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Romance / Re: Is This Normal? by MRAKPORS(m): 1:44pm On Mar 26, 2023
SHIVA001:
Yes it is Normal, Fishes are Good at Least, it is proteinous. Creating Unnecessary problem with yourself.

It's a strong smell
Romance / Re: He Has My Phone Number In His Head by MRAKPORS(m): 1:44pm On Mar 26, 2023
It means she wants to kill you
Romance / Re: He Has My Phone Number In His Head by MRAKPORS(m): 1:41pm On Mar 26, 2023
Trustedapparel:
Yes he truly love u

R u sure

Why

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Romance / Is This Normal? by MRAKPORS(m): 1:40pm On Mar 26, 2023
There is this girl I want to marry
Whenever she is approaching my house, I sense this fishy smell
When she is with me, I will dream swimming or being at the beach
She claims she is a vegetarian but eats meat especially pork but no fish
She never accepts money from me
Is this normal?

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Romance / Re: Could I Have Touched Her? by MRAKPORS(m): 3:03pm On Jan 28, 2023
Demigod22:
OP, you should have been more spontaneous with your action around her. When you are in a room with a lady, don't premeditate your actions. Meanwhile, I don't support forcing a lady, but I enjoy giving ladies benefit of doubt.
Romance / Re: Could I Have Touched Her? by MRAKPORS(m): 1:14pm On Jan 28, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Dat's it, Bro!

Was with a Babe in a Room, watching TV and When I moved closer, she started Moving away, Until I Held her Tight!.
Surprisingly, After like 3,4 secs, She now Pinned me with her Legs! cool

Some Ladies Pretend alot, because some are Shy while some are afraid of what you will think of them! smiley

But Generally, if you are with a Girl and your Mind tells you to Seduce her, do it.
If You don't want to, then DON'T! sad

She later pinned u?

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Romance / Re: Could I Have Touched Her? by MRAKPORS(m): 12:25pm On Jan 28, 2023
Vinnie2000:


OP, you can NEVER understand a woman. sad

Their Yes could be NO, And their no could be YES!

Next time, Do whatever your Mind tells you to! smiley

I see

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Romance / Re: Could I Have Touched Her? by MRAKPORS(m): 9:24am On Jan 28, 2023
Jeon:
Abegi rest.
If you like Rape her. Or start trashing her if she rejects your advances as most Men do.

How
Romance / Re: Could I Have Touched Her? by MRAKPORS(m): 9:24am On Jan 28, 2023
Houseofglam7:
This would explain why you suspect your wife; you’re two timing yourself!
Mtchewwwwwwwww


Come on
Romance / Re: Could I Have Touched Her? by MRAKPORS(m): 9:24am On Jan 28, 2023
SWATMan:


I thought you are a married man who brought his marital issues here sometime ago, why post this kiddy stuff here?

I dont mean I thought evil
Romance / Could I Have Touched Her? by MRAKPORS(m): 8:37am On Jan 28, 2023
So I was in a room alone with this lady
She opened the door
So I asked her to close the door and come close to me so we chat
There is nothing between us
Then I asked why she feared me
Then she said she doesn't fear me
And that I can't do anything to her
We chat for about an hour and she left
I didn't touch her

For her saying I can't do anything, would that mean she wanted me to do something?
Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife by MRAKPORS(m): 9:00pm On Jan 08, 2023
onyeego:
grin grin

And what's funny
Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife by MRAKPORS(m): 8:59pm On Jan 08, 2023
Autobot05:
Tbh it's not bad if she misses an old schoolmate or old friend ... but since women are not to be trusted you have every right to suspect her

Go full detective mode cool

Detective how?

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Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife by MRAKPORS(m): 8:55pm On Jan 08, 2023
Juicethekid:
it isn't proper, emotional attachment involved, don't overlook!

She is still ranting that I am insecure

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Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife by MRAKPORS(m): 8:54pm On Jan 08, 2023
rickpat:
she truly misses him...but it's wrong for her to continue to keep in touch... honestly,they are vaccums only the deepest friendship can fill and marriage can never fill such vaccum...

confront your wife and let her discontinue the communication with the dude...

