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Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:04pm On Nov 15, 2007
NINETOFIVE:



Siena You are such an ignorant muther phucker, you are so phucking dumb that I almost puked, why would anybody want to intentionally have a baby in Russia, have you even been to Russia? you sound so naive, why would he want to to tie her down?, what is it going to benefit him? Russian document is as good as toilet tissue, stop exposing your warped mentality on the net, even if the poor guy decides to stay in Russia , he would every day try to protect his life from getting lynched, my advice to you Siena is to go to Russia on holiday and get lynched, Yop tvayo mat piydar.

Oddly enough, I have been to Russia.

Your statements are very contradictory - are you saying the pregnancy was planned, or an "accident?"

I just love your choice of words, the only person displaying ignorance here is you. Ignorance always shows up in the way people address strangers.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by NINETOFIVE(m): 8:30pm On Nov 15, 2007
Siena:

Oddly enough, I have been to Russia.

Your statements are very contradictory - are you saying the pregnancy was planned, or an "accident?"

I just love your choice of words, the only person displaying ignorance here is you. Ignorance always shows up in the way people address strangers.



Yeah! you 've been to Russia, when you were in Russia, you stayed at the hotel and used tourist buses in moving around, and now you are a professor in Russian affairs, why don't you take a stroll in Russia, probably Saint Petersburg or Moscow, for sure you wont be smiling, if you 've really been to Russia, you would have known is a very dangerous place,and mind you, all the things you wrote in Russia are all disjointed and grammatically nonsensical, what you did was that you wrote your statements in English and used a translator to automatically translate the words into Russia, my dear friend, it does not work that way. About the pregnacy, is obvious it wasn't planned, even the girl said it, soglasis tiy nechigo neznaesh pro Rassieyu tiy ponimaesh.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by Nobody: 8:38pm On Nov 15, 2007
@ NINETOFIVE: If you read my posts carefully, you'd see I did mention "language tools".

Unless you can show me anywhere I took credit for the translation?

Think very carefully before you let fly with the insults.

Good day.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by NINETOFIVE(m): 9:18pm On Nov 15, 2007
@ TANUSHKA: не участвовать в любого рода присягу, особенно в крови одно! Не делайте этого, пожалуйста! :   

О Вас время беременности, и он счастлив, hmm. Это НЕ означает, что он готов взять на себя ответственность и жениться вам.

Что делает он зарабатывают на жизнь? Где он живет сейчас? Если он живет в России сейчас, как долго он существует?

Какова его иммиграционный статус? 

Пожалуйста, очень осторожно, очень общие для африканских мужчин жениться белых женщин, только чтобы получить иммиграционные документы.







You should have used your brain before spewing the crap  in red;
Пожалуйста, очень осторожно, очень общие для африканских мужчин жениться белых женщин, только чтобы получить иммиграционные документы. {meaning, please be careful about all African men because they only marry white women for immigration status} reeks of generalisation and an insurmountable level of ignorance, do you think that Russia is Britain or America, even at that your statement does not apply to everyone.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by almondjoy(f): 5:56pm On Nov 16, 2007
Siena:

@ NINETOFIVE: If you read my posts carefully, you'd see I did mention "language tools".

Unless you can show me anywhere I took credit for the translation?

Think very carefully before you let fly with the insults.

Good day.

Siena Babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  That is why I love you.  You can never ever stoop to an "agbero's" level.  Once a gentleman, always a gentleman.  Love you Siena! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss


Siena:

Oddly enough, I have been to Russia.

Your statements are very contradictory - are you saying the pregnancy was planned, or an "accident?"

I just love your choice of words, the only person displaying ignorance here is you. Ignorance always shows up in the way people address strangers.

Darling Siena--that is why you are sophisticated and well brought up! Keep up your good posts here. We love you!

