NikkasPleeease!
This thread is for MC's.

. . . . Pleeease, leave it in the "freestyle lounge"

@MODERATORS

Mr n Mrs Moderators, please limit the stuff we got up in here. We dont want this turning into that other thread where a bunch of dudes are abusing themselves instead of taking smart shots at each other.

MA lyrics WRECK AND CRISP humans . . . .Your BRAIN'S BEST DECISION's to give that DUMB TEXT REVISIONS!
Puttin' laundry detergent in fuel tanks is ya only way to 'GAIN WRECK-IGNITION(RECOGNITION). . . . . . . . . .Sauron

Lookie gay, you never even came near-a-career, you had to go and blow ya start?
Nairalanders would think I’m a “chiropractor for Napoleon”, the way I’ll pull ya “Bone-a-parte!”. . . . . . . .Sauron

I can't lose to "one dyke" . . . . , So go 'head n set up the rematch, cause u can't beat me wit one try
I'll defeat u wit one line. . . . .I'm already "Hard 2 See", so how u gon beat me wit "one eye?". . . . . . . Sauron

Bleep this gay, you're deluded, i stay stable though TEST SHOCKS
Closest you'll come to living the dream is playing FABLE ON X-BOX. . . . . . . . . . . . .Sauron

I'll crack ya neck wit a pool stick, your clones expect u to lose bitch
Ma discernin' frees'll burn your undies like Christians that hate secular music
Chasis is the antithesis of potent rap, punch holes in ya face & piss in the open gaps
Jeez, cats know your drops are sub-par that's why this clone is quoting paps. . . . . . . . . .Sauron
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Ibime, how about this for a classic freestyle.

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@ibime

^{*Hey you!*}

I’m known for lounging around and smoking fine blunts/
I’m so laid back. .  . that I stayed an extra nine months/ - Ibime

When babies are born before the standard nine-month period, they're normally called "pre-mature".
In your own case, you weren't only mature, you're post-mature

Or maybe overture

I meet ho’s with a nice demeanour/ tell em ‘nice to meet ya’/
A week later. . . we Ike and Tina/
two-three days of torture/ her black eyes ought ta/
persuade her to wear the Gucci shades I bought her/ - Ibime

You mean you batter women?

@ sauron, i saw where u said 'hit em up' is not tupac's best diss track. i disagree with you there. is hit em up not the first diss track that mentioned names in the mid-90s. is there any other track i don't know of?

tangent:

@ sauron, i saw where u said 'hit em up' is not tupac's best diss track. i disagree with you there. is hit em up not the first diss track that mentioned names in the mid-90s. is there any other track i don't know of?

What does name mentioning have to do with anything. . . . one of the exciting thing about listening to diss records back in the day was trying to guess who the rapper was talking about. . . it takes subliminal wit to diss someone without mentioning his name. . . . 2Pac had no subliminal wit, thats why e just shout Biggie name like agbero. . . . its this era of name-calling that turned rap beef violent. . .

@Ibime
Dawg i won't even front you spit acid!!

@Ibime

I won't blame you for the drivel you just vomitted there.

I'm not sayin' anythin' about "Hit 'Em Up" being the best or not but who're you to decide whether disses should be subliminal or not? Disses are what they're called - doesn't matter whether they're subliminal or direct.

What's witty about spittin' subliminal disses? It's a known fact that it's impossible to satisfy humans. If someone names names in a diss track ,some peops would say he's fearless. Others like you might think he's witless. Some peops also feel that your so-called subliminal disses are usually spat by cowards.

Pac's themes and life are not things nuccas like you understand. Dude was misunderstood for so many thangs but no one can dispute the fact that he was a fearless soldier - never afraid of anyone. He was known never to beat about the bush. He named names. He went straight for his enemies' jugulars - all cos he's fearless. At the same time he was intelligent. Is Pac the only one that mentioned names? Even new-age rappers do. Eminem, Jay-Z, Nas - they go both subliminal and direct.

And take back your ish on name-calling turning rap beef violent. Many rappers have at one time or another fought back cos of subliminal disses - apparently aimed at them. They go both physical and verbal. Many rappers have been shot dead when the shooter was almost sure the rapper was dissing him. It's even better atimes to take direct shots at who you're dissing - for the avoidance of doubt. Why's there so much unnecessary hue and cry about a rapper who died more than a decade ago?

