Akinomoakin021:
Let’s pray against the death of a Big man of God

Lol, what day and time? All these tactics no dey work again.

Kobojunkie:
Fight over what exactly?

You don't live his reality, so you don't know what it's like for him. He might also have difficulty turning down those requests for certain reasons.

Kobojunkie:
Storyland! Simply telling people you will have none of what they are offering will bring negative attention to your person? Do those same people not equally reject offers from others? Abeg, make we hear word.

2. If you are looking to kiss arse then why draw a religious line to begin with?

You're fighting over nothing bros.

Tobdek:
I'm a student who's an undercover atheist. I'm always getting accosted by christian fellowships left, right and center on campus. As someone who hates any type of attention, most times, I pretend to be an unserious, non-churchgoing christian but that only seems to draw these people's attention to me.

Last semester, a guy invited me to church, service was scheduled for 7am, by 6:30am, this guy came to my room to wake me up! His face was literally the first thing I saw in the morning. It was so annoying. This is just one out of the many annoying things this guy and other "evangelists" have done to drag me to their church. I don't want to be known as an atheist for obvious reasons, yet, I want to ward off people like this guy and his ilk. I'd like to hear from other atheists.

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What I used to do whenever these people approach me is, I ask them to open a certain verse and read it out. Then I point out the difference in character between their god and the Jesus they're trying to sell to me, and ask them why I should waste my time being a part of such. Other times, I just point out some really fvcked up verse they aren't even aware of, and watch their confusion unfold as they struggle to defend it. Most times they end up walking away, praying their god touches my heart, lol.
If you know there's a lot to lose, there's no need letting anyone know. Just keep it low-key. And if you're trying to play along but don't need disturbance, just tell them you're Catholic and can't attend their church programmes. It's not that hard tbh.

yusufadebayo02:
A wrapped of Akpu cost One hundred Naira. The same wrapped Akpu cost N1687 in Europe.

You people who make these du mb comparisons are really unintelligent.
And it's usually these Agbado clowns, AKA, APC sIaves who defend a government that doesn't acknowledge their existence, like their lives depend on it.

Mu mu, na me wan take responsibility for you before? 😂

Agbado clowns are buying it for 200 per kg.
Tinibooo is working. 👏🏾

Jackanda1:
I see they have also captured your mind. But, you still have a chance, assuming you didn't go far with GOD. If you turn to Jesus, he would forgive you.

Be like thunder wan fire you and that your Jesus...

Tranquility2345:


And you go come dey wonder wetin dey cause that your pot belly and fat face 😏

No pot belly or fat face in sight. Lol.
I cant allow it.

Botragelad:

My good fellow, are you really planning on consuming the entire meal yourself? Or is it a sort of communal dish, what?

Lol, myself o. Light work.

Spaghetti, Stew and eggs.

Nawa o, Lagosians. You people are beginning to bite the hand that feeds you. So after custom sold rice to you for 10k, you people still have the audacity to protest. Tinibooo is working, and any protest organised to undermine his government will not be accepted. We Abgado clowns will stage a counter protest.

LordReed:


This one never reach senior pastor level yet. Senior pastor no go get time for Nairaland when tithe begin dey flow. LoLz.

His time will come. 😂😂

Okay, cool. But do you normally collect tithe? Just asking.

"He built Lagos" don dey destroy Nigeria. What a fuulish old vegetable. A waste of space.
8 more years of a sick, old, demented Buhari is way better than whatever this is. 🤮
The old duckling is on a mission to end Nigeria.

EreluRoz:
God please we need your intervention , hear the cries of your children and direct our leaders right.

Please extend a good hand to your neighbors in need.

Be like say Tinibooo and that your god dey craze.

Please when will the so called god of chosen start healing amputees by restoring their lost limbs?

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Rest about what? So your small mind imagines that typing means that the mind is not at rest. Poor mummy. wasted investments.

Yes, your mind is not at rest. That's why you keep responding even though you claimed silence is the best answer. Na your silence be this? It's obvious you want to have the last reply so you can sleep properly at night. 😂😂 So I'll leave you to it, Agbado clown.

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You need a dictionary, you couldn't get quality education so i wouldn't suggest that one.

Lmao, Agbado clown still dey reply. His mind is not at rest.

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Wow, your response was so not worth it that it didn't appear on my mentions. i heard to search for you having studied the animal behavior of folks in the Psalms 14v1 category. Samuel, get a good dictionary. i told you the real worth of your education long time ago.

Agbado clown, this thing still dey pain you?
I thought you were supposed to be in silence. Man is so bothered he has to respond even though he claims my responses are not worth it.
Make headache no go kee you sha. 😂

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Silence is your best answer Sam.