You hit the nail on the head in the bolded text. ESPECIALLY NIGERIANS--RUDE TO THE BONE!
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by NINETOFIVE(m): 11:12pm On Nov 16, 2007
almondjoy:

Siena Babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  That is why I love you.  You can never ever stoop to an "agbero's" level.  Once a gentleman, always a gentleman.  Love you Siena! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss


Darling Siena--that is why you are sophisticated and well brought up! Keep up your good posts here. We love you!

You hit the nail on the head in the bolded text. ESPECIALLY NIGERIANS--RUDE TO THE BONE!






Is on record that flirting has not gotten anybody anywhere on Nairaland.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by almondjoy(f): 2:45am On Nov 17, 2007
NINETOFIVE:



Is on record that flirting has not gotten anybody anywhere on Nairaland.

Who told you?  Don't be jealous.  You are not qualified!  Some of us actually hook up after Nairaland hours--mumu!  You think say na all life begin and end with Nairaland--like yours?  Don't let what you do not know kill you. You no know nathing! grin

Go Siena babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!  Love you bunches! kiss
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by NINETOFIVE(m): 4:05am On Nov 17, 2007
almondjoy:

Who told you? Don't be jealous.


Jealous of what?, am happily married to the most beautiful woman in the whole world.



You are not qualified!



Stop sounding stupid, the fact that I exposed your stupidity some time in the past hurts , I know, but you 've got to move on.


Some of us actually hook up after Nairaland hours--mumu! You think say na all life begin and end with Nairaland--like yours? Don't let what you do not know kill you. You no know nathing! grin


let me advice you, somebody tried to flirt with me in the past on Nairaland, and I ignored her, just as this Siena guy is ignoring you, don't be a low IQ prostitute, common sense would have told you that if people are actually out for dating, they would have been on a dating site, and to be very honest those who seek for date on the Internet are rejects who could not make in real life. You should also know that looking for dates on the Internet is not save, cause things are not always how it seems, so smarten up and stay save, this discussion ends here.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by almondjoy(f): 2:12pm On Nov 17, 2007
NINETOFIVE:


Jealous of what?, am happily married to the most beautiful woman in the whole world.





Stop sounding stupid, the fact that I exposed your stupidity some time in the past hurts , I know, but you 've got to move on.

let me advice you, somebody tried to flirt with me in the past on Nairaland, and I ignored her, just as this Siena guy is ignoring you, don't be a low IQ prostitute, common sense would have told you that if people are actually out for dating, they would have been on a dating site, and to be very honest those who seek for date on the Internet are rejects who could not make in real life. You should also know that looking for dates on the Internet is not save, cause things are not always how it seems, so smarten up and stay save, this discussion ends here.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy  The discussion ends where? Not till I have replied your rude and uncouth ill-mannered arse! You can use that tone of writing to your beautiful wife ok? wink

Don't worry about me and my past "glories"  All I am begging you is not to pick on my "sweetheart" Siena.  When he totally ignores me completely, I am sure I can find another. grin  For the records, Siena is my buddy and will ALWAYS remain my buddy.  Anyone that feels like dying about it, can do so hastily.  Siena is not a local country bumpkin like most of y'all.  He is special--too bad you do not know him "personally"!  That is why you are so jealous! Who is looking for a date on Nairaland?  Like I have never seen a pe-nis in my life before, or I am not sick of it? shocked  Okay!  Then it is a 'bush"--"anouhia" Nairaland one, like yours I would aim for? shocked   Sorry, I only do "away dudes" not local champions like you.  You are one sick dude.

Thank God for your beautiful wife oh!  The good news is that she has only one pussy between her legs like mine--probably smells worse than mine on any given morning without the usual cleansing habits! grin  If she had 2 or 3 then I would have been so, so, so jealous.  So no hard feelings brov.  Just learn some manners and stop behaving like a "local country dude" from some bush in Nigeria--attacking Men that are way smarter and better than you! kiss

I cannot stand you because you are so rude and idiotic.  As for the "prostitute" thingy---I am from Nigeria, do females have any other job than prostituting?  Thanks for you guys' patronage.  While your wife remains a local "ashi"--I have gone international. Sorry I choose the international cyberways! cool Proud anyday to be one! kiss

