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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Displayed Captured Western Hardware From Ukraine by Malawian(m): 10:51pm On May 01
Ukraine wanted to fight "high-tech" war with NATO weapons, Russia responded with crude but punishing "Artillery" war.

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Celebrities / Re: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by Malawian(m): 10:41pm On May 01
Yoruba wives!! that is why i don't release in them, i don't want to put them in trouble. grin grin
Politics / Re: Someone Predicted A Year Ago Exactly How Tinubu's Tenure Would Go by Malawian(m): 3:50pm On May 01
ForValour:
Prophet. Tinubu killed himself by his impromptu economic policies.
Person wey no go one single school, sometimes, i wonder how him take sabi speak english sef. Go forge Certificate, dey claim graduate.

Tinubu reminds me of one of my customers that wanted me to do fake WAEC certificate for him as he was looking for work then, after like 2 months, that same guy came to my shop to photocopy "his credentials". The werey had not only done fake WAEC certificate, he also did fake UNN and fake NYSC certificate.

I never bow for anybody reach as i take bow for that guy.
Politics / Re: Landmark Demolition: I'm Glad I Left Nigeria - Tayo Aina by Malawian(m): 3:36pm On May 01
I have been to Oniru beach and i have seen Landmark with my eyes. The road behind that Landmark is very wide, i believe it can even contain 8 lanes. Landmark and Oniru beach could have been saved, but then they will still need to demolish some structures further up that road.

Anyways....

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Fashion / Re: Helping The Poor These Days Is Very Dangerous by Malawian(m): 1:32pm On May 01
That means you had not given out those clothes, otherwise you wouldn't be looking to see if he wears them or not.
Education / Re: 2 Undergraduates Of Ambrose Alli University Killed In Edo Cult Clash (Photos) by Malawian(m): 1:28pm On May 01
Poultry Road? Stayed there in 100L. Na Eiye full there. Back then sha.
Autos / Re: 2003 Honda Civic For Sale @ 1.7m Negotiable. by Malawian(m): 11:32am On Apr 30
Carry this thing go Mgbuka make them tear am down sell the parts.
Politics / Re: Okrika LGA Solidarity Walk For Wike In Pictures by Malawian(m): 1:11pm On Apr 26
So Wike created his own "Agbadorists" in Rivers State?

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Travel / Re: The Reconstruction Of Mile 110-Ring Road In Oyo (Pictures) by Malawian(m): 12:49pm On Apr 26
So Ibadan has decent looking areas? Hmmm.
Properties / Re: Should I Have One Kitchen For Each of My Wives? by Malawian(m): 11:35am On Apr 24
Kipaji:
I'm building my home for me and my two wives.

Each wife will have her bedroom.
Now, I am wondering whether I should build one or two kitchen.
What do you think?
Input from (current or future) polygamists and women would be appreciated.

But them dey share one dick abi?
Make i come add my dick make everything be two each. wink

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Romance / Re: "This Is Our Husband" - 4 Beautiful Wives Proudly Flaunt Their Husband (video) by Malawian(m): 5:29pm On Apr 20
One of them catch herpes, abi adisa, all of them go collect am.

Polygamy is a threat to humanity existence.

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Romance / Re: If Any Man I'm Dating Gets Broke, I'll Leave The Relationship- Lady (Video) by Malawian(m): 3:51pm On Apr 17
See her nose like wetin dem mould.

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Food / Re: Nigerian Housewife’s 1980s Grocery List Goes Viral by Malawian(m): 1:57pm On Apr 16
700k built a 2 storey building then. I use the same amount to pay one year rent now.

Yoruba and Hausa don liquidate this country beyond measures, and them no wan comot hand still
Sports / Re: Transgender Boxer (Female To Male) Knocked Out In 21 Seconds (pic) by Malawian(m): 1:42pm On Apr 15
officialwdhtvv:
TRANSGENDER BOXER (FEMALE TO MALE) KNOCKED OUT IN 21 SECONDS…

Patricio Manuel who is a transgender boxer (biological female who underwent surgery and extensive hormone therapy to live as a male), was knocked out last Saturday in 21 seconds of the first round in California.