Silence? And yet the Agbado clown still responds... 😂😂😂

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Facepalm on behalf of the family Samuel. May God quickly answer mummy's prayers and spare us the reproach you bring to them.

Agbado clown is confused and has nothing to say, so he goes on about nothing in hopes that it does something. Sorry, but it only reveals how pained you are. Tinibooo is a failure and that your chest will hurt for another three years as your so called first class student and two-time governor will never stop embarrassing himself. Those of us who saw him as the useless vegetable he is will just look on and laugh. If e pain you, cry. 😜 Tinibooo no sabi your papa.

Ajiswaggs:
Everywhere red oo…… I hope something is done right quickly. Everything is now fucking expensive.

Lol, stop lying abeg.

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Lol, you could not vote, not that you didn't vote. Of course, you're not educated enough to know the difference. Hope you've now got NIN for your JAMB form? Fortunately, i am not pained by Mr President having known him for decades. A first class student and two-time governor of Lagos State is a waste in your logic. Facepalm on behalf of the family.

Agbado clown, no dey embarrass yourself like this na. 😂 I'm a graduate of the Lagos state university, with a Diploma to add to it. First you claim I'm a first time voter, then you claim I'm not eligible to vote. I've told you before, stop trying to figure out my life, you're only hurting yourself. Make confusion no kee you. 😂😂

And yes, like I said, I didn't vote or endorse anyone, that's why you have nothing tangible to say. You're just throwing $hlt everywhere, hoping it sticks. 😂
Please face your useIess vegetable "president" and stop disturbing my mentions. Abeg.

Pastor dey fornicate ke?

Tinibooo is working.

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Campaign has been over for over a year, SMH. Wait till 2027. Not everyone is an excited first time voter like you.

😂😂 Agbado clown, I didn't even vote or endorse any candidate before the election. E dey pain you say your agbado master dey disgrace imself.
Don't take it to heart, many of us already knew the old vegetable was a waste. Make e no pain you too much o. 😜

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The hypocrite Samuel could not answer the questions yet again, lolz. How's your mum BTW, hope she's from RCCG or she's got a lot of bowing to do you know? Ask her about the context, she will tell you more clearly and with experience.

Agbado clown has seen his previous answers do not make any sense and has nothing reasonable to say to answer my simple questions, so he has resorted to taking cheap shots hoping it does something. 😂😂😂
When your brain is finally able to come up with a good answer, please let me know.

It's been long I saw anyone use that rubbish tag. Most people can't say it again. Hunger has taken away their voices. 😂

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Funny creature of God, which one is agbado or whatever toy you just found. i guess it's a fallout from the previous presidential elections. Sorry about your loss ba, it must be quite painful for you to still refer so fondly to it over a year later. That BTW. The talk/ prayer about bowing obviously stems from the biblical narrative where Joseph's family bows to him in dream and then in reality. There is nothing strange or out of the blues there to any normal person who has read the Bible before and whose brain has not been devoured by the devourer at his will.
We see the same blessing on others, like Judah.

Gen_49:8  Judah, thou art he whom thy brethren shall praise: thy hand shall be in the neck of thine enemies; thy father's children shall bow down before thee.

It was in a similar vein that David's brothers later came to be under him. It is the same reason why i said your hypocritical self will gladly want the same thing (to be above and at the top) so quit barking like a possessed dog. BTW, non believers are at the lower rung of the ladder, not worth mention at the particular point in time.
As to your last question, i already told you what i experience. Do you believe it and are you happy/deranged about it?

Agbado clown, in what context would a denomination of Christians bow to another set of Christians from a particular church? In what scenario and for what purpose? And I ask again, why other Christians and not unbelievers, Muslims or something else? If you don't have a good answer to it, then stop stressing cus I don't know what you're trying to achieve by airing your opinion to me.😂
And for the last part, do you or do you not pray that your fellow Christians or colleagues turn beggars for food? Nobody asked you if they bow to you. Stop dancing around it.😂

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Hypocrite Samuel refused to answer my question, of course he would not.
Would you like to be top of your class or organisation? Of course no, you're too humble and good for such base things.
i have christians bowing to me. If you're not happy about it, go and boil a crate of eggs to eat.

Agbado clown. Explain what it means for Christians from other denominations to bow to you.
Your Agbado scammer of a pastor did not mention anything about being on top of one's class or organisation. He specifically said "Christians from other denominations will bow to you" Why Christians from other denominations though, why not non Christians or something else? When you can explain it let me know. Also, those Christians who bow to you, do they also come to beg you for food, like your Daddy G.O had prayed?