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Chinese Casanova With 17 Girlfriends Is Caught Out After Being In An Accident (2) (3) (4)
Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 11:59pm On Aug 26, 2010 |
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's maths teacher." |
Re: Caught Out! by 1stknight(m): 12:05am On Aug 27, 2010 |
nice joke |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 12:08am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Thank you |
Re: Caught Out! by Vic2k3(m): 4:22am On Aug 27, 2010 |
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Re: Caught Out! by sledge406: 5:38am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Highly indifferent |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 9:08am On Aug 27, 2010 |
hmmm. . . |
Re: Caught Out! by Nobody: 9:13am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Nice one. sick derailers have come again, just comment on the joke. |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 9:21am On Aug 27, 2010 |
sting_224: Thanks Sting!! **Long time sha - how u dey?** |
Re: Caught Out! by ElementG(m): 9:24am On Aug 27, 2010 |
OMG!!! efe dat joke was sweeettttt!!! |
Re: Caught Out! by blacksta(m): 9:29am On Aug 27, 2010 |
I no like am - i score 2/10 |
Re: Caught Out! by kolaoloye(m): 9:29am On Aug 27, 2010 |
This is a joke with class |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 9:32am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Element G: Thanks Element - I'm back from recess!! blacksta: Oh? kola oloye: Thanks bro - u be berra pessin |
Re: Caught Out! by blacksta(m): 9:35am On Aug 27, 2010 |
I cant seem to see the funny side of this joke - am i missing something. ; |
Re: Caught Out! by Vic2k3(m): 9:36am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Yea, go borrow a brain lol |
Re: Caught Out! by blacksta(m): 9:37am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Vic2k3: Your mouth sharp this morning abi |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 10:39am On Aug 27, 2010 |
hmmm. . . |
Re: Caught Out! by ElementG(m): 10:44am On Aug 27, 2010 |
blackie give good comment for once naa |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 11:02am On Aug 27, 2010 |
^^ abi?? e tire me o! |
Re: Caught Out! by ElementG(m): 11:09am On Aug 27, 2010 |
abi shey u vex d guy? |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 11:21am On Aug 27, 2010 |
I nor send anyborry besides blacksta na unstable element - 1min e dey high, next min e dey low. . . |
Re: Caught Out! by ElementG(m): 11:32am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: hey element is mine and mine only, its for me, myself and I, and mind u, it is stable |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 11:35am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Lol - Okay then! |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 1:15pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
Tips for women 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other |
Re: Caught Out! by Vic2k3(m): 1:55pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
Jxt passing by |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 2:00pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
you shouldn't be here anyway - it says: Tips for women |
Re: Caught Out! by Vic2k3(m): 2:11pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
**Strolling back again** |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 2:15pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
**ignores him** **strolls away from him** |
Re: Caught Out! by Vic2k3(m): 2:19pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
**strolls by again this time like a peacock** |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 2:21pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
**er. . .still ignores him** **thinks to herself: **still strolls away from him sha. . .** |
Re: Caught Out! by Vic2k3(m): 2:28pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
Finking **that lady must b made of steel all these my beautiful feathers still no show** wait a minute i've got an idea |
Re: Caught Out! by EfemenaXY: 2:42pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
what idea? **nah, it's just talk jor. . .** **strolls quickly away from him. . .** |
Re: Caught Out! by kolaoloye(m): 5:35pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:I love reading this joke over and over again. |
I Think Am Funny!!!! / When You Offend Your Mother In Law Before Going To Work -PICs / See What This 7 Years Old Boy Is Doing To This 5 Years Old Girl (see Photo)
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