For a so-called MC who has never listened to a 2pac album all his life . . . even out of sheer curiosity . . . I expected nutin better from you. . .

For the umpteenth time leave this veteran alone and face your bizniz. He's not your average MC. . .

tangent:

@ sauron, i saw where u said 'hit em up' is not tupac's best diss track. i disagree with you there. is hit em up not the first diss track that mentioned names in the mid-90s. is there any other track i don't know of?

Babes. . . . .'Hit 'Em Up' is not by any chance 2pac's best diss. It is just the most popular.
2Pac was just acting like a kid throwing temper tantrums with 'I f'ucked ur wife and sleeping on the couch'
As a good battler meself, i would say the Outlawz had more punchlines and metas than Pac did on the track.

2pac's best disses to Biggie + Jay-Z + Mobb Deep is "All Out(Die Slow)" and maybe "Bomb First"(Makaveli album).
"All Out" is def'ly his best battle tracks that was never released in any of his albums before he passed away.
An adulterated version of it was released on "Until The End Of Time" album and was digitally mastered to remove Big/Jay-Z's from the lyrics.
Listen to this. . . . .and compare to the watery 'Hit Em Up'

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Bleep them niggaz dissin me?)
Jay-Z, come out to play,
Hey yo assasin, gimme one of them tracks I can just ride on motherfuckers
with,
mobb deep,
niggaz talkin bout we can't rap? Niggaz must nota' never heard no motherfuckin
track offa death row nigga,
DEATH ROW, WESTSIDE,
Let's get it on, daylight or fuckin nightbreak,
MOB,
Go into these niggaz, to the motherfuckin death,
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Come hell or high water,
Down to slaughter opposers,
Just another lost soul stuck callin Jay-Hova
Outlaw till it's over,
Brandish my strap back like a cobra,
I stay drunk, cause I'm a MADMAN, whenever sober,
On a one man mission, my ambitions to hold up, the rap game,
While I pluck holes in niggaz like donuts and still, down to die for all my
souljas,
Like hillbillies, they don't feel me so refuse, bringin war to the city,
With each breath, death before dishonor,
Never let you swallow me, no apologies, your honor,
A general in war, I'm the first to bomb,
With a squad of trusted killers,
Quick to move shit, heavily armed, I'm similar to Saddam,
Sometime's I question Hussein,
Like fiends frantic for that last vein,
Stuck in the game,
I hit the scene like sandstorms,
then transform watch me,
I take the figure of dirty niggas,
Who all got me,
While bitches wonderin, who shot me?
No love, keep a grudge, shootin slugs like my Muammar Quadaffi,
Murder my friends, built a new posse,
We takin shots on paparazzi,
Gonna fly now,nigga like Rocky,
You got a lotta nerve to play me,
Another gay rapper,
Bustin caps in Jay-Z, and still avoid capture,
While y'all caught up in the rapture,
Still after me I'm in Jamaica sippin' daqueries,
No doubt, We used to havin nothin,
Then grabbin somethin and bustin,
Wanted to be the thug nigga, That my old man wasn't,
I came from total fear to catchin cases,
Litigation, niggaz, playahatin', got me crooked in all fifty states,
I'm screamin DEATH ROW, throw 'em a WESTSIDE, ain't no thing,
We was raised off driveby's, brought up to bang,
We claim mob, MOB, if you be specific,
We control ALL cash, from the Atlantic, Pacific,
And get this, I'm hard to kill,
When I'm billed, with this live spot,
Father, how the hell did I survive, these five shots?
Live it up or give it up and like demons, late night, hear 'em screamin,
We goin all out,
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US, THE FIRST TO BUST, WHO DO WE TRUST? OUT FOR MOBB DEEP AND JAY-Z, DEAD IN THE DUST,
I TOLD YOU PUNKS THAT I WAS AFTER BIGGIE, YOU GOT INVOLVED, NOW WE BOUT TO BUST ON ALL Y'ALL. . . .GOIN ALL OUT.

