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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 12:41pm On Nov 26, 2014
Wouldn't know as I've never been in an interview. I skipped that part.
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Matttthew(m): 12:41pm On Nov 26, 2014
lipsrsealed
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nursy(f): 12:41pm On Nov 26, 2014
Mr. Observer na wetin u go do there be that?

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Qsscruz(m): 12:41pm On Nov 26, 2014
You failed to mention the observers..
They are the people that come up with this type of post..

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Sattors(m): 12:41pm On Nov 26, 2014
That office be like SOL office for lekki.

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Reberry(f): 12:41pm On Nov 26, 2014
Ok
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 12:42pm On Nov 26, 2014
You just pointed out the different personalities. Usually I'm the mute one. Everybody talks around me and I wonder how they are able to do that, esp in such a tense environment. weird to me

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by henryvirus(m): 12:42pm On Nov 26, 2014
6. The one who presses phone intermitently.....to ease tension perhaps.

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by mrlabari(m): 12:43pm On Nov 26, 2014
tank God a make FP
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by greglee(m): 12:44pm On Nov 26, 2014
[color=#770077][/color]Wishing u the best of luck. :DWishing u the best of luck.
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by azpekuliar: 12:44pm On Nov 26, 2014
Oh! Well good luck to the "enigma".
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by walexzee11(m): 12:48pm On Nov 26, 2014
Ko funny... but mon rerin!

Mr Op!... All these gossip during interview wey u dey do... I don't think the goddess of Gossip gan @LindaIkeji can do that while awaiting to b interviewed.

Anyways! I pray u get the job.... and I pray no b Gossip go send u out.

BEST OF LUCK!!

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 12:51pm On Nov 26, 2014
Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything cheesy. When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt grin , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..

Wish you the best hope you get the job. Cheers
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by killercute16(m): 12:52pm On Nov 26, 2014
Emilliw3m:
7/10

Nice one











I wish u GOODLUCK bro.

Ma 10% sure pass


#jahbless
azpekuliar:
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greglee:
[color=#770077][/color]Wishing u the best of luck. :DWishing u the best of luck.
mrlabari:
tank God a make FP
Reberry:
Ok
Disneyboy:
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aminho:
M
hakeem4:
Lol
Caught in the Act.
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by popson1st: 12:52pm On Nov 26, 2014
The gate crasher..
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by NobleAky(m): 12:59pm On Nov 26, 2014
Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything cheesy. When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt grin , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..
...thank God I'm in France where all these are junks.

Fellow French, did you notice harmatan in your area?
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by skyfall: 1:00pm On Nov 26, 2014
Funny. All the best!
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Vicotex(m): 1:05pm On Nov 26, 2014
Op, those guys for that your pix dey sleep or watin?
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by yadnus1(m): 1:06pm On Nov 26, 2014
U are in the waiting room and stil have time to type all these?is that how adicted u are to NL?aren't u supposed to be apprehensive about what is awaiting u behind that brown door ,fidgeting & sweating profusedly while farting silently occasionaly.Job interviews is now like visiting the Father Christmas Grotto awaiting ur turn to sit on the Santa's lap.Wish u the name of Mr President.

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by melotreaah(m): 1:06pm On Nov 26, 2014
Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything cheesy. When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt grin , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..
For you to be saying this, that means u go don waka gaaan!!!!...........................#teamLongLeg

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Tunagee(m): 1:07pm On Nov 26, 2014
Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything cheesy. When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt grin , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..

I hope you are successful sha because u took ur time to post nonsense. Is this ur own way of killing the presumed anxiety you are going through?

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Emilliw3m(m): 1:08pm On Nov 26, 2014
killercute16:
Caught in the Act.

Re u high ??

Stop it if na play
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 1:10pm On Nov 26, 2014
aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka
Boss i hail oo

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by debosola(f): 1:15pm On Nov 26, 2014
Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything cheesy. When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt grin , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..


Have a nice day..

Is that S.O.L at Lekki?

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by TDonald: 1:26pm On Nov 26, 2014
aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka
story for the gods

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by femi4: 1:28pm On Nov 26, 2014
Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything cheesy. When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt grin , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..
When the job clicked, remember to drop your 10% at my feet

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Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 1:30pm On Nov 26, 2014
Vicotex:
Op, those guys for that your pix dey sleep or watin?
lol,funny
Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by daveP(m): 1:35pm On Nov 26, 2014
Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything cheesy. When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt grin , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..


6) The Heavy-Headed types: these ones eventually obey a law of mechanism. For some reasons best left to them, their pivotal neck suddenly feels so weak to lift the head on it. And because 'output' is not equal to 'input', the head shakes and tilts grin this way and that regulary till it takes a back fall which re-awakens the sleepster.


Mind you, the Over Sabi group would analyze his/her heavy head by then. Its a sort of amusement to them grin

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