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olugbon01 (m)
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[size=8pt]10 Husbands, Still a Virgin[/size]
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
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Dijoka (m)
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Peolpe born on May are born under probability. don't u get it "MAY". They r never sure.  |
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olugbon01 (m)
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i am sure u were not born in may that is y u posted something completely out of line. u shuld know we want only thoseborn in may here. okay!
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olugbon01 (m)
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maborukoje: yes it is true. we are always at the top
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amaikama (m)
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Maborukoje!! well, well!! it seems we need to see and talk how the future will be. MAY 13 here. amaikama@gmail.com |
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olugbon01 (m)
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well MAY 12 HERE. ANY BIRTHDAY MATE IN HERE? contact me tru toalao(at)yahoo(dot)com
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sima (f)
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i was born may 15. . hihiahhah  |
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sima (f)
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n' if You're not born in may. . don't come here oO |
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shilling (f)
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@ olugbon01,
May 12th too!
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Opslag (m)
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Umm! May29th,that is it!
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Missy B (f)
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Peolpe born on May are born under probability. don't You get it "MAY". They r never sure. Do you mind communicatin' in English? May 16th here.Sima why didn't you wait till 16th nau? |
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first_lady (f)
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hehehe  this thread looks great mine is May10. Any may10 in the house |
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every (m)
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may 29th
people born in may r always on top, intelligent nd powerful.
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LASIEFAIRE (m)
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On May xx of that year, the world seized to exist like it previous had.
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0one (m)
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May 11 here,  |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Am born on the May 12. |
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0one (m)
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Am born on the May 12. hey ms. 1 day after me, whats up? |
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vini (m)
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hehehe this thread looks great mine is May10. Any may10 in the house hey first lady u av a hit here. i'm May 10th |
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drwhopl (m)
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may 22nd,the sexiest people alive.
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habumaks (m)
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I am May 2nd. I ain't got mate in here yet. WHO IS MAY 02 Holla at me let's do our thang.
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steaming (f)
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May 2nd,
My mom May 13th.
I love the month of MAY
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foye57 (m)
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22nd may here.
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lance_vader (m)
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@steaming my junio 1 may 2nd am may 3rd what a coincidence?
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f.chick (f)
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MAY 22ND may is d best mnth eva,we're the best |
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f.chick (f)
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any 22nds here?
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emynem05 (m)
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Mo gbono feli feli we r hota dan d rest.represntin may 17
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jalet
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may 17th, big Taurus
any girl born on this date?
lets hukup
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