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Romance / Re: Drop One Quote From This Man (photo) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:31pm On Sep 25
Factcheck0001:
The mad man will b telling her I will give u d whole world

I wonder where d rest of us will b staying
underground grin

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Romance / Re: Drop One Quote From This Man (photo) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:29pm On Sep 25
agboghai:
That Airport I promised to build for you will soon be ready, after that, I will buy you the aeroplane.
ori e wambe grin grin
The airport go soon be ready. Na just d tarmac remainšŸ˜…
Romance / Re: Drop One Quote From This Man (photo) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:27pm On Sep 25
Sammy101111:
I will open new shop for you next week babe I have you in my mind there is nothing I can not do for you . Please babe donā€™t break my heart am doing this for our future šŸ˜‚
lmao šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
On point, bro grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 22nd September 2024 by LoveJesus87(m): 5:34pm On Sep 22
arantess:

Go and watch wrestling....

They should forget about title after 5 games...na ment abi wetin?
Lol.
Politics / Re: Edo 2024: Official INEC Results After Declaring 16 Out Of 18 LGAs by LoveJesus87(m): 4:35pm On Sep 22
tobenuel:
APC is the necessary EVIL
apc is the unnecessary evil
Agriculture / Re: Goat Gets A Bag Stuck On Its Head, Causes Commotion (Video) by LoveJesus87(m): 10:15pm On Sep 21
RichIgboBoy:
One of APC miscreants grin
lolz
Celebrities / Re: Lyn May Goes Viral After Face Transformation And BBL Procedures (Photos) by LoveJesus87(m): 10:12pm On Sep 21
PerfectStranger:
DaƱ bĆŗru bĆ  grin

God have mercy
Properties / Re: Mass Hezbollah Casualties After Goats Explode by LoveJesus87(m): 4:18pm On Sep 20
Emmaari:
Finally they are going home to their 7 virginsšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
point of correction, 72 grin

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Romance / Re: Oloshos Now Allow Me Lash Them Raw by LoveJesus87(m): 3:38pm On Sep 17
SultanOfAbia:
My own didn't even ask for condom
She use her hand grab my prick and direct it inside her pussy by herself.

It was already creamy and wet
Truth us that, she has been feeling me for a long time. I decided to shoot my shot and we banged in no time..

Girls these days once they really like you
They don't ask for condom
free HIV
Food / Re: Flood: Nigeria Receives 50 Tonnes Of Relief Materials From UAE by LoveJesus87(m): 10:54am On Sep 16
Dagger79:
I hope it gets to the right people who needs it.
it won't
That's the sad part of Nigeria. It won't
Family / Re: UK Police Officer Advises Nigerian Women In The UK To Stop Reporting Husbands by LoveJesus87(m): 7:53pm On Sep 12
Dshocker:


Young man, the system doesn't work the way you think, reverse is the case.

Even if you found a man on top of your wife, the system will ask you to leave the house for her, even if you were the person that single handedly bought the house.
that's not possible at all
Crime / Re: 30 Missing Kids Found In A Compound In Ozuoba, Port Harcourt (Video) by LoveJesus87(m): 9:42pm On Sep 09
EvilMerodack:
angry


See the kinda trauma they already subjected these kids to as this stage

Those guys should be put in a cage and submerged in the middle of India ocean
they will die too quickly through that..
They should be skinned alive
Romance / Re: What Can I Invest 500k On by LoveJesus87(m): 5:21pm On Sep 08
Sterlingdgreat:
One of my friends will take 500k from his monthly contribution. He's in need of suggestions on what to use the money for that will yield bountiful profit
forex forex forex
Dm me now
Politics / Re: Yemi Adenuga: Irish People Attack Nigerian Vying For Post by LoveJesus87(m): 12:42pm On Sep 08
PlayMaker14:
She wanted to "Develop" Ireland.

grin
lol
Mind ursef o grin

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Travel / Re: How We Spent 36 Years In Nigeria With 10-day Visas ā€” American Tourists by LoveJesus87(m): 11:48am On Sep 05
ruggedtimi:
Atleast upload the pics of the drill monkey
abi o

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Romance / Re: I Nolonger Take Take Girls Above The Age Of 25 Serious by LoveJesus87(m): 10:57am On Sep 05
CyrusVI:
cheesy

There's nothing interesting about them but i wouldnt go lower than 22 also

The age range is tight but there are still hundreds of them in that category, so na still good news as most Bank Graduate Trainees in Nigeria fall within that range


That way, you can bag a young and financially comfortable(potentially rich) lady for yourself. Una two go fit grow together
hmmm idea
Romance / Re: No Matter How Touching Their Story Is, Don't Let Anyone Squat With You. by LoveJesus87(m): 8:16pm On Sep 04
Nazgul:
The thing is, if you must squat anyone, make sure they have a source of income. That way even if they overstay, they won't become a parasite to you cos they'll be able to shoulder their basic needs.

The worst thing you can do to yourself in this Tinubu's administration is to squat a jobless person.

I bought 2 derica of beans for N4,600 on Sunday . I spent about 12k in total to cook it with rice and a little stew.

