A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

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now clap 4 ya sef

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

makajibbs,r u cracking jokes abt piss or abt women

wich one?

stay on topic!!!

if u deviate again,i no go kia weather u dey dubai or london, i go trow u go afganistan!!!

make they cut ur long long legs

no mine am
i think say e don dey upgrade
mtcheeeeeewwwwww

no response. wt u c is wt u laff off.

makajibbz:

no response. wt u c is wt u laff off.

guy na wetin?

anyway,they say u dey upgrade,

kudos! no mind me bo

abeg give us betta jor

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.



if u dnt understnd dis, then u ar raz

^^ Oh, I understand it - and na crude joke

so tell me, R U the most popular guy in the nudist colony??

if yu wan me to.

In yo dreams

who call you

No near me - stand dat side.

*checks if my wallet is still intact*

Studio CFR:

No near me - stand dat side.

*checks if my wallet is still intact*

broke man, d only thing u get 4ur wallet na dust.

How u take figure dat one out if no be sey u dey try pick pocket me.

from d things wey i don hear from u, its obvious.

Off my slippers- suspect!

l.w.k.m.d
mad - man. lol

That u cant do without lol

hey, dnt homo me.

Homo? Oh i even think sey u be woman- i dey mobile and cant read yo profile.

But u no well- walahi

chiey,
so yu won toast me b4 , wonders go end. when na cellular u dey use,hw u go see

Bounce comot make i no jam u enter gutter -
Wetin i wan toast u do?
With dat yo bowlegs.

I be big boy na and cellular is not for everybody.

u wey dey toast anything with legs, even dog-lol

thuraya user.

I get taste and no be every gurl i dey look her face-- some gurls fine for face but dia inner wears na turn off.

Some dey form clean gurls outside wia nobody know dem but no difference between dia house and wia dog vommit put.

40% of naija gurls are durty durty and na dem sabi form pass.

Make i give u some lecture brother, if u wan know gurl wey clean reach house, check her toe - her finger and try move closer to her to feel the smell of her hair.
And try make her raise her hand u know, her armpit

^


Liar - You get reputation for NL - only God knows the numbers


I hail oo


make u teach me small abeg

De one god give me don do me.
And i'm not teaching u shi-shi lol

^^ why na??

abeg tish am jor!

Dat guy head no dey fit download something - teaching him is like wasting my time.

hmmm 

Okay, in dat case you go gree tish me then??

**if I ask you nicely**