Kindly share your thoughts on this?

#wetindeyhappentv

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5wtfDwS5NE/?igsh=OTJnNWJxOGdja3d1
wetin fit make me think say this bald headed man i dey look so first be woman?
Oyinbo don go far for these things.
Meanwhile Bob Risky still dey waka around with him kporo like that.
Politics / Re: Borehole Controversy: I Am Disappointed In Obi - Tonto Dikeh by Malawian(m): 8:38pm On Apr 10
Obi didn't build the borehole himself, neither did he engage the contractor that built that borehole.

He simply did what he has always done, he gave the community the money to build the borehole for themselves.

This is just Aboki contractor incompetence on display.

Person give una money to do better work for unaself, una do anyhow work come still dey blame the person wey provide the money?

Peter Obi no get sense. Him don build borehole finish for Enugu wey lack water?

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Travel / Re: Devilish Conspiracy, Air Peace Boss Onyema Slams Foreign Airlines Over Price Cut by Malawian(m): 11:11am On Apr 10
opamoses1:

Victim mentality.
Shock us, say another phrase.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by Malawian(m): 10:20am On Apr 10
noble2faith:


So na rain cause am? 😂😂😂 Soccer clown! We go see wetin go cause today.
Na that Chelsea Reject cause today own.

jorghinho
Politics / Re: Picture: Uloen, Ondo State, A Village That Has Not Seen Electricity For 15 Years by Malawian(m): 6:43pm On Apr 09
South Wasteland. grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by Malawian(m): 6:21pm On Apr 09
noble2faith:


But Chelsea scored against them now🙄
Una get luck say rain fall that day.
Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by Malawian(m): 6:18pm On Apr 09
The Family wants it Solemn, but you and your friends wants a lirru bit of Display.

shortgun:
Tragically we lost a close friend to the cold hands of death who passed away in a ghastly motor accident.

He was in his late thirties to early forties,unmarried, no child, and a Christian from the North west.

In solidarity, we his friends, proposed to hold a formal wake keep for him at his Abuja residence and promptly began the preparation process. This included securing the services of a DJ and arranging refreshments for the gathering.

Certain members of his family objected to the idea of the wake keep, contending that it was inappropriate for us to engage in partying and funfair following the untimely passing of their loved one. They insisted we limit the gathering to just a public address system and a choir to sing, nothing more.

Some of our friends are threatening to hands-off and withdraw their involvement from everything about the funeral including not attending the burial and allow the family members do whatever that pleases them.
Others are of the opinion that we should ignore the family members and go ahead with our plans since we are going to be paying respect to our late friend and not members of his family.

What do you guys think?
Fashion / Re: Timberland: Who Made This Shoe Popular? by Malawian(m): 6:15pm On Apr 09
the likes of Busta Rhymes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by Malawian(m): 6:11pm On Apr 09
Great100000:
Arsenal 1

Vs

Bayern Munich 3
How Bayern wan take score. E be like you no sabi say to score Arsenal na task on its own, let alone to beat them.

