't know about the generally preferred modus operandi of Nigeria anyway, though I've seen more companies demand more of PDF than WORD. However, whenever I'm sending any document of mine, be it transcript, letter, etc, I always send it as PDF. The advantages are highly valuable. wink
Take this from an IT specialist.

Not CV bros... PDF are for Legal and binding documents, if ur sending your CV to an agent , he has 2 format it with the Agencies typo and format with extra bits of info added b4 he or she sends its off

I've ran workshops for various Global/Top recruiting agencies for years... regarding their processes and ways of working, never have I come across an agency that prefers a CV in PDF... Never

yes PDF can be converted back to word and word back to PDF but recruitment agancies do work in fast paced environments and so they need to get hold of your CV format to the clients request and send it

Please take my advise do your CV in word... Simplified and easy
Celebrities / Re: May D's "So Many Tinz" - Behind-The-Scene Photos by ideylaff: 11:58pm On Apr 23
jeezybuck: These babes don bleach their body finish, See their knees

lol, UR SMART OOOO u took the words out of my mouth, i just dey wonder why black patches dey for their kness ,so na Egyptian Mil den deon use tire..its a shame sha

if its not long oyinbo hair we are looking for its d skin... when awa women come become like ds.. growing up u used to stand out like a sore thumb if u bleached

Nowadays, u go see the same babe for Monday black and beautiful by Thursday she go don yello like MTN logo and on top it all she go dey blow big girl

many of them go reach heaven sef, den nor go issue them ID to enter cos den nor recognise dem anymore ooo

Shame

Celebrities / Re: Waje's New Look After Working-out (Pictures) by ideylaff: 5:46pm On Apr 23
obo389: grin wink
meen! dis gurl get IBADI o

as well as defence oooo she really had... but her ibadi is kind of work out... from use...

Cellulite is fighting... big time.....

I like her sha.....
Events / Re: Nigerians Got The Talent On Britain's Got Talent. Show by ideylaff: 3:22pm On Apr 22
They did okay but i just dey wonder why we as Nigerians are getting carried away over some booty shaking dancers who were shaking their bums on main stream TV..


Na achievement be dat... wey wan poster dey talk say she dey teary eyed.. 4 what....

So what will they do next week.. shake their already displayed bum again... so much for innovation....They better go and find anoda Dbanj or African video to do,... b4 hunger begin waya them....
Fashion / Re: Rita Dominic And Waje's Outfit At AMAA2013 by ideylaff: 3:19pm On Apr 22
Bayelsa State. hmmmmm All d babes go get good market.... well well ooooo.

Some fit nor return for anoda week.. den spare tyre for body go don dey rebore level... afta

In a few months time u go dey see dem dey post picture of one 2nd hand pass down car or the other, trying to outdo each other..

Yeye dey smell....
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus And Dayo Amusa @ Encomium's Black & White Ball by ideylaff: 7:39pm On Apr 18
holluwai: Must dey showcase their boobiez? I don't get this silly girls and if they are labeled bit$hes, them go halla!

Those are not bobbies oooo more like Hammerz.... when in the bra and slip-HERS when left to obey the laws of gravity...LOL.

some abes need to know that, not all headlamps need flashing.....
Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by ideylaff: 7:31pm On Apr 18
Foxyhoxy: we sang lyk dis... 'D most xcellency is Jesus,kiboroki,shout alleluyah amen,orobo kibo(2x). Lols. God ave mercy

Are u a member of the Celestial Church of GOD... "Celeee" cos na dem women dey shake yanch 2 dance back and forth to alter...

All their songs na Guitar playing songs oooo Chainsall over body 4rm head to toe with a couple of bleached face then Snr Member will be nacking a few omo ijos/church members baba dud/Apako with a few members in the know as well

kai..Lord have mercy... on us all ooooo
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Linda Ikeji's Family by ideylaff: 2:33pm On Apr 18
Loking nice and plenty.... Thumbs up 2 hard working Linda... sh*t money don't smell.... her blog does rake in a lot of money.... better than bn something bad to the society... Much respect to her....
Celebrities / Re: Beyoncé Is Looking Hotter Than Ever by ideylaff: 2:15pm On Apr 18
What's new with B.... same body same pic, same pose.... tschewwwww. getting boring now...

same song,, how hoeee hooooo howwwww, same concert and same dance/wiggle of the bum....
Politics / Re: American Senators Pass Resolution On Achebe by ideylaff: 2:42pm On Apr 17
People need to see beyond their nose

Achebe the literary scholar, giant is different from Achebe Nigerian/Biafran fact... don't mix the 2 togead

Its Chinua Achebe the literary scholar and giant that is bn celebrated... we need to be clear on this....

he was great as a Literary Giant... end of let' leave it at that...no need for Yoruba bashing today.. please guys...

1 minute una nor send America and d next minute ur romancing them >>>>>> we Africans sef.... neither here not there go kill us 1 day ooooo
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage With Tony Blair's Wife (Picture) by ideylaff: 2:24pm On Apr 17
obiajurum25: Dis can't be photoshopped just saw it on Tiwas instagram page.Abi 9ja artist dey photoshop their pics nw?Bt Tony Blairs wife looks sick.

LOL @ "Tony Blair's wife looks sick" Shes looked like that for a while now ooo Cherie Blair was never on the good look side anyway.... Tony is the one with the good looks and smile.....

Lucky the kids picked Tony's side... Cherie Blair na like Miny Margaret Thatcher for her law firm oooo .

Tough cookie she is oooo

I'm sure Tiwa is not lying .. its not a big deal to work into these people... Oyinbo life nor hard read the life of 5 MOPOL for 1 person like we have @ home... they move and walk around freely



Shes only 58 oooo KAI... Oyinbo dey quick age sha

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