rutibaby:
What if God said u are NOT leaving this world now?
What if He heals u?
What if u die now, where will u spend eternity?
How prepared are u?

FATHER! LET UR HEALING POWER COME UPON THIS PERSON. IJN. BELIEVE IT AND IT SHALL BE WELL. YOU WILL BOUNCE BACK TO HEALTH SOON. AMEN.

Too many what ifs, and the chicken never crossed the road. Wish not darkness upon this soul, for as many as follow Lucifer follow the light. Take your foul healing away from here. Be gone, you spawn of Yahweh.

texanomaly:


Glad to hear it if it means you are well.

He will soon attack your gladness as usual.

honourhim:


He will soon attack your gladness as usual.

No need. Nothing can cure the selfishness of a true xtian.

AlfaSeltzer:


No need. Nothing can cure the selfishness of a true xtian.

I love you too Hun.

AlfaSeltzer:


No need. Nothing can cure the selfishness of a true xtian.

She is a christian yet showing you love and concern. What happened to the incurable selfishness you just mentioned?

texanomaly:


I love you too Hun.

Here we go again: me, myself and I.

AlfaSeltzer:


Here we go again: me, myself and I.

rationalmind:


Lol, there are folks like myself who don't cook.

We spend an average of 1000 naira on feeding everyday. That's 30,000 naira at the end of the month.

So how is 19800 fat salary?

And I teach them atheism. Any problem?

Yea,, it is against Nigeria constitution!

What's the latest? Is he dead yet? I hope this is not the same case as djdola that TEHN is trying to save! Alfa, are you still kicking?

Meanwhile, I came to the religion section to look for obediah777 and his blind disciples: Sukkot, mrpresident1, mrpresident, melyn and the others. They prophesied mid this year that the world will end by this november. The hurricane swept the thread away but I timed it till now, the world has not yet ended. Where is sukkot? He seemed to be the new obediah777

MaziOmenuko:
What's the latest? Is he dead yet? I hope this is not the same case as djdola that TEHN is trying to save! Alfa, are you still kicking?

Meanwhile, I came to the religion section to look for obediah777 and his blind disciples: Sukkot, mrpresident1, mrpresident, melyn and the others. They prophesied mid this year that the world will end by this november. The hurricane swept the thread away but I timed it till now, the world has not yet ended. Where is sukkot? He seemed to be the new obediah777

MaziOmenuko i hail ooooooooo. we are still in november. hold tight bros. and this is obadiah777. this my new name

sukkot:
MaziOmenuko i hail ooooooooo. we are still in november. hold tight bros. and this is obadiah777. this my new name

Hello Hun. How are you?

Alfa?

How are you feeling today?

texanomaly:


Hello Hun. How are you?

hey hey stranger. what it doos. am cool thanks for enquiring. trust all is well with ya sweerie ? lol

sukkot:
hey hey stranger. what it doos. am cool thanks for enquiring. trust all is well with ya sweerie ? lol

I am doing good. I came to check on Alfa.

sukkot:
MaziOmenuko i hail ooooooooo. we are still in november. hold tight bros. and this is obadiah777. this my new name

You don't need to tell me that; I thought as much once I saw your write up. I came to this section today purposely for you. When you started that thread about the world ending within some weeks, I marked the date and waited patiently.
I just saw the other thread you started and its good to know you maintained your stance; irrespective of the 6 days window you introduced. Out of my own magnanimity, I will give you the entire November before calling you out.

Your lies will surely end this november no doubt; so I'll be waiting.

Note: you will have to apologize to everyone and accept the fact that your own brand of christianity is inspired by weed when nothing happens.

texanomaly:
Alfa?

How are you feeling today?

Great. The end is near.

texanomaly:


I am doing good. I came to check on Alfa.

Alfa ? yeah that brah in his own lil hell right now. what he need to do is to beg the LORD for mercy. maybe, just maybe some favor will be shown his way

AlfaSeltzer:


Great. The end is near.

what end ? lol. you got cancer ? you do know there are alternative ways to cure cancer right ?

sukkot:
what end ? lol. you got cancer ? you do know there are alternative ways to cure cancer right ?

my affliction is worse than cancer. There's no cure. Only death.

There's blood in my sperm. My mistress has stopped answering my calls.

MaziOmenuko:


You don't need to tell me that; I thought as much once I saw your write up. I came to this section today purposely for you. When you started that thread about the world ending within some weeks, I marked the date and waited patiently.
I just saw the other thread you started and its good to know you maintained your stance; irrespective of the 6 days window you introduced. Out of my own magnanimity, I will give you the entire November before calling you out.

Your lies will surely end this november no doubt; so I'll be waiting.

Note: you will have to apologize to everyone and accept the fact that your own brand of christianity is inspired by weed when nothing happens.

Don't tell me u take those doom's day apostles serious?

AlfaSeltzer:
There's blood in my sperm. My mistress has stopped answering my calls.

I hope you have some sort of support system...family, friends.

If you know the power in spoken words, you won't be spewing this crap. Anyway, God will help you get to hell quicker than you thought. RIP in advance.

texanomaly:


I hope you have some sort of support system...family, friends.

All xtians, even the wife. Don't need such negativity around me at this moment.

Tomytomy3:
If you know the power in spoken words, you won't be spewing this crap. Anyway, God will help you get to hell quicker than you thought. RIP in advance.

I'm sure he knows the way. Afterall, he constructed it. Didn't he?

AlfaSeltzer:


All xtians, even the wife. Don't need such negativity around me at this moment.

I wish there was something I could do to help.

texanomaly:

I wish there was something I could do to help.

Let's meet. I will be in Canada, Montreal next week/weekend 27th till Sunday 30th. Can you make it up there? Transport and hotel accommodation will be taken care of.

AlfaSeltzer:


Let's meet. I will be in Canada, Montreal next week/weekend 27th till Sunday 30th. Can you make it up there? Transport and hotel accommodation will be taken care of.

That is Thanksgiving weekend. I already have plans. All my brothers and their families will be here. Sorry Alfa.

texanomaly:


That is Thanksgiving weekend. I already have plans. All my brothers and their families will be here. Sorry Alfa.

I wish there was something you could do to help.

AlfaSeltzer:


I wish there was something you could do to help.

Really sorry.

If we do have an opportunity to meet though, I will take care of my own transportation and hotel.

texanomaly:


Really sorry.

If we do have an opportunity to meet though, I will take care of my own transportation and hotel.

Feminist. A man is dying to take care of you and can't even show appreciation.

You will not die.