Imagine spending that kind of money to cook only for your jobless roommate to ensure that nothing remains in that pot within the next 48 hours. You'll go mad.
lmao grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen: Galatasaray Reach Loan deal agreement With Napoli - Romano by LoveJesus87(m): 3:54pm On Sep 02
This has to be a joke

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Romance / Re: My FiancƩe's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by LoveJesus87(m): 1:25pm On Aug 29
LilNetty:
At the moment there still a conflict between my family and theirs as regards wedding date. They are insisting that the family of the bride will be the one to pick the wedding date.
of course na d bride family dey decide wedding dates
Car Talk / Re: Man Celebrates As He Purchases Ogun Electronic Motorcycle (Pictures) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:48am On Aug 26
Peakdesign23:
For this hard time, person dey use 1.6m buy E-bike? Abeg where do guys see this money? Iā€™m curious!šŸ§
problem is dat it isn't tested and trusted

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by LoveJesus87(m): 2:11pm On Aug 24
omooba969:


Brighton are also a premier league side so show some respect abeg.
no mind am. E tink dey kon sell groundnut for field ni
Romance / Re: Iā€™m Drowning In This Act, And Itā€™s Ruining Me Badly by LoveJesus87(m): 7:53am On Aug 24
canada123:


There are but I barely go to church where you find them a lot,
then start GOING!!!!
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Baptised, Becomes Born Again (Photos) by LoveJesus87(m): 6:34pm On Aug 23
CyrusVI:
cheesy

If God doesnt condemn her, who am i to remember her shitty deeds

She's a new being now, the rest of you can shove your opinion of her down your internet history. You may need it later

Nigerian girls with their average height everywhere. See as everybody for there tall pass her angry
asin
Especially in the south west, na so so short all of dem short, I thought it was a normal tin until I traved to edo for service, I was so surprised to see their ladies tall and of impressive stature.
To Frank, I was impressed.

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Family / Re: You Canā€™t Get 50% Of Husbandā€™s Properties After A Divorce in Nigeria - Lawyer by LoveJesus87(m): 7:36am On Aug 23
grin
Family / Re: You Canā€™t Get 50% Of Husbandā€™s Properties After A Divorce in Nigeria - Lawyer by LoveJesus87(m): 7:35am On Aug 23
masterfactor:
This lawyer is not serious, na HAKIMI method I go apply.
....or HAKIMI LAW cheesy grin

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Education / Re: Yesterday's Echoes: Rare And Touching Historical Photos by LoveJesus87(m): 1:46pm On Aug 20
CyrusVI:
Thanks for this,OP

Sometimes, I wish i lived in a diff era to this
I so much wanna see what it feels like to live in an era of minimal tech advancement(Stone-age) and my curiousity about the future badly makes we wanna see what the peak of tech advancement would look like

I want to see Humans send Robots into the Space, i want to see their findings. That will further solidify the Gods existence claim

But its still fine, I will be dead by 2124, so either way, I will sure know the truth about God's existence in my grave
God exists, and the only way to him is Jesus christ and this is the best place to come to him and know him and accept him as the Lord of ur life and explore God through for God exists as 3 in 1.

Cos in the grave it will be too late

When u accept Jesus and u study ur bible, u will know God in a way that blow ur mind, trust mešŸ’Æ

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Education / Re: Yesterday's Echoes: Rare And Touching Historical Photos by LoveJesus87(m): 1:36pm On Aug 20
Rapmoney:


You can move to the Jokes Section. This thread is meant for learning. It is not a comedy thread.
this is very wotoporiously speaking.
Comically savage. Savagery grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 18th August 2024 by LoveJesus87(m): 5:50pm On Aug 18
xyrexzmanto:
Ov 2.5 abeg oooohhh..
Dey play grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu a poor man, my house better than his Bourdillon house - VP Shettima by LoveJesus87(m): 5:03pm On Aug 16
CodeTemplar:
Skit makers are ruling us and all they offer is content to make you feel better. No physician who knows his onions prescribes painkillers alone. Painkillers goes with what solves the underlying problem.
After using funds for avoidable expenses and luxuries as well as wastages, they suddenly want to start creating content about themselves being frugal in their taste and lifestyle.
These content creators need reality check and very soon they will get one.
lolz

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Romance / Re: "In The Next 3-5 Years There Will Be Only 10% Of Wife Material In The World" by LoveJesus87(m): 8:05pm On Aug 15
madridguy:
In Nigeria, we still have more than enough wife material that can serve every single men in Nigeria. Our greatest problem is poverty and this is seriously affecting everyone and any lady that ask for basic things will be tagged a gold digger.

A single lady asking her suitor that she prefers a man with an apartment with a running water will be considered a high taste lady simply because she said she cannot be waking up everyday to be fetching water up and down.




you have a point
Sports / Re: Child Rapist Athlete Van De Velde Sobs In First Interview After Olympics Outrage by LoveJesus87(m): 10:05pm On Aug 13
martineverest:
I am absolutely outraged that the Netherlands Olympics committee would even consider fielding a convicted rapist on their Olympic volleyball team, let alone someone who committed their crime as a minor. This shows a complete disregard for the seriousness of sexual assault and sends a horrible message to victims.
What kind of example does this set for young athletes? It tells them that you can commit heinous acts and still be rewarded with the honor of representing your country on the world stage. It's a slap in the face to everyone who has worked hard and maintained their integrity to earn a spot on the Olympic team.
The Olympics are supposed to showcase the best of humanity - not give a platform to criminals. The Netherlands Olympic Committee should be ashamed of themselves for valuing athletic talent over basic human decency and respect for the law. They need to immediately remove this player from the team and issue a sincere apology.
This decision is an insult to all the survivors of sexual assault. It tells them that their trauma doesn't matter as long as their abuser can score points on a volleyball court. The Netherlands Olympics committee has failed victims everywhere with this unconscionable choice.
Well spoken

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Romance / Re: What Happened To Tapswap And The Rest by LoveJesus87(m): 10:03pm On Aug 12
Matheusmartin:
.
How many dogs have u?
I get 2 Ekuke grin grin

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