Felicity0001:


You too don japa?

But this hands na oyinbo hands na not 9ja hands

Well done

olamilarks:
This is the humanity we've lost as a nation. Hell, people even find it hard give detailed help on an anonymous forum (Compare threads on Reddit with Nairaland) without dishing out insults.

Aren't you risking a driving ticket with the one handed driving? I wonder if most Naija uber drivers can ever outgrow the "one hand on wheel, the other on phone" driving style?

Pearl1910:


U r thinking well. Ur head they there.
Considering his expectations. Na multiple cars fit achieve am not one car.

MzCynthia:


Can females apply too? Is it the mactay building in lekki? Asking for a friend

Felicity0001:


You too don japa?

But this hands na oyinbo hands na not 9ja hands

Well done

Pearl1910:


U mean one hand driving is an offence?

Ghost1994:


I be number one advocate of japa here and I don japa Teh

I don’t know when my hand turned oyinbo hand lol 😂😂

Below is for you

No time to shalaye

pope191:
Pearl and Glithrónix don scatter this place pata pata.

Omo best laugh of the day at eleventh hour. It’s the what he makes after that for me. Just thinking thro what will be left after weekly payment 😂

Ghost1994:
Something strange happened to me today.

On the highway 6, I got a flat tyre and I parked beside the yellow emergency lane.

To my greatest surprise, cops showed up. I was so afraid that omo na wahala be this…. 😔😔 A Lagos hustler will relate to this kind of thing.

Cop:- you speaks English??

Me: yes I do

Cops:- you got extra tyre 🛞 in there?

Me: yes I do officer

Cops:- we will help you fix it you looked tired 😴 have this water.

I wanted to cry 😢 seeing the humanity in them…

They didn’t asked me anything than this and still gave me water to drink.

I remembered how my own brothers were treating me back home, I couldn’t hold my tears back.

You’ll see your brothers in need and that’s when our officials will devour on you and milk you dry.

Please try and japa don’t let anybody discourage you with everything is expensive… yes is not easy but farrrrrrr better than naija.

Note: japa with right documents and if you do, make sure you abstain from drugs and illegal deals.

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

Glithronix:

Baba, my hands no dey oooh.

Much respect, boss.

northbird:



Generally, cops in Abuja are good. They even pay fares when they board buses, it was a cultural shock for me when I was new in Abuja.

kewelljoseph:
Ok , just came across this thread. Pls I need honest opinions o…abt to give my 2010 Corolla to a friend for Uber / bolt earnings. But I still dey get double mind. My target is 80k - 100k per week frm him. Whatever he makes on top is for him. Pls I need those people who are still in the business to advise me if it’s a good thing. Don’t worry abt trust I knw am reach house and he’s someone that maintains car very well, my concern is the profit turn out. Left to me I won sell the car put money for business but I need another source of income aside my main business. All your advice is welcomed.

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

vivalavida:

Sometime last year when I bought my car and didn't know how to even use the Google app, na that time I know say there is a difference between being driven in lagos and you actually doing the driving. I was on that expressway heading to gbagadà and didn't know how to find my way to oshodi then. I no even know wetin the map dey talk. I say a police patrol van. I drove to them and told the officer, oga I am lost. I don't know my way. Man asked me to calm down and asked me where I wanted to be. Told him I needed to get back to oshodi. He explained it vividly to me. Infact three other police guys came around to join him in explaining how I needed to drive. And I followed their description and got back to oshodi. Na for that highway I even stop ask them this question and they saw say true true this man no know where him dey go. A lot of bad eggs abound sha. Such would have arrested me there sef for illegal parking because I was not supposed to if u follow the lagos state traffic law.

Ghost1994:


I never disputed the fact that we have good cops… but their is a law here and orders. Why will I be in need of help and emergencies and all the police/officials back home could do was to extort me.

Do you know indirectly we’re paying for these peoples salary by renewing our road permit licenses and all.

Road safety is doing the same job police is doing.

VIO same, Lastma, LNSC as join them too so many agencies including task force. Bro many things is totally wrong with my country. You wouldn’t know this until you leave.

Felicity0001:

Ordinary direct from Gbagada a straight road to Oshodi wey police give you na him.din make them good people... Nawaoo

Dey play!
No go ask traffic police for direct ooh

OYO

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

vivalavida:


I said some of them still have their humanity in them while many of them are terrible. I was heading to gbagada and didnt know how to find my way back to oshodi then.
My subsequent experience with some of them have been terrible. They once abducted me at ilupeju that I did illegal parking and I must transfer 75k to them immediately and then pay another 75k at their office that they are taskforce on a saturday. When I called my younger bro who is a flight lieutenant with nigerin airforce at the ikeja airforce base, these guys kept driving round lagos that day that I must transfer money to them because they knew my brother and some officers were on the way to rescue me based on that call and I was sharing live locations with My brother. At the end they dumped me at Anthony and collected the 5k I had in my wallet and pointed a gun at me to drive off. Since that incident August last year, I have a big airforce sticker emblazoned on my windshield and that one they hand on the rear mirror and with that I dey pass anywhere including one way if I can't help it and latsma go carry eyes look away.

darmilolah:
Greetings to everyone from this side

pope191:


All these ones doesn’t even pain me. At least we know them for who they are. Ordinary Nigerian will help push car off the road and wait behind. Before you know, they will get stone, ask if you want water, by the time they name their bill. I don’t want to say humanity is far from us, but it just have to do with poverty sha. We have a poor mindset and reasoning. Every situation is a chance to take advantage of one another.

Felicity0001:


What do we then call this? Kwaraption or corruption or abiding or instigating corruption?

Las las 9ka remains d best place to live

BAZ001:


Mr chairman two hands up.
Most of the people here now are Gen Z and one small pikin posting chicken republic food & olosho upandan, and agbado president tout always supporting wickedness.

This na my main mentor for ehailing, he guided some of us through ehailing without creating closed telegram group.
Always ready to assist online and offline

Much respect boss

BAZ001:


Mr chairman two hands up.
Most of the people here now are Gen Z and one small pikin posting chicken republic food & olosho upandan, and agbado president tout always supporting wickedness.

This na my main mentor for ehailing, he guided some of us through ehailing without creating closed telegram group.
Always ready to assist online and offline

Much respect boss

Gentlelife50:

Police Guys don help me one time like that, i can't exactly remember what happened to my car that day.
I begged a couple of drivers to assist me, the ones tat agreed was telling me between 5 & 6k to help me tow the car home.
I was determined to sleep inside the car to avoid stories that touch, this is happening just before the second toll gate.
Around 1am i saw torchlight i quickly got out, the policemen asked me i explained everything.
They asked if i have towing rope, that was how they towed me to somewhere safe at that new lounge before total.
They refused to collect anything, execpt action bitters.
It was at that point i realized how risky was i did was, it dawned on me at that point.

Ghost1994:



Below image is blur but I managed to snapped it while I was driving to have my food… they have sign 🪧 post showing where camera 🎥 dey.

Picture two is my lemon 🍋 juice 🥤

Felicity0001:
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Talk that tin again and I ask them to depot you back to the shitholes