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na wa (m)
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a telephone conversation is going on right now, so join in
RULES
reply in response to the above persons comment pretend you are really, really making a phone call
PRONS: the phone line is never engaged CONS: (i'm not sure yet)
RING!!! RING!!! RING!!!
hello, hello, who's on line? hello!
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Amigoz (f)
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hey watz up, hw u dey?
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hollandis
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doing great.
what have u been up to?
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Amigoz (f)
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but i hav been around, where hav u been?
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hollandis
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i have been trying to hook up
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Amigoz (f)
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U still dey try to hook up, u neva catch anythin yet? na wa o
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hollandis
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no fault of mine.u know i aint got no money
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Amigoz (f)
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Money? wotz dat got to do with hookin up?
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hollandis
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beats me .are u still searching?
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atutupoyo (f)
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My dear, I am still searching.
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tommyex (m)
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Hey bro u sound like u lost your car keys!
Should i give u some girl's number??
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atutupoyo (f)
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Na thank U am a girl,
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tommyex (m)
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Ok u actually sound like a guy(lol)
U beta change your ID if not na wowo boys go dey flock your arse oo
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anusule (m)
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funny! is your girl friends voice not bass?
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tommyex (m)
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Its not BASS she jus took raw egg the other day when u met her at my place.
How come your girlfriend made us all leave the party the other day with her Ibadan accent??
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na wa (m)
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ibadan w h a t? please speak louder, i can't hear you very well.
hello! hello!!
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Aladunni (f)
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na wa for you sef, u no year abi u wan obstruct the conversation intentionally.
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na wa (m)
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oh! now the line is clear. my sista, how u de?
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Aladunni (f)
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i want to come to Port Harcourt (Rumu-Okoro), How do i come from Lagos? I hope i will not be burning your credit but i think its worth it sha.
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Amigoz (f)
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abeg take the bus, train, plane anythin wey fit carry u com. wetin u wan com do 4 port-harcourt?
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MoOdYLaDy (f)
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Omo i have a date with this fine bobo that just got back from America
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Amigoz (f)
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u sure say d bobo fine abi na him dollars u wan chop?
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tommyex (m)
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Men i no go lie,d dollars fine pass am sha,do u wana meet his friend??hello u der?
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atutupoyo (f)
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I am hearing U pls I dont mind the friend.
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tommyex (m)
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Ok the line was breakin up ere,so much good work frm MTN. Hope u up 4 some fun,cos he told me that his friend is a Tiger on bed,Can u handle that?
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atutupoyo (f)
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No problem that makes it better.
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MoOdYLaDy (f)
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But can he bring a bottle of grey goose along  and some weed to spice up the mood 
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tommyex (m)
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Yea no problem i ll make sure he sleep all thru the next day.Hope he has lots of money oo,because all these JD boys dont like spendin oo
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na wa (m)
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though he just came back from the US. and also has a deep pocket but he is truly an illusion of a spender, or what do you think?
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hollandis
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i heard he trades money for punches,so far he's had 6 girlfriends and divorced 3 times.Do you want to still give him a try?
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na wa (m)
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give him a try? what do you mean by that? have i ever mentioned to you that i'm a gay?
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jejelolatu (f)
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helloooooooooooooooo
can ya'll hear me?
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