Have a good day!
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:43pm On Nov 17, 2007
Hi sweetie, where've you been? cheesy grin cheesy grin

Thought you'd gone dark on me. wink
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:50pm On Nov 17, 2007
EVERYBODY HAS BEEN TALKING AND TALKING WITHOUT GIVING A SOLUTION, YOU GUYZ ARE RATHER COMPOUNDING THE WHOLE ISSUE. , NOW LET US GET SOMETHING CLEAR, THE OUT HAS BEEN DONE, EITHER FOR SELFISH REASON OR PURELY FOR LOVE. BUT THE TRUTH REMAINS THAT IT'S WRONG.       FOR GOODNESS SAKE THE DEED HAS BEEN DONE, SO STOP ADVISING NOT TO DO IT.    MY SISTER, PLS SEE A MAN OF GOD FOR DELIVERANCE, YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED TO DO THREE DAYS DRY FASTING AND I TELL YOU EVERY OATH WILL BE BROKEN, BY THE POWER IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by almondjoy(f): 9:16pm On Nov 17, 2007
Siena:

Hi sweetie, where've you been? cheesy grin cheesy grin

Thought you'd gone dark on me. wink

Don't mind these jealous bush pigs.  Since you are an aje butter--I gat you back baby.  Let me deal with this monkey!  Always here darling.

Catch you later. Same place, same time. Mizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing you! grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by almondjoy(f): 9:20pm On Nov 17, 2007
@topic

Sorry--I do not know what the heck you are talking about. I do not do fetish topics and I was not raised in a shrine. Having done my duty here. Let the experts in these strange matters take the floor.

Gosh! Blood oath? Arrant nonsense!
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by SugaLips(f): 1:13pm On Nov 18, 2007
I kind of wished the drama continued. . . a little sumptin sumptin now and then don't hurt sometimes.

@almondjoy, you're right. Siena is one of a kind. He didn't start tripping like 9to5(what type of name is that?. . . he probably works 'em 9 to 5 jobs) but remained calm. That's the type of man I need to search for.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by almondjoy(f): 10:50pm On Nov 18, 2007
Suga_Lips:

I kind of wished the drama continued. . . a little sumptin sumptin now and then don't hurt sometimes.

@almondjoy, you're right. Siena is one of a kind. He didn't start tripping like 9to5(what type of name is that?. . . he probably works 'em 9 to 5 jobs) but remained calm. That's the type of man I need to search for.

Instigator! he he he he he he! cheesy

That Siena guy eh? Always calm. These agbero guys here just insult him anyhow and I can't stand it. I take it personal because like anything I have a "soft" spot for, I cannot close my eyes and look the other way. How can one stupid boy living in some Russian concentration camp with his "warder" toro toro wife not let person hear word because he can write some stupid Russian language? I can't stand rude Nigerian guys!

9 to 5 is somewhere in Russian I believe held hostage by one communist woman while his mates are in the "free world" UK and US.

You are searching for wetin? cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Abeg oh! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! lipsrsealed

My dear just remove your eye from there oh. Siena is OFF LIMITS!!!!!I don talk ma own. I not saying you are looking in his direction oh. I am just saying that you will look somewhere else ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! grin Let us not drag the matter and derail this thread.

Thanks for being a loving instigator. wink
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by SugaLips(f): 11:14pm On Nov 18, 2007
almondjoy:

Instigator! he he he he he he! cheesy

That Siena guy eh? Always calm. These agbero guys here just insult him anyhow and I can't stand it. I take it personal because like anything I have a "soft" spot for, I cannot close my eyes and look the other way. How can one stupid boy living in some Russian concentration camp with his "warder" toro toro wife not let person hear word because he can write some stupid Russian language? I can't stand rude Nigerian guys!

9 to 5 is somewhere in Russian I believe held hostage by one communist woman while his mates are in the "free world" UK and US.

