Emusan:


See feeling

Remember, I just reminded you that YOUR LAUGH which is just what you did in one corner of you room has no EFFECT. No matter how you laugh about people's belief it can't never REMOVE JUST A SINGLE HAIR from them.

Did anyone tell you it's going to have effect on anything? Why did you need to remind me? I'm just laughing nw. If my laughter did not hurt you, you wouldn't try to cope by letting me know it's not doing anything to you.😂
What is my business if it doesn't remove a hair from you?
No matter how much you laugh at a mad man, it also doesn't move them. So what's your point? I'm being entertained by people's fuuIishness and that's what matters.

Absolutely!!!

Based on what? Give me an intelligent answer.😀

Emusan:


No! If not because you have restlessness over what you claimed it doesn't concern you won't be jumping from every threads about God.

Point to any of my posts on this thread which shows restlessness.
All I said was that all of you put together are hilarious, and you quoted me to remind me that I'm laughing alone in my room. Make I do TV broadcast before I laugh? 😂

smile.... when majority of Christians are even smarter than you.

Lol, it's fine, but obviously my simple comment struck a nerve.
The main question is, are you part of that majority? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Emusan:


The best you can do is just laughing with your own self inside one corner of your room.

That is why I said, it's nothing when your mockery can't even remove a single hair from Christ's Body.

But you have to remind me, why? Because it hurts your feelings. 😁
I'm laughing, same way thousands of others are laughing and making content of mockery against Chosen church and deluded Christians.
Most of you will remain deluded for the rest of your lives anyway, but should that stop me from laughing? Make I no laugh again? 😂

Emusan:


Your laugh is nothing when your mockery didn't even remove any hair!

Lol, it's something to me. The fuuIishness from you guys is amusing.

As an atheist, I'm laughing at you all

jesusjnr2020:
What I Did After Stones Were Thrown At Me While Preaching On The Streets

On this particular day while street preaching in the suburbs of the FCT, I had gone close to a compound and stood at the gate preaching.

While I was yet preaching I suddenly saw stones flying over the fence/gate towards my direction, although none touched me.

It was quite strange though that I paused for a moment trying to figure out what was really happening but then continued shortly afterwards with my preaching.

It was after I continued that I saw a couple of hausa guys who appeared to be doing some work in the compound, coming out of the small gate, but immediately they came out and saw me, they exclaimed as if shocked to still see me standing there and immediately went back into the compound.

It was then I realized that they were the ones actually throwing the stones to drive me away, hence their shock to still see me standing there and yet preaching regardless after they came out.

But despite going back into the compound, for some reason they didn't continue throwing stones as before, perhaps realizing that it would take more than just throwing stones to stop me from preaching.

That was how I was able to finish with my preaching before leaving the gate of the compound.

God bless.

Sorry for the stones, but why are you in people's neighbourhood making unnecessary noise. Are you the only Christian in this country?

Righteousness2:

In your Journey in life,
You dont need Everyone to be with you .
You only need the The ANCIENT OF THE DAYS! THE GOD OF CHOSEN TO BE WITH YOU.

Everyother person or persons are irrelevant.

Dont bother whether people are with you or not with you.
Just Ensure that you Please and Live for GOD ALMIGHTHY. HE ALONE is the one that Matters.

Everyother being will have no choice but to Submit and Bow to you

Ancient of days ko. Ancient of days wey ihn church members dey suffer. Chosen for mouth,
with that your ugly apron. 😂
Make una god of Chosen save una from Tinibooo first.

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98t-YWNckyE?si=8WzejFBxVGthTGk0

Legendary Nollywood Actor, Chiwetalu Agu has Joined The 'I Am Chosen' Challenge

😂😂

efemena5050:
All these arrogant new generation children that have disregard for rules and regulations....do I blame them? No the old generation are the cause of this .....but how.....do u Know today ,parents no longer flog or discipline their children....even those stupid private schools no longer flog or discipline children.....now wat u have are lazy entitlement kids growing up without recourse to discipline....... Those rounds he wasted without any authorization will finally see to his dismissal from the job cuz the military prefare u to die than to waste their ammunition......no reason can be submitted for the justification of his foolish act of display.....this guy will be a forgotten or wasted episode soon.........let's assume he had some issues with those overbearing officers that shouldn't hv been an obvious reasons for putting the lives of his enemy and that of his colleagues at risk.......

So his reaction to being disarmed is because his parents did not flog him during childhood? You're not bright at all, because you'll tell me what the correlation is in beating up a child and the behaviour of an army personnel who has received far more strict training. You people just type anything on here.

Nawa. And 2years+ still remain, plus another four years extra. 😂
Tinibooo is working, don't worry.

Didijiji:
And they were on the streets yesterday here in Uyo sharing fliers...

