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Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 12:15pm On May 28, 2010
Dedicated to all kinds of food. .from the yoruba, igbo's hausa waeva ,

Just name the kinda of food you wanna be served and viola its on ur table

We would teach how to prepare the kinda food you want also. . just name name grin

P.S; We can help each other with the cooking. .

I will start

I wanna serve maself just dodo/Plantain
cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 12:17pm On May 28, 2010
How to prepare DODO

Ingredients
1 gallon of petrol
Salts
Unripe Plantain
Match stick
Kerosene
Maggi
Diesel

Procedure
Lit your stove/gas
Add 3litres of petrol in your frying pan
Place it on fire
Add 89table spoon of salts plus maggi
Add kerosene and Diesel
Then Viola your DODO is ready grin


Your end product grin grin grin

Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Moyola(f): 12:19pm On May 28, 2010
LooooL! grin . . . 1LUV? angry
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 12:35pm On May 28, 2010
@dan grin grin grin


can you pls teach me hw to prepare dried rice? cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 12:36pm On May 28, 2010
@dan grin grin grin


can you pls teach me hw to prepare dried rice? cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by nich(m): 6:53pm On May 28, 2010
kai danjuma! i wan burn down my landlord house? make i no dream zis kind bad dream again o. i dey hear so? angry
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by jossy1luv(f): 7:21pm On May 28, 2010
@dan1luv, mumu go always remain mumu, them fit just change am to foolishness. Lol, @woke4all, u neva fit pay ur house rent u wan burn ur lanlord house abi?
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by cbase: 7:43pm On May 28, 2010
Una get, Utara Ji here? with Ofe Onugbu? undecided

grin grin, i dont know how to prepare it
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Ben13: 2:23pm On May 29, 2010
Woke4all:

@dan grin grin grin
can you pls teach me hw to prepare dried rice? cheesy

ewu! Dani, don't even try this in this kitchen grin
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 2:54pm On May 29, 2010
Woke4all:

@dan grin grin grin


can you pls teach me hw to prepare dried rice? cheesy
Velli Velli Simple

Ingredients
Alcohol (Chelsea preferably) grin
Rice
Maggi
Salts
Superglue

Procedure
* Add 4bottle of chelsea iin your cooking pot
* Wait until the alcohol begins to pop
* Add 6cubes of maggi
* Add 7table spoon of salts
* Pour 2super glues. .
* Add you Rice

Wait for about 20 minutes. .Remove your pot;  take it outside; and put under the sun
Wait for about 5hours for it to dry. . cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sefini


Your End Product. . grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 2:56pm On May 29, 2010
cbase:

Una get, Utara Ji here? with Ofe Onugbu? undecided

grin grin, i dont know how to prepare it
kai I be bachelor nah grin
I nor sabi this one. .
Ben-10 fit coach you grin
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 4:10pm On May 29, 2010
dani1luv:

Velli Velli Simple

Ingredients
Alcohol (Chelsea preferably) grin
Rice
Maggi
Salts
Superglue

Procedure
* Add 4bottle of chelsea iin your cooking pot
* Wait until the alcohol begins to pop
* Add 6cubes of maggi
* Add 7table spoon of salts
* Pour 2super glues. .
* Add you Rice

Wait for about 20 minutes. .Remove your pot;  take it outside; and put under the sun
Wait for about 5hours for it to dry. . cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sefini


Your End Product. . grin grin grin grin grin


learliusenilsamtarableaau thkgkli'l. *i speak in tongues*

so the end product of dried rice is rosted eggs?? grin

dani do you mind joinin me?
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 4:12pm On May 29, 2010
dani1luv:

Velli Velli Simple

Ingredients
Alcohol (Chelsea preferably) grin
Rice
Maggi
Salts
Superglue

Procedure
* Add 4bottle of chelsea iin your cooking pot
* Wait until the alcohol begins to pop
* Add 6cubes of maggi
* Add 7table spoon of salts
* Pour 2super glues. .
* Add you Rice

Wait for about 20 minutes. .Remove your pot;  take it outside; and put under the sun
Wait for about 5hours for it to dry. . cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sefini


Your End Product. . grin grin grin grin grin


learliusenilsamtarableaau thkgkli'l. *i speak in tongues*

so the end product of dried rice is rosted eggs?? grin

dani do you mind joinin me?
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 4:13pm On May 29, 2010
Joining you in doing what undecided
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Ben13: 4:25pm On May 29, 2010
Woke4all:

learliusenilsamtarableaau thkgkli'l. *i speak in tongues*

so the end product of dried rice is rosted eggs?? grin
dani do you mind joinin me?
One who listens to dani in terms of dishes might end up with a killer disease. grin

Dani, how can I prepare roasted plantain?
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 4:31pm On May 29, 2010
Ben-10:

One who listens to dani in terms of dishes might end up with a killer disease. grin

Dani, how can I prepare roasted plantain?
talk our language jorh. . .boli abi cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 4:51pm On May 29, 2010
dani1luv:

Joining you in doing what undecided
In eatin the poison you prepared.
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 5:33pm On May 29, 2010
Woke4all:

In eatin the poison you prepared.
Shutup dia. . I have tasted different recipee while cooking . .so I nor nid to taste. .abi the food nor dey DELICIOUS
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 6:01pm On May 29, 2010
^^
No be only delicious na deathlicious.


You no dey hungry??
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 6:14pm On May 29, 2010
Woke4all:

^^
No be only delicious na deathlicious.


You no dey hungry??
you dey fear. .


If i dey hungry i knw wat to do cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Jeovy(m): 8:25pm On May 29, 2010
yeah, u go eat your burnt fried plantain grin
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 12:58pm On May 30, 2010
Jeovy:

yeah, u go eat your burnt fried plantain grin
take style tell me say u dey hesh cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by jokingmary(m): 3:47pm On Aug 28, 2010
Nice
I'm gonna try this cheesy

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