AbuMikey:


You all shall do what? Sonoflucifer?

Who are you?

sonOfLucifer:

Who are you?

Well, I'm not of Your Kind.

Now, You all Shall do what?

AlfaSeltzer:


Thanks, but to where?
Please reassure me that I'm going to Hell.

no. You're going to heaven.

AbuMikey:

Well, I'm not of Your Kind.

Now, You all Shall do what?

We are all of the same kind. Some choose to live in denial blocking their pathway to wisdom. We shall all embrace death. It is the one proof that you lived.

AlfaSeltzer:


Doctor's heal ailments. Satan gives wisdom.

You've just proven to me that you don't know jack about your master, Satan.

sonOfLucifer:

We are all of the same kind. Some choose to live in denial blocking their pathway to wisdom. We shall all embrace death. It is the one proof that you lived.

Well then bruh.
Happy 'living in Denial'

4C2215131:


You've just proven to me that you don't know jack about your master, Satan.

......at this Juncture, the Movie ''Constantine'' Comes to Mind.

Nobleval:
no. You're going to heaven.

Impossible.

Damn. I want to console you somehow, but I'm sure you made peace with your situation long ago.

Anyway, enjoy this one for the road.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GygEAcFFMVs

AbuMikey:

......at this Juncture, the Movie ''Constantine'' Comes to Mind.

Doubt if he's seen the movie. How Lucifer 'took' Constantine's lung cancer just so he could live and prove him (Lucifer) right-that Constantine deserved a special place in hell. Nice movie.

Alfa?

AlfaSeltzer:


Thanks, but to where?
Please reassure me that I'm going to Hell.

Sorry to burst your bubble AlfaSeltzer, you ain't going to hell cos hell ain't no place but a set of conditions (Psalm 9:17). As a Negro, you are currently in hell, and satan is your master in this hell.

If it is true that you are about to die, then you are just going to rest.

Given your antecedents here, it is safe to say that will reincarnate into the kingdom of God as a very lowly one, one of the lowliest people in the kingdom of God. See Negros are the Israelites of the Bible and the good book says all Israel will be saved.

MrPresident1:


Sorry to burst your bubble AlfaSeltzer, you ain't going to hell cos hell ain't no place but a set of conditions (Psalm 9:17). As a Negro, you are currently in hell, and satan is your master in this hell.

If it is true that you are about to die, then you are just going to rest.

Given your antecedents here, it is safe to say that will reincarnate into the kingdom of God as a very lowly one, one of the lowliest people in the kingdom of God. See Negros are the Israelites of the Bible and the good book says all Israel will be saved.

Let me just do like I didn't see this post!

4C2215131:


Doubt if he's seen the movie. How Lucifer 'took' Constantine's lung cancer just so he could live and prove him (Lucifer) right-that Constantine deserved a special place in hell. Nice movie.

I tell Ya.

MrPresident1:


Sorry to burst your bubble AlfaSeltzer, you ain't going to hell cos hell ain't no place but a set of conditions (Psalm 9:17). As a Negro, you are currently in hell, and satan is your master in this hell.

If it is true that you are about to die, then you are just going to rest.

Given your antecedents here, it is safe to say that will reincarnate into the kingdom of God as a very lowly one, one of the lowliest people in the kingdom of God. See Negros are the Israelites of the Bible and the good book says all Israel will be saved.

MrPresident, Teacher, Teacher, don't teach Me nonesense

But then again, enlighten Me more on this Your quoted Post.

Ajibam
FrancisTony
Wah Ya Say on MrPresido's Post?

AbuMikey:


MrPresident, Teacher, Teacher, don't teach Me nonesense

But then again, enlighten Me more on this Your quoted Post.

Ajibam
FrancisTony
Wah Ya Say on MrPresido's Post?

All I can say is that I see traces of weed!!

MrPresident1

Please, I beg, please hook me up with your weed guy. That must be some skunkass chronic!

Ajibam:

Be sensible for once

I'm suprised you believe the OP. Seems you don't know his track record.

*crying uncontrollably* ...alfaseltzer! alfaseltzer...ah! ah ah. I will miss you o. But am comforted knowing that the true rest of oblivion awaits you!

Ajibam:

All I can say is that I see traces of weed!!

.........and Abu Mikey falls from his Bed Laughing

You may be correct You know

texanomaly:
Alfa?

yes dear?

MrPresident1:


Sorry to burst your bubble AlfaSeltzer, you ain't going to hell cos hell ain't no place but a set of conditions (Psalm 9:17). As a Negro, you are currently in hell, and satan is your master in this hell.

If it is true that you are about to die, then you are just going to rest.

Given your antecedents here, it is safe to say that will reincarnate into the kingdom of God as a very lowly one, one of the lowliest people in the kingdom of God. See Negros are the Israelites of the Bible and the good book says all Israel will be saved.

I'm already in hell? I thought I was in the valley of dry bones.
I'm sure God would not want me in his kingdom even as a slave 'cos I'll abuse and insult him for eternity and he couldn't do anything about it.

AlfaSeltzer:


yes dear?

I wish you would answer my PM.

Ajibam:
Let me get something clear to you.. Doctor said it, but not God. He can help you if you want it.. Am not gonna force you or ask you for the second time,
So, do you really want to die and get a surprise package cause you fail to acknowledge christ but to insult and blaspheme him,. But, you can still get to heaven, God is so merciful, so, are you willing to allow God intervene and deliver you?

Funny.
Does god save anyone from death.
All that live must die.
Go to heaven to do what?
And who are you to prejudge him as to whether he goes to heaven or hell?

Why would he go to hell, because he doesn't believe in skydaddy?
C'mon , be serious.

There is nothing too big for God to handle. Be devoted to Him, and completely trust in Him..cos with faith in God, you can move all mountains(even diseases)...BTW, I have also experienced His healings

AbuMikey:


MrPresident, Teacher, Teacher, don't teach Me nonesense

But then again, enlighten Me more on this Your quoted Post.

Ajibam
FrancisTony
Wah Ya Say on MrPresido's Post?

Incomprehensible!

You all preach about heaven and hell but still you are scared to die, what a pity. Christians should know what they are doing because you are cowards. God as made them superiors over fear and death but still they are scared to die.. We lucifer followers are never scared to die and that makes us different.. Alfa I don't know you but may the angels be your guide!

Valued:
There is nothing too big for God to handle. Be devoted to Him, and completely trust in Him..cos with faith in God, you can move all mountains(even diseases)...BTW, I have also experienced His healings

Really? Pls tell us abt ur healing.

plaetton:


Funny.
Does god save anyone from death.
All that live must die.
Go to heaven to do what?
And who are you to prejudge him as to whether he goes to heaven or hell?

Why would he go to hell, because he doesn't believe in skydaddy?
C'mon , be serious.

Okay,, I'll be serious

WTF

AlfaSeltzer:
Doctors have confirmed it: my days are numbered. My sickness is incurable.

Suprisingly, I am not even afraid of death. I am just worried that the atheists might be right and I may not get to be with Satan afterall. How I long to meet him.

I hope xtians are right and I'm going straight to hell.

Sonoflucufer

Madman

AlfaSeltzer:

My worry is to no longer exist like the atheists said. Scary.

hmmmmmmmm...scary indeed