Drawing strength from weakness

The enemies thought the trend will weaken them

Chosen mopol

Lol, nobody expected those deluded Chosen members to quit or back down and nobody was trying to silence or weaken them. They're already a laughing stock and we're only laughing at their fuuIishness. 🤷🏾‍♂️

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On9Ds_AKH9M?si=aHlQd2_s9XCXc7g5

Chosen Church Choir Replies Critics (Music)

Clown church. 😂
This is a nice bop though. Someone needs to add Amapiano beats on it.

Gospelpreacher1:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITl0zQVwmWQ?si=5njHAzQqLZKFWhys

Lmao, this church is a total joke.
No wonder everyone is laughing at you guys.

LordviccoDaGuru:




Source
https://www.facebook.com/share/NK93WuutueK6nwzX/?mibextid=xfxF2i

Cc Mynd44 Nipfmod Seun

A former useless president.

TruthsFM:


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0pDKjGWYJtL2XFhZ2EymvybNmozTELXUHtDCHfxfyMkL2B52uwHWB8RZdqsfEL8HHl&id=100090139667951

So death can get close to him?
I thought he was a chosen and nothing can harm him or his family. 🤔
Even the wife wear the apron sef.
Wahala for person wey go be third wife.

jaephoenix:

I have never NEVER seen a pro-atheism thread on FP but there are countless pro-christian and pro-muslim threads. The day you'll see a pro-atheist thread go FP, the backlash and abuse you'll see would break Nairaland servers.
The hypocrisy is terrible

Although I believe there'd be backlash, but I don't think it'd be that much like one would expect if such thread gets to fp.
And I'm saying this because most pro-Christian threads on FP receive at least 60% criticism or ridicule.

Chikel20000:
Trump never said he hate Swift

Lol

DTruth10:
He never said he hated her. Fake news

He simply said he was not a fan of hers



Don't be deceived by incompetent media and their divisive rhetorics

You're seeing a post from his own account saying he hates her and you're saying another thing.

.

nlfpmod:


https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/4880725-trump-posts-i-hate-taylor-swift-days-after-her-endorsement-of-harris/

Say what you want about Taylor Swift, you can even say she has no single influence in the elections, but openly declaring hate for a very popular artist as a presidential candidate is a very terrible move.
This does not make people who are undecided and those who never liked you to like you and want to vote for you, this only turns people away.
Anyways, na im sabi. I'm very sure he's going to lose.

jmoore:
“The great Nigerian youths, the great Nigerian students, the confident Nigerian youths. This is a revolution. This election is a revolution. They are plotting, but they will fail. They said fuel price will increase and reach N200/N500 per litre. Go and relax, we will crash the prices,” he had said.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JH8CC_JdUA?si=ny-vvt5ny3mgQSBV

A total failure.

Wainey:
I actually thought the mods will move it to FP but they didnt, but I'll just replace God with politicians and move it to politics section

Lol, threads like this don't usually make FP.
Many atheists here don't even bother making threads for FP because it rarely gets posted there.

Lemos14:
You attention seeking so called atheits keep boring us with these threads. Nobody asked you nor cares whether you believe in God or not that’s your own business.

But you're here na. 😂
You were scrolling through Nairaland, saw multiple threads and made up your mind to click this particular one just to tell the OP that you don't care. 😂

Wainey:
Without too much Grammer I'll give you points why God is actually the terrorist in his own story. The devil who was the bad guy has never killed a single person, but God has tortured and killed many just because he felt like it
I'll give few points to support my claim why he is not real and if he is, then there is a bigger problem.

Point 1 Reading down to the book of Job, I noticed God actually went to Satan who was just chilling, placed a bet with the devil and asked him to torture Job and kill his children, I discussed this with someone and the person answered... "but God gave him ten folds of whatever he lost"... Like seriously? Giving me 10 children will just make up for the one you killed? I was not comfortable with the whole thing and felt this biblical God is egocentric and can just torture you cos he is bored.

point2 God strategically planted a forbidden fruit in the middle of Eden and told his mindless creatures with no wisdom as of then not to eat of that fruit. I don't get it, why plant it in the first place? it's like keeping a yam in a house and tell ur brainless goats not to eat of it, sooner or later they will surely eat it especially when the omini-present God decides to remove his presence from them throughout the day.
I think God was waiting for them to eat it so he can unleash the curses he had wanted to pour on them and enjoy as they suffer.

Replace "God" with "Buhari" and watch most Christians agree with you.
Even Buhari wouldn't be as fuuIish and as barbaric as the Christian god if he had 5% of his power.
Most Nigerian Christians will agree that our politicians are wicked, evil and inhumane. But the one who gave someone else permission to murder another person's entire family just to win a bet is the good one.

ikorodureporta:
Does roadside preaching make any positive impact??

No, it is just noise. It's useless and irrelevant.
The people you're preaching to are probably mostly Christians who will forget whatever nonsense noise you're making the next hour.

Gospelpreacher1:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2EnVFSlcso?si=IeJMyfsMaT_R_O50

😂😂😂
Shame no dey catch you as you dey post this rubbish?