Jay-Z, haha boy you at yo funeral, punk motherfucker

WESTSIDE, OUTLAW, DEATHROW, MAKAVELI THA DON, OUTLAWZ THE CRIMINAL
DESPERADO'S, WESTSIDE THUG LIVIN,

DIE, DIE SLOW,
(think my memory ain't bad you about the buisness, )
DIE, DIE SLOW,
(BANG, you dead)
DIE, DIE SLOW,
(haha mobb deep, you lil young ass juvenile delinquent, )
DIE, DIE SLOW,
(BANG BANG, you dead)
DIE, DIE SLOW,
(biggie, BANG, you dead)
DIE, DIE SLOW,
(puffy, BANG, you dead)
DIE, DIE, DIE SLOW,
(you robbed the game, no need to explain, get o'utta here)
DIE, DIE, DIE SLOW,
DIE, DIE, DIE SLOW,
mmh, DIE, DIE SLOW,
MY LABEL, THE NOTORIOUS, UNTOUCHABLE, DEATH ROW.

"Beating me is impossible its like fighting ur own shadow" Alex P

"This hoe is attracted to death like an arab convict
Bring your A+ and your medicine man u still a minus to the rap submit" Alex P

"From me no next-round cause the memory card won't save u
your wackness is in-built only when u catch bird flu u come through" Alex P

Your defeat is predictable u the planted seed in my mouth/
Starve d fool my saliva watch him dying a louth/   Alex P

Claiming king when u aint respected like dead president/
HIV positive no Nairalander will welcome u to da Resident/ Alex P

My intention aint vexed cause a lame trying to flow on red sea
His rhythm is unplugged like OBJ voicing on futy loops get of the scene/Alex P

The only purpose u got in life is cloning id's
your face everywhere u sendin your death iv's/Alex P

Alexpissu is a human he won't battle Tianshit the KASPER
Matter of fact  Nairaland knows u always Disapper/Alex P

Get the picture clown i run planets but u running cables
Is only when i spit venom u be getting food on the tables/Alex P

East, west ,south and north i stay more current than missisipi
u mic rusty to this game no need begging coach Lippi
Call him out 4 battle he will keep vigil 2 the star 4 a wish
He aint worth nothing like a shit or rotten fish/Alex P

East, west ,south and north i stay more current than missisipi
u mic rusty to this game no need begging coach Lippi/Alex P

Try and Tape this word cause u gagging 4 pleasures
But this verse leaves your heart skipping like DJ mixing features/Alex P

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saintvalx:

I just said how it is and he's been saying how it might be -Saintvalx

P Diddy! What are you doing on Nairaland?

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Ibime:

What does name mentioning have to do with anything. . . . one of the exciting thing about listening to diss records back in the day was trying to guess who the rapper was talking about. . . it takes subliminal wit to diss someone without mentioning his name. . . . 2Pac had no subliminal wit, thats why e just shout Biggie name like agbero. . . . its this era of name-calling that turned rap beef violent. . .

roflmao.
the lads in my uni believe that is what makes tupac stand out from the rest. they think he was fearless.

~Sauron~:

Babes. . . . .'Hit 'Em Up' is not by any chance 2pac's best diss. It is just the most popular.
2Pac was just acting like a kid throwing temper tantrums with 'I f'ucked ur wife and sleeping on the couch'
As a good battler meself, i would say the Outlawz had more punchlines and metas than Pac did on the track.

2pac's best disses to Biggie + Jay-Z + Mobb Deep is "All Out(Die Slow)" and maybe "Bomb First"(Makaveli album).
"All Out" is def'ly his best battle tracks that was never released in any of his albums before he passed away.
An adulterated version of it was released on "Until The End Of Time" album and was digitally mastered to remove Big/Jay-Z's from the lyrics.
Listen to this. . . . .and compare to the watery 'Hit Em Up'

i have bought this song. it was fire. tupac, outlaws, assassin(the beatmaker). the combination is sick. there were so many unreleased songs in the album titled "in his own words". "friends", "God bless the dead", "troublesome 96" and many more.
i have to agree with you. all out tops hit em up.


@ topic,

The gimmicks, the wack lyrics,
The shit is depressing, pathetic, please forget it,
You're mad cause my style you're admiring,
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring-------------------------biggie(flava in your ear remix).