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Romance / Re: I Discovered My Wife's Cheating On Me by Malawian(m): 6:56pm On Apr 07
Have you done DNA Test on "your Son"?
Spring2025:
People of God I just need your help on this issue. I can't bear it anymore. I'm a 35-year-old man with a bachelor's degree and plan to pursue my Masters degree in the US. I'm married with a kid and my wife is 25 and our son is 1. This year makes it two years after getting married to my wife.
I started with my wife peacefully until the day I expressed my interest in pursuing graduate program in the US, my wife accepted the idea readily and I was happy. However, just a day after I made my plans known to her she started disturbing me to apply to the US and jet out. It wasn't time because I plan to apply for Spring but she's all over me all the time. Next, was her attitude of not cooking again. She complain of stress even when I employed two sales assistant to help her in the Super Market where I opened a shop for her. So literally, my wife goes to shop and watch over our employees then come back home. I didn't mind. My wife stopped cooking, washing my clothes or even the kid's. I do the cooking and wash out baby's dresses. She yell at me for any mistake or misunderstanding.
But what pained me most that made started investigation on her was coming back home very late even hours after she must have closed from shop. My wife answers calls at odd hours and wouldn't want me to hear. I once came back home one Sunday unannounced and she left her phone charging in sitting room, a call came in and the me she saved it with was 'my joygiver' so I let her knew she had a call and pretended as if I saw nothing just to observe her, she declined to pick but went away with the phone.
The next day I went to the shop leaving my office early and discovered she wasn't in the shop so I asked the two sales assistants but they said madam always leave early. By this time the feelings in my instincts were becoming evident.
I decided to call her right there and pretended I was in the office and she told me she was in the shop. I confronted her then she laughed and said she came to visit a friend.
Few weeks ago, I decided to investigate her phone but I was skeptical of her password because she might have changed the one I know but luckily for me, she didn't. Men, to my greatest surprise I saw my wife cooking in another guy's kitchen while she dropped my kid who was crying without giving him attention. They kissed and romanced and did all they could, I was patient enough to bear it. I read her chats and discovered that she was telling the guy that I plan to go to the US so when I leave he will migrate to my house to have her in full. This is where I almost committed suicide.
I just need your advice, should I divorce her or let her be until my son is grown? I'm feeling the pain of this woman remaining in my house but on a second thought, my son. If I divorce her she may run away with my son because the kid is not old enough to leave with me only. My brothers please help advise me.
Celebrities / Re: “Forgive Me & I Would Serve Your God” — Man Begs Nathaniel Bassey & Mercy Chinwo by Malawian(m): 10:49am On Apr 07
That pikin no resemble any of the parents.

The pikin still no collect the complexion of any of the parents.

One day we go sabi wetin dey sup.

If anybody come arrest me for "defamation" then you go prove your own defamation allegations by doing the DNA test.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Township Hall Road, Igbaja Constructed By Kwara State Government by Malawian(m): 6:06pm On Apr 05
Na for here dem dey get their IGR o. No wonder once these urchins reach Lagos, dem no go gree go back.

DEM BE LIKE IJAW.
Travel / Re: Onboard Menu: AirPeace Serves Jollof And Efo-Riro On Flight To London by Malawian(m): 12:50pm On Apr 05
Next time Air Peace should serve Abacha and isi Ewu.

The Ebinpawas will be pissed.
Politics / Re: London Flight: ‘keyamo Should Sack Them’ – Tinubu’s Aide Reacts As Onyema Cries by Malawian(m): 10:13pm On Apr 04
If you check na Ogufe people do am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Luton Town (2 - 0) On 3rd April 2024 by Malawian(m): 2:29pm On Apr 04
slaawomirr:

Damnnn niggar

How does it goes now son


One thing you all don't understand is that football us a funny game


The bookies don't want you do funny thing
You don't think they also know your "strategies" for beating them? grin grin
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Wear This Outfit? (photo) by Malawian(m): 6:30pm On Apr 03
Gaybriel Mangahless
Politics / Re: “I Am An Igbo Man.” - Asari Dokubo (video) by Malawian(m): 6:28pm On Apr 03
Slytiger:

Yes on his mother side, his father's side were slave owners....

Same Asari here and a picture taken by an explorer in the early 20th century.

The historical picture shows an ijo (Ijaw) man wearing the typical Ijaw dressing with his own kids fully clothed, and some nude Ig*o slaves. Some of the slaves only have ichafu (Ibo head tie usually made of chiffon - origin of word "ichafu" ) on their heads.
Uncensored version of picture is being shared around on twitter.
The girl on the extreme right, that stuff she wore on her legs was exclusively Igbo women ornament. That alone rules out that picture as pertaining to ijaw in any way.
Politics / Re: “I Am An Igbo Man.” - Asari Dokubo (video) by Malawian(m): 6:25pm On Apr 03
swagana:
No comment.
Asari is now Edi Ututu no Edi Abali.
Edi Ula. (That word we call a sleeping corpse).

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