An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Migines," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Clemcy," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

OOPS.their marriage was a bloody mistakepoor pig

To all my tite peeps on Nairaland (Jokes section)

With all hmuility and sincerity, I'm in LA and i would like to meet all those Nlanders who reside in lagos. Please feel free to text me your residence addy so i can check ya up

Just your Nland username and your addy will do. Thanks very much

Ituen

NB: Pls dont ask if i have 4 phones. All i do is attach the sim to my ear and i'm on my preferred network

You're not seriuos .

i'll came in from Abuja 2dat. Just try me and u'll be surprised. Its just N5 per text

Ituen what is wrong with u.

i don do bad thing to see my friends

GUESS i'm a friend as well but to see me you would have to pay a CONSULTATION FEE of #50k

Showbobo u must be an igbo guy.

SHOBO is a yoruba name just like TOPE,but ITUEN is kinda weird^{*who go born pikin name am ITUEN,tufiakwa*}

Are u trying to say that he has a useless name.

tope_teadr:

Are u trying to say that he has a useless name.

NA YOUR MOUTH DEM HEAR THAT ONE.YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN(OYO)

No be me talk am oh, na keypad type am.

thank God say na KEYPAD,no be your, this time around

My wetin

waiting colour

Hmmm *smiles*.

its Better to smile cos you use less veins doing it, ya mean

No.

Na my name una dey carry shine!!!!

@ITUEN
^{*CHEI oga don come*}

@Tope

They say it requires 14 veins to smile but 76 to frown.so.keep smiling its good for ya health

wat are u all talking about?

who're ya referring to??

Ituen, who gives a rat ass if you're in LA? you think i like seeing horror movies? guy be strictly guided.

@Showbobo,
you didn't need to tell us your name (shobo! WTF is that?) on a second tot, are u one of those many shobos that cram themselves in one tiny bq in lag?

What da hell.

hmmmn *This thread no concern me, Abeg i don reverse i no know who drive my hummer reach here. Una bye bye*

Hummer, i thought i just saw you on a tricycle, when i was crucing in with my executive coach. So next time say tricycle hummer.

iwajay:

Ituen, who gives a rat ass if you're in LA? you think i like seeing horror movies? guy be strictly guided.

@Showbobo,
you didn't need to tell us your name (shobo! WTF is that?) on a second tot, are u one of those many shobos that cram themselves in one tiny bq in lag?

IWAYA or is it ONIKE.cos you and your folks cram yourselves in a container doesnt mean i'm like that.ya mean,dirtbag

Hey showbobo take it slowly, calm down.

Aiight bro.

showboy, u see what i mean? why did you have to spit so much venom?
From my lil psychology lesson, it only shows that i tapped a cord that made you vibrate violently.
Sorry man, i couldn't hide the truth from tdear, Ituen and co. Abi you want Ituen to come and check u in that dirty bq you share with the other shobos? Guy dont make so much fuss about this coz you'd only expose yourself more.

iwajay:

showboy, u see what i mean? why did you have to spit so much venom?
From my little psychology lesson, it only shows that i tapped a cord that made you vibrate violently.
Sorry man, i couldn't hide the truth from tdear, Ituen and co. Abi you want Ituen to come and check u in that dirty bq you share with the other shobos? Guy don't make so much fuss about this because you'd only expose yourself more.

LMAO .Guess you're looking for someone to Vilify,aight?