Some peops need to be told that what makes the world still regard Pac's "Hit Em Up" as his best diss track ever is not only what Pac said on that joint but how he said it. The fiery delivery, the fearlessness, the directness, the attitude, the angst - the list is endless. And on the entertainment side, whether you admit or deny it; even the rhythm and the flows got all o' y'all dancing. How many diss tracks are danceable? No wonder Pac said in "You Can't See Me" - "My lyrics bang like a Crip or Blood/Ni**a word/It ain't nutin but a party when we thug". You wouldn't even know dude was battling My days, many peops even regard "Hit 'Em Up" as the best diss track ever.

Pac's battles were the straight-to-da-point, in-yo'-face, no-time-for-bullsh*t kind. He never believed in beating about the bush when it came to battles. He was known to bomb first. Little wonder in "So Many Tears", he said;

". . . you wanna last/Be tha first to blast, remember Kato"

Wasn't this said in "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" - "If you wanna shoot, shoot. Don't talk"?

I mean, why resort to science, aliens and metaphysics when you can come direct?

How many listeners have time, precious time for all that merry-go-round?

My point - "Hit Em Up" may not contain out-of-this-world kinda lyrics - but it had everyone listening!

Pac breaks his stuff down for all o' y'all to understand. Check out all his battle tracks - Against All Odds, Bomb First, All Out, etc. His battle tracks were always on point. Pac was a very opinionated dude, and if he didn't like someone or something they did or said, he let 'em know straight up! So opinionated was he that when his close buddy Dre never showed for any of Snoop's trials, Pac considered this as disrespectful to Snoop and dissed Dre toward the end of "To Live And Die in LA". Check out his beefs with Biggie, P.Diddy, Mobb Deep, Chino XL, Dre, Nas, LL Cool J, Jay-Z - they were all based on opinions. Is there a crime in voicing your opinions?

For all y'all Pac lovers ^{*and maybe haters*} , Pac himself called this joint "the realest sh*t he ever wrote
and . . . the truest sh*t he ever spoke" It's called "Against All Odds" and it's the best battle track by Pac.

Since the thread says "Illest Punchlines", I'll just post excerpts and not the full lyrics to the song

. . . Next time grown folks talk, nigga close your mouth

. . . All you old rappers trying to advance
It's all over now, take it like a man
Niggas looking like, Larry Holmes flabby and sick

. . . Niggaz that don't rhyme right
You've seen too many movies

Lastly, Pac was not into punchlines and stuff. He shouldn't be made up into what he was not - especially by peops who never understood him. Every rapper has his style. Pac's signature style was the reflective stuff, the deep and emotional style. He was a dude who just spat what he felt - at any given time. I'm yet to see a rapper, nay, music artiste in the history of music, as expressive as this dude was. I mean, how many rappers can spit simple lyrics like he does and still get his listeners swooning over them? No, not one. He was a very deep/introspective rapper. His best lyrics were sung in the sober/reflective moments of his life.

Songs like "Life Goes On", "So Many Tears", etc readily attest to this.

i'll push your top back, when i shoot this man. murder you convertible style, cuz i'm roofless man-------Cassidy

So if you really wanna go on/ We can get it on/ Live in front of the cameras on your own sit-com/ I let you kick a verse/ Bleep it I let you kick'em all/ I'll even wait for the studio audience to applaud/ Now watch me rip the tat from your arm/ Kick you in the groin/ Stick you for your Van Gough Award/ In front of your moms/ Your  1st 2nd and 3rd born/ Get your wife on the horn/ To call minister Farrakhan!

