| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by iyisco2001(m): 1:36pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Sattors:
That office be like SOL office for lekki. Jisos  u copied me  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nosyke(m): 1:36pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
MadCow1:
Who lives in France?! 
This is Sweden Shocki that I am dancing o!
We spell our own with a 'C'.. Oh I see, good to know. I just knew that wasnt the Nigerian Shoki......... , I hope there is harmattan in Sweden? |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by amichaelz101(m): 1:41pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Copy and paste things if not.. U said in yur nomba 4, someone still raise his/her hand?? Shey the person transgendered ni? Wey u no sure wch sex him be. I bow tu yu oo 1 Like |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Godsknight(m): 1:43pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka u graduated from which school? My brother, u are not a good ambassador of your school... u no dey represent at all! |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by productad: 1:44pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
ammer4life
if you dont know how to use the quote button, pls leave it for others. Else, i'll av to interview u myself :-/ |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by fpeter(f): 1:47pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still [b]rose [/b]his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing. Normally i would let this slide but because you're an applicant i won't! Take note ONLY JESUS and Lazarus "ROSE"....so you may stick to "RAISED" his hands........ Note again that anytime you have more than one ideas,items,etc it becomes "THESE" not "THIS".....know your tenses and you'll do yourself much good.  3 Likes |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by ffrreeee(f): 1:49pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
danaiks:
Nice...the job is yours already bro!!
The Lord is your strength Amen |
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| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by adeom141(m): 1:55pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka broda please what is your company's name and can I get a job as a fellow nairalander there? 2 Likes |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by productad: 1:56pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Benjom:
Just relax... enjoy your time and experience there.
For one paragraph appraisal of your CV and an unbeatable sample to compare to yours:
exceptionalcvbox@gmail.com
For a limited Nairalanders only. bros, at least domain name is N500, get one na haba. You wan customize cv for people, u sef customize ur email first. E go come make sense. Just saying... e.g hired@customcvbox.com 4 Likes |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 2:05pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
The noisy ones are usually the well prepared ones. It's just like what happens in schools. I fall into the category of the noisy ones really. The people I chat with most are the quiet ones. I usually will like to know why they're so quiet. I like to 'size up' other applicants whenever I go for an interview. Within a few minutes of initiating the 'how are yous', I already know who the real threat is. |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by productad: 2:09pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka hmmmmmmmmm dis guy can LIE!!! Blaaaaaaady liar. 5 Likes |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by bigtt76(f): 2:09pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
What is SOL? Sattors:
That office be like SOL office for lekki. |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 2:11pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
The mute ones (like me) don't want to spoil the prayers and fasting we have done previously,by talking rubbish and looking unserious |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by MadCow1: 2:15pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Nosyke:
Oh I see, good to know. I just knew that wasnt the Nigerian Shoki......... , I hope there is harmattan in Sweden? No o!!
Sun is still shinning here. We just even celebrated our New Yam festival sef. 1 Like |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nosyke(m): 2:18pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
MadCow1:
No o!!
Sun is still shinning here. We just even celebrated our New Yam festival sef. Are you serious? I guess it was preceded by