The same thing Nigerians used to do back then when they see a white person and they take a picture with them and show off to their friends like it's an achievement, is the same thing a lot of people around the world (where black people aren't common) do when they see a black person.
I only realised this 2 years ago when a black man went to Pakistan and instantly became a celebrity.
Videos like this are so many. People get fascinated by things that are usually rare.

officialwdhtv:
University student confesses to killing female colleague after kidnapping her and collecting ransom from her family.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psr8Lx3zRPg

Situation in this country is getting worse. People are now running solo kidnapping operations for money. Crazy thing is it's the young folks who are involved in this.

CapitanS:

Lmao you've been using laughing emojis all night long and you now want to bitch and cry just because I used it only once? But really why would I be bothered? You've literally been putting out the most childish and pathetic promotions of cackling Kamala and her buddy Ol' Joe Biden that I've seen on this forum yet. Your childish diatribes have been something to laugh at but definitely nothing to be bothered about. BTW, I've got no problems with Trump raising funds from the people cos that's where his support comes from, THE PEOPLE!! Unlike cackling Kamala that is being propped up by the corrupt establishment.. And for the umpteenth time, you can keep repeating your delusional Taylor Swift line like a kid reciting his nursery rhymes, it wont still make it a reality. Trump is the political kingmaker that has never been made by anyone talking much less of a political neophyte like Taylor swift who can't even win her own state for her candidate. My earlier challenge is still open, name one, just one politician that has won any elections as a result of Taylor Swift's endorsement. Please name one even if it's just a city council member, I dare you 😂😂.

Just so you know, I didn't read all that. Good morning. 😀
We'll come back to this in November. For now, take as much copium as you can.

CapitanS:

Keep fueling your delusions all you want, it will never become reality. The fact remains that Trump doesn't need and has never needed Taylor Swift's endorsement. Your Kamala will be needing tissues and not memes when Trump wins in November and isn't it rich having a dementia accusation coming from the party of "sharp as a tack" Joe Biden?😂😂. Your clown show of a party will be hit with reality in November, Trump is the people's president and they can't wait to get him back in to fix the mess that demented Ol' Joe and cackling Kamala have made in the past three and half years.

Cope.

Lol, bro is adding laughing emojis to his write up to appear unbothered. 😂
Trump has to sell customized bibles, sneakers and NFT trading cards to help with campaign funds. The donations aren't coming in like it's supposed to. Even his so called assassination attempt couldn't help him. No one even talks about it anymore. And Harris doesn't even need to do much and she rakes in even more donations. Trump knows this, that's why he was on his knees begging for the endorsement from one of the biggest stars on earth. He saw that Amber rose's (an Only Fans IndecentStar) endorsement meant nothing and most artists have refused giving him permission to use their song at his campaigns, so he's down to take whatever endorsement he can get. That's why he was begging. Now disappoint has set in and you're here coping.
When he loses in November you'll only cry about the election being rigged like always. But your tears will mean nothing at the time. And you'll find a way to cope even more, but there won't be much to hold on to.
This is you right now.😂 👇🏾

CapitanS:

Lol, Trump needs no defending. your recycling your garbage lines doesn't change the fact that it was a light-hearted meme he posted. He never made any official statement claiming Taylor Swift endorsed him or he wants her endorsement. Trump has always been the anti establishment candidate all his life, his support comes from the rural and blue collar voters not from pop fan girls who rarely turn up to vote anyway. Your ignorance and delusions are glaring in your inability to mention even one politician who's victory was as a result of Taylor Swift's endorsement 🤷. It's a simple challenge, come chat your shit when you're able to mention one. Until then,

Cope even more.

A light hearted meme where he carefully took his time to do gather (both AI generated and real) pictures of supposed "Swifties" to claim their "endorsement".
Trump says all kinds of bs on his account which he means, so he doesn't have to do a press conference before we can acknowledge that he actually meant whatever he posted.
His fans were delighted at the thought of Taylor endorsing their candidate and Trump fell for it thinking there was going to be any real support. Now that she has embarrassed him, you all are coping with "memes and light-hearted jokes".
Don't worry, he'll have enough memes to post after his loss this November. And if he loses this time around, he should kiss that presidency goodbye.
😁
An old, convicted felon with dementia will never become president. Cope.

CapitanS:

Why isn't it believable? It was a meme!! And Trump saying I accept it was to the swifties for Trump movement not for any useless endorsement from a political lightweight like Taylor swift. Trump's endorsement has literally won a lot of politicians their elections in the US, can you name one single politician who's victory was as a result of Taylor Swift's endorsement? You can't because she carries no political weight and your delusional rants can't change that fact.

Cope harder

Lol, try to defend him all you want, the post is right there. Meme ko, joke ni. What's the joke and what's funny about it?
Man is done for and he knows. If Taylor had endorsed him, his supporters would have thrown a party, called him a master strategist and laid out thousands of reasons why her endorsement helps him, but since Taylor cooked him and embarrassed his a.ss after begging for her endorsement, it has now turned to "meme and jokes"😂
Cope even more.😁