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++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 6:05pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth." |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 6:06pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!" |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by Dyt(f): 6:11pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now clap 4 ya sef |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 6:13pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 6:29pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
makajibbs,r u cracking jokes abt piss or abt women wich one? stay on topic!!! if u deviate again,i no go kia weather u dey dubai or london, i go trow u go afganistan!!! make they cut ur long long legs |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by Dyt(f): 6:32pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
no mine am i think say e don dey upgrade mtcheeeeeewwwwww |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 6:34pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
no response. wt u c is wt u laff off. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 6:37pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
makajibbz: guy na wetin? anyway,they say u dey upgrade, kudos! no mind me bo |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by Dyt(f): 6:40pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
abeg give us betta jor |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 7:13pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. if u dnt understnd dis, then u ar raz |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 8:41pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
^^ Oh, I understand it - and na crude joke so tell me, R U the most popular guy in the nudist colony?? |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 9:36am On Aug 01, 2010 |
if yu wan me to. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:40am On Aug 01, 2010 |
In yo dreams |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 9:49am On Aug 01, 2010 |
who call you |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 11:18am On Aug 01, 2010 |
No near me - stand dat side. *checks if my wallet is still intact* |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 1:50pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Studio CFR:broke man, d only thing u get 4ur wallet na dust. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 1:52pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
How u take figure dat one out if no be sey u dey try pick pocket me. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 2:04pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
from d things wey i don hear from u, its obvious. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 2:06pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Off my slippers- suspect! |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 2:22pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
l.w.k.m.d mad - man. lol |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 2:43pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
That u cant do without lol |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 2:46pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
hey, dnt homo me. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 2:54pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Homo? Oh i even think sey u be woman- i dey mobile and cant read yo profile. But u no well- walahi |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 3:00pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
chiey, so yu won toast me b4 , wonders go end. when na cellular u dey use,hw u go see |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 3:09pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Bounce comot make i no jam u enter gutter - Wetin i wan toast u do? With dat yo bowlegs. I be big boy na and cellular is not for everybody. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 3:14pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
u wey dey toast anything with legs, even dog-lol thuraya user. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 5:50pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
I get taste and no be every gurl i dey look her face-- some gurls fine for face but dia inner wears na turn off. Some dey form clean gurls outside wia nobody know dem but no difference between dia house and wia dog vommit put. 40% of naija gurls are durty durty and na dem sabi form pass. Make i give u some lecture brother, if u wan know gurl wey clean reach house, check her toe - her finger and try move closer to her to feel the smell of her hair. And try make her raise her hand u know, her armpit |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by blacksta(m): 6:09pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
^ Liar - You get reputation for NL - only God knows the numbers I hail oo make u teach me small abeg |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 7:21pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
De one god give me don do me. And i'm not teaching u shi-shi lol |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 7:23pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
^^ why na?? abeg tish am jor! |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 12:03am On Aug 02, 2010 |
Dat guy head no dey fit download something - teaching him is like wasting my time. |
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 12:05am On Aug 02, 2010 |
hmmm Okay, in dat case you go gree tish me then?? **if I ask you nicely** |
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