You are searching for wetin? cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Abeg oh! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! lipsrsealed

My dear just remove your eye from there oh. Siena is OFF LIMITS!!!!!I don talk ma own. I not saying you are looking in his direction oh. I am just saying that you will look somewhere else ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! grin Let us not drag the matter and derail this thread.

Thanks for being a loving instigator. wink

I really don't understand pidgin English but all I can say about leaving Siena alone is that, life is weird. . . you don't know when the opportunity might throw itself at me. undecided  But trust me, I'm gon' grab it with both hands.  cheesy

@ninetofive writing in Russian ain't so special or out of this world,

Оставьте Siena одн вы шальной дурачок. Got it?
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by almondjoy(f): 1:26am On Nov 19, 2007
Suga_Lips:

I really don't understand pidgin English but all I can say[b] about leaving Siena alone is that, life is weird. [/b] . . you don't know when the opportunity might throw itself at me. undecided But trust me, I'm gon' grab it with both hands. cheesy

@ninetofive witing in Russian ain't so special or out of this world,

Оставьте Siena одн вы шальной дурачок. Got it?

Then I will say it in "good english"--- Goodluck!.  May your dreams come true!  Please if  the opportunity comes--grab it with not only two hands but with your two feet too! cheesy  Please leave that ninetofive alone. Or are you the one he was referring to that was "flirting with him on Nairaland"? cheesy Then you must have very poor taste in ghosts!

Wonders will never end!  You sound very familiar--but rock on baby! wink


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Interesting! grin
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by SugaLips(f): 2:29am On Nov 19, 2007
Hell to da no! Flirt with 9 to 5? I am kind of new here and I'm trying to know my way round so I ain't got the time to flirt with anyone . . .yet. If I'm gon' flirt, I think you and I know the guy who'd be first on the list wink
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by THO: 11:52am On Nov 19, 2007
@Topic

Thank God u have withdrew the oat.
Next time, if he persuade u for oat let him take his own blood and tell him that u are not part of it, so that u will kn how serous he is.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by minsk: 3:05pm On Nov 19, 2007
Sounds like exactly the same thing an Ibo guy did to my ex Russian girlfriend. Why do you guys keep deceiving foreign girls about oat taking? Imaging using the Bible to perpetrate evil. And another poster called it hussling!
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by tinkerbery(f): 6:19pm On Nov 21, 2007
darling, shocked shocked shocked shocked you have not taken to your heels when you heard OATH! LIFE i believe is [color=#990000]all about choices, you make any decision, be ready to take responsibility of what comes out of it. a guy asking me to take an oath for only God knows is asking for , what right word to use the impossible grin, it does not work that way my dear, not any more and not in this era,
the choice is yours but as 4 me, there are good things and better things out there and non of these things are asking for an oath of doom. tell him to go suck an egg if he insists
[/color] nice way of telling him off.

Good things dont finish but the dont come easy, time is all we need
take care dear wink wink
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Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by Leilah(f): 3:15am On Dec 03, 2007
Siena, can you actually write Russian or did you do it through babekfish or something? I would like to know how to do that. Siena you are honest about what you said.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:46pm On Dec 03, 2007
Leilah:

Siena, can you actually write Russian or did you do it through babekfish or something? I would like to know how to do that. Siena you are honest about what you said.

Leilah, I definitely can't write in Russian! I just used Google language tools, but it would appear I managed to upset my good friend NINETOFIVE in the process. smiley
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by Leilah(f): 1:41am On Dec 04, 2007
;d
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by kjott(f): 6:48pm On Apr 19, 2008
Una no hear wetin this babe dey talk? its like she says they have already sworn to an oath.But tanus----(poster) Don't worry, oath or no oath, it won't work for you cos u really didnt know the implications b4 you did.and by the way,nairalanders,i thot they said,jazz,juju,oath no dey work for oyinbo.I sincerely want to think dat its that guy's way of scaring the chick so she wont have to leave him.Abi no be ibo guy?he wuld do anythin to get those papers.
Re: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by tamme: 1:07am On Jul 15, 2009
dont try it

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