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Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by Lanretoye(m): 4:07pm On May 06
Stephenabudu960:



The phone loves to heat up like frying pan
I called your no but it's switched off
0802355..6466
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by Lanretoye(m): 9:17am On May 06
Gbadugbakun:
See meat grin
to those guys too,you are also a meat.

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Politics / Re: A Coastal Highway Of Misplaced Priority & Abuse Of Due Process - Premium Times by Lanretoye(m): 9:15am On May 06
LadyExcellency:


People are talking about the cost and economic wastage. As a father, you plan your family. You don't leave the children's school fees and feeding to start a new building project when the house you are living in has a leaking roof, and broken doors and windows. You don't tell the wife and children to shut up and don't sleep in the new house whenever you finish it. This is a ridiculous statement.
hello,the government operates not like a family as your illustration suggests,the government operates on budget and plan.because you want to build hospitals does not mean you ignore schools,because you need roads doesn’t mean you ignore housing.government plans can run concurrently according to plan and budget.
Giant projects like this are very expensive but once completed they are investments that span over a very long period,like the third mainland bridge has been constructed since when many users here were not born and generations will still see it if properly maintained.the government left some other projects then to construct the bridge,same thing as the niger bridge too.

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Properties / Re: Inside Late Mai Deribe's Gold Marble House In Maiduguri, Borno state Nigeria. by Lanretoye(m): 8:40am On May 06
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Politics / Re: A Coastal Highway Of Misplaced Priority & Abuse Of Due Process - Premium Times by Lanretoye(m): 7:35am On May 06
If the highway ready make una no pass there abeg.

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Politics / Re: 450 Sent Deported , 79 Being Rehabilitated. Nice One Lagos State. by Lanretoye(m): 12:21pm On May 05
Odin13:
After all the Yoruba PR.. and all Lagos state denial..
Truth is gradually being painted .. and let out

This is how they work propaganda

You deport Yoruba people from Yoruba land.. that’s crazy

But that okay

Fashola did it
Tinubu too
Ambode fear no gree am.. because them fit deport am go ondo

Funny none of Lagos governors since 99 are from Lagos

Buts who’s to blame.. when Lagos is the America and Europe of Yoruba people.. that they’ve emptied Yoruba states of ondo Oyo ogun ekiti osun into Lagos with everyone claiming lagosians ..

Leaving Fulani herdsmen and igbo business men to take over the deserted region

Now Na this people dey feed and run the state

Tomorrow one lazy segun go call dem land grabbers

Deport them go iseyin and ekiti also..

Yoruba commissioner already called fellow Yoruba miscreants grin

Life goes..

God bless Nigeria
so that if the breeze go blow reach una,una no go Dey cry tribalism.

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Phones / Re: I Want To Change An Iphone 14 Pro Back Glass by Lanretoye(m): 10:13am On May 05
Kirchoffs:
Alayebaje alailero akindanidani, na thunder go faya you. E sure you say you old pass me grin grin. Yamayama fall on that your bald vulture head. Shameless man way dey fvck him friend wife. No worry Hand go soon touch you
what is this one saying?,I just understood how foolish you are with this rubbish up here.was taking you serious before till I found out that you are a mad person.i won’t play in the mud with a useless numb skull like you.
I want to see your useless chest beating hand wey wan touch me,barren person.
I know you fool will still quote me again,thunder fire you there.
Phones / Re: I Want To Change An Iphone 14 Pro Back Glass by Lanretoye(m): 8:34am On May 05
Kirchoffs:
Na your generation and ancestors you dey follow talk, because if your useless papa don use cheap 2naira condom when e dey fvck your whoring mother dem for no born a didinrin like you. Na your papa I blame
just pass abeg,old for nothing.if you wan do back glass go do am,as ma your problem be that.
Useless ancestor,you no post,I no mention you.i just gave the user an advice and one old fool dashed into my mention.shame on you,just pass abeg, today na Sunday.
Phones / Re: I Want To Change An Iphone 14 Pro Back Glass by Lanretoye(m): 8:00am On May 05
Obviouslyblunt:
touching stories like what?
you can have your accessories damaged,your phone might start to restart and some other faults arising from that or even look more horrible than the way it is if not done properly.the best bet I repeat is to replace the entire casing with an iCloud casing or get a pouch and be using that one like that since it is not affecting the function of the phone.
Phones / Re: I Want To Change An Iphone 14 Pro Back Glass by Lanretoye(m): 7:57am On May 05
Kirchoffs:
This mvmu man don come here again
I don’t engage idiots,besides I only adviced the poster then if you have contrary opinion you post and stop calling your elders at home mumu.