LIFE IS FUNNY, SOMETIMES WE DON'T MARRY THE PERSON THAT WE TRULY MISS...

talk to your wife buddy.. good luck


Hmmmm

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Family / I Suspect My Wife by MRAKPORS(m): 8:48pm On Jan 08, 2023
I read my wife's chat with another guy, apparently an old school mate
In the chat, the guy said he misses my wife
And my wife said she misses him too

Please is this proper?

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Romance / What Are The Signs Of A Poor Man? by MRAKPORS(m): 2:25pm On Feb 25, 2021
Abeg oo
What are the signs and indicators that someone is a poor man?

Thank u

Food / What Can U Eat This With? by MRAKPORS(m): 4:06pm On Feb 22, 2021
What can square up with the sauce below?

Romance / Ladies, Which Of These Two Men Is More Handsome? by MRAKPORS(m): 3:51pm On Feb 22, 2021
Which of the men below is more handsome?

Thank u embarassed

Romance / Re: Guys, What Factor/factors Determine Your Choice Of A Woman As Lover? by MRAKPORS(m): 3:01pm On Feb 08, 2021
Must be hairy
Everywhere hairy hairy
Even her nostrils and lips hairy
Hairy hairy Hairy hairy

U get me? embarassed
Romance / See What I Found In My Veranda This Morning (photo) by MRAKPORS(m): 2:59pm On Feb 08, 2021
Please, what should I do?
Thank you

Romance / Re: My Fiancee, Hmmm by MRAKPORS(m): 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2020
jawalis:

You are confusing yourself. Your profile say you are a “Male “ and your question asked “should I go Ahead and marry him”
Are you gay?


Printing mistake angry
Religion / Is It True That Jehovah Witness People Have Their Own Bible? by MRAKPORS(m): 5:08pm On Dec 28, 2020
If , so why?
And wetin be the difference with the other Bible?
Romance / Re: My Fiancee, Hmmm by MRAKPORS(m): 4:59pm On Dec 28, 2020
jawalis:
Most Senseless post of the year

Oh embarassed
Romance / My Fiancee, Hmmm by MRAKPORS(m): 4:53pm On Dec 28, 2020
My fiancee has gone two months without shitttting

We have done all medical checks but nothing is found
Her tummy is bigging day in and day out
She simply can't shittt
Should I go ahead to marry him?
Romance / Who Has The Sexiest Moniker On Nairaland? by MRAKPORS(m): 1:47pm On Dec 11, 2020
Which monikers come to mind?
My pick:

Nicenancy
Romance / Wonders Shall Never Seize by MRAKPORS(m): 4:39pm On Oct 23, 2020
This is actually news in Ghana o grin

Travel / Re: Nigeria Will No Longer Tolerate Harassment Of Its Citizens In Ghana - FG by MRAKPORS(m): 6:09pm On Aug 28, 2020
Well

Nigerians should not think millitarily Ghana is a walk over

Ghana boasts of one of the most highly skilled armies in the world; those talking about millitary raids should come again. Federal government should simply go and evacuates Nigerians in Gha na now not threats
Romance / Re: She Get Bad Mind? by MRAKPORS(m): 3:57pm On Aug 28, 2020
djbuobley69:
There is God o��


How do u mean
Romance / Re: She Get Bad Mind? by MRAKPORS(m): 3:57pm On Aug 28, 2020
Kestine0:
A shoulder to cry on... Is a dick to fuucck on... U get the drip
.

Please come clear
Romance / She Get Bad Mind? by MRAKPORS(m): 3:24pm On Aug 28, 2020
I have a lady friend who is in a very serious relationship with her guy

The thing is, she tells me everything about her relationship, her fiance, her personal life, how she has sex with her fiance, her fiances weakness etc

There is nothing she doesn't tell me
We stay very far apart
Now she says she is going to pay me a visit

Is this visit welcome ? Can I yansh her? Does she like me? Advise
Romance / Re: She Texted Me This! by MRAKPORS(m): 4:12pm On Aug 07, 2020
Fidelismaria:

na wa for Nigerian men ooo

She forgot to add 'wait'

Na I dey wait for you she wan type


Mr keep your dick in your pants


Hold your dick down nigga








The timing is the problem

She first responded ok in the morning

So why another

I dey for you at 10PM?

That reply wasn't warranted

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