2ND RECORD KNOCK OUT-CANIBUS

don't give the black man food, give red man liquor
red man fool, black man nigga
give yellow man tool, make him railroad builda
also give him pan, make him pull gold from river give black man crack, glocks to teens, give red man
craps, slot machines,

lupe - american terrorist

Constantly movin while makin millions
Witnessin killings,leavin dead bodies in abandoned buildings
Carries to children cause theyre illin
Addicted to killin and the appeal from the cap peelin
Without feelin,but will they last or be blasted
Hard headed bastard
Maybe he'll listen in his casket,the aftermath
More bodies being buried,I'm losing my homies in a hurry
Theyre relocating to the cemetary
Got me worried, stressin, my visions blurried
The question is will I live?No one in the world loves me

Well perpetrate like you could handle my team
So merciless in mind try to take command of your dreams
Leavin muthafuckas drowin in they own blood
Clown and taking pictures
Later, laugh about the punk bitches
That turn snitches
Regulate my area the terror I represent
Make your people disappear, your wonderin' where they went
Am I cold, or is it just I sold my soul?
Addicted to the streets
Never find true peace I'm told
Come take my body, God
Don't let me suffer any longer
Smoke a pound of marijuana so I know it ain't long
Where is the end to all my misery?
Is there a close?
I suppose that's why I murder my foes
When Thugz Cry


Tupac,

Niggaz is actors
Niggaz deserve oscars

"I just sit on my money 'til i'm above the law" - Jay-Z

using numerology to count the people i sent to heaven
produces more digits than 22 divided by 7(immortal technique)

face it, you too basic, you're never gonna make it
like children walking through Antarctica, butt naked"(immortal technique)

i'm a young money millie in aire, tougher than nigerian hair.
my criteria compared to your career just isn't fair('lil wayne)

i dont smoke but i take enough
second-hand to make my fucking P.O choke
 eminem


Baby i cant dance,
is not that i cant  but
there is a pistol on my waist.
eminem

my mum would turn in the grave
if i married a white chick
 50cent

I look back on life
and thank God i'm blessed
we re the best on the planet
so forget the rest
 tony yayo

strap on ur seat belts
cos u ve neva been on a ride like this b4
with a producer who could rap
and control the mike stroke at the same time
with the dope rhymes that kick
  dr dre

when niggaz beg 4 mercy
that means the beef is over
 the game

Em introduced us
tanny this is 50
50 this is tanny
i complimentd her
i said u ve very fine lips
with my imagination i could see u sucking my dick
 50 cent

my finger nails
filled with cocaine residues
 yong buck


with a tv u had to hit on to get a picture
 lloyd banks

i dont follow up
a chick if i dont get the pu**y the first day
   llyod banks

u dont ve to be a model
for me to adore u,
dont indulge in my past
Bleep what happened b4
  50cent

i ve been watching u
watching me
i dont know what u like
my watch or me
   50cent

i ask my self
do i luv these hoes
NO!!!!
 stat quo

nigga u ve
to jump and swing
to hit me in the knees
 dr dre

u cant pay me enough
4 u to play me
 eminem

this is it my nigga
this is what we boast about
now i'm here  so shut ur fucking mouth
and show me luv
  obie trice

no one knows my struggle
they only see my troubles
 2pac


picture me inside
the misery of poverty
no man alive ever witnessed
troubles i survived
  2pac
 
all i make is one phone call
all y'all disappear
by 2morro
  B.I.G

i turn like doorknob
heart throb
neva
   B.I.G

i stay gucci
down to my socks
my rings and watches
filled with rocks
   B.I.G

same thing make you laugh make you cry
they claiming that they love you but they hate you at the same time,

Master P

"I drop unexpectedly like bird sh!t" Notorious BIG- Kick in The Door.

Ni**az wanna creep, gotta watch my back
think the cognac and indo sack make me slack?
i switches all that cock sucker, g's up
one false move get swiss cheesed up
clip the tec respect i demand it
slip and break- the 11th commandment
thou shalt not fukc wit lord c poppa
feel a thousand deaths when i drop ya
I feel for ya, like Chaka khan, I 'm the don
pussie when i want, Rolex on the arm

Notorious B.I.G.
Album:  Born Again *
Song:   Who Shot Ya

wack rappers make us pull out the pistol and shoot the stereo
u think u sick pussie cos ur flow is too venereal?



i should be micheal i'm off the wall grinding
i'm the best shooter so iam off the ball bryant.
--------------------------------crooked I--HIPHOP WEEKLY #34



p.s- i just discovered CROOKED I. the dude is very talented.

"i'm more pissed than ur penis" - ILLBLISS (Artform feat. Mode9 from his 1st LP ILLOSOPHY)