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Politics / Re: SE Have Gas What Does SW Have by Lanretoye(m): 5:28am On May 05
Umunzeorumba:
The said that south east is barren and unproductive,what natural resources does south west have that is greater than gas.
upon the gas,una mama still Dey use firewood cook for village.
Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by Lanretoye(m): 4:57am On May 05
boolee:
My iphone 8plus was having base band issues, after repair found out the engineer tampered with the panel as fingerprint sensor no longer working.
Saying there's nothing that can be done.

Any help please?

Is there anything that can be done for the fingerprint sensor to work back.

He is saying I should change the entire panel
maybe he ripped the home button flex,in that case a screen replacement should work but you can have someone replace the flex for you without changing the screen too.
Phones / Re: I Want To Change An Iphone 14 Pro Back Glass by Lanretoye(m): 12:11am On May 05
I will advise you change a complete casing to avoid touching stories.if you can afford that done then you should be able to afford the casing.
In case my word is not enough for a wise,I will be available for what ever consequence you encounter.

Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello: Victim Or Aggressor? By Prof. Mike Ozhekome SAN by Lanretoye(m): 12:04am On May 05
Mentcee:


You couldn't even type good English.

Otondo
English teacher,na wetin you come achieve for life be that.
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello: Victim Or Aggressor? By Prof. Mike Ozhekome SAN by Lanretoye(m): 6:57pm On May 04
Mentcee:


Very illiterate comment.
I know,thank you fool
Politics / Re: ₦80bn: Yahaya Bello Hits EFCC, Says I Won’t Disturb Myself Over One Jobless Fool by Lanretoye(m): 6:50pm On May 04
Oya turn up
Politics / Re: N2.187trn Fraud: Full List Of 58 Former Governors Under EFCC Probe by Lanretoye(m): 6:48pm On May 04
Lagos no Dey the list
Travel / Re: 35 U.S Soldiers Injured After 2 Landing Craft Ships Collided In Florida by Lanretoye(m): 6:45pm On May 04
Na overskill Dey kill ninja.

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Travel / Re: Helicopters Providing Aerial Support For Abuja-kaduna Train Passengers - Police by Lanretoye(m): 6:44pm On May 04
MySolace:

Just listen to urself...

Listen wen succesful enterprenuer and economists talk... Dey knw d ettiques to minimise cost.

I wish theres a way to test peoples inteligent quotient before dey're allowed to drop comment.
na the low cost training wey una get make una life Dey low,the entire una region self Dey low
Travel / Re: Helicopters Providing Aerial Support For Abuja-kaduna Train Passengers - Police by Lanretoye(m): 2:37pm On May 04
Oya we no see them,make we Dey go back home.
MEEVEET:
These would increase cost of operation for a train operating on a loss before

This right here is Obi's point
he should tell us how he reduced the cost of operation of the train he provided for anambra so we will know he has experience,how do you give what you don’t have?.the whole of southeast I’ve never herd or seen a moving train in year 2024,yet one idiot like this one i quote will come and tell me Obi this obi that.
MEEVEET:

Obi won't build it

He would use that money to empower the people...

They form cooperatives, farm bigger farms co owner by all of them, process their farm produces

We tax then cooperatives then use the tax to build the infrastructure they want

That's how development works
stop making a show of your stupidity abeg,look at what this one is saying.
beer production factory is what your state needs for development,you don’t need train stations and railway.with this kind of thinking I’ll admit that a Fulani cow is worth more than some of you.
Can u imagine the madness,no school no hospital,no road,nothing to show in 8 years and this one is talking about how development works.

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello: Victim Or Aggressor? By Prof. Mike Ozhekome SAN by Lanretoye(m): 2:26pm On May 04
Useless lawyer of criminals,where Dey cashout na to Dey solicit for looters,,criminals etc,I have heard in win a case in a very long time

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Politics / Re: A Bottle Of Beer Of 150 During PDP Is Now 1000 In APC by Lanretoye(m): 2:22pm On May 04
yarimo:
how much is beer in OBI factory , the only achievement for him as a governor ?
beer is still N200 there,Shay na only Yoruba Dey suffer for this country…of everything for this country,this one couldn’t even use petrol pump price as yardstick,na beer price be him own problem.
Shay na them get money pass,they shouldn’t complain about prices
Politics / Re: Cost Of Living: How Nigerian Students Study With Empty Stomach by Lanretoye(m): 7:23pm On May 03
Useless people,them put Yoruba name and Hausa name for their foolish write up as if the situation of the country no reach their own side.make una dey fool una self for there,for anambra university and abia state university na free food students dey chop for there.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Police Identify Officer Who Shot Man Dead During Fuel Queue Tumult by Lanretoye(m): 7:18pm On May 03
FreeStuffsNG:
Great job by the Lagos Police Command, Nigeria Police Force. That was very swift! Well done to the gallant and patriotic efficient Police officers.

The Police should equally get some of the mob that burnt the two buses of innocent people and spread the lie that the men were members of the DSS and prosecute them in court. It was bad enough that such a very unfortunate event happened, adding innocent people to the casualty list is lawlessness that should not be tolerated.

Police must get to the bottom of everything that happened and ensure that they get his family justice too.

Law and order remain our watchword in Lagos. Invest in Lagos and the neighbouring SW states today for great returns on investment and enjoy the best investorfriendlyexperience in Nigeria and Africa.

May God bless Nigeria for ever!Check my signature for free stuffs!
their mama told them not to invest in Lagos after all her own family and investments are in lagos
Politics / Re: Are The Lagos-calabar Coastal Highway Demolitions Targeted At A Particular Tribe by Lanretoye(m): 6:17pm On May 03
DMerciful:
You guys are just mischievous. What we're saying is that the detour from the original route was done to target landmark $200 million business
there is nothing left in most of your brain called sense,so the beach is what you estimated at $200m,did he buy the Atlantic Ocean?.
How on earth does landmark beach and resort mean landmark properties?,some of you are no reasonable than average Fulani cow I swear.
Politics / Re: Plan By Tinubu To Arrest Peter Obi Exposed by Lanretoye(m): 2:14pm On May 03
Them go take mouth push the guy go jail now come turn their back as usual…nation will set on fire na him make MNK wan rot for jail,eze of ajao still Dey there dey smell fowl yansh,now them wan use chest beating kill this one too.only who no get sense dey follow mouth
Education / Re: Kwara Public School Student, Olukayode, 15, Scores 362 In UTME by Lanretoye(m): 1:15pm On May 03
Obiedun:
No noise making
because no be anambra,mtcheew…enemies of progress

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Fans Visit Wizkid's Childhood Home In Surulere, Lagos (Video) by Lanretoye(m): 9:23am On May 03
CuriousCart:
Tinubu told Wizkid to attack Davido from nowhere to divert our attention from his failures with jobless Yoruba youths to sustain it.


Dollar is N1400 today.
No fuel. When you get, it's N1200 per litre.
No electricity yet we are charged for it
No jobs
Foodstuffs are expensive
no, dollar is actually 2500 and fuel is 2000 per liter….idiot,as if your enterprise doesn’t charge according to the rate,if you are a cab driver do you still charge what you were charging when fuel was 87 naira?.if you are selling rice,do you still sell a derica for 500 naira?,so what’s your useless fuss about?.stop proclaiming your uselessness and failure.
Mad people who take every slight advantage of economic situations will still come and talk nonsense about it,God go punish all of una papa.
Celebrities / Re: Meghan Markle Dumps UK Trip With Harry, Heads For Nigeria Instead by Lanretoye(m): 7:19am On May 03
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Politics / Re: South South Governors Commend President Tinubu's Coastal Highway Project by Lanretoye(m): 10:29am On May 02
Those ones wey Dey for yeast Dey condemn the road cos e no pass their side.another one Dey go sokoto but you see that anambra,gutter no go pass there.
SensualMan:
If nothing else I commend Tinubu for the Ebi n pawa in the sophisticated region.

Number of sophisticated people begging me money on fb I just look at their sophisticated names and ignore.

On your mandate we shall stand!
make ogun kill you if you no post pictures or screenshots of people begging you for money,say amen.

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Phones / Re: Iphone 13pro And 13promax White/green Screen Display. by Lanretoye(m): 10:26am On May 02
We solve all apple phones related issues.

Politics / Re: Abagworo(an Obidient) Called Peter Obi Mofo by Lanretoye(m): 8:47am On May 02
predictor1:
So why did they all of a sudden see the man as someone better than every other Nigerian politician?
they just want Igbo presidency at all cost,even if the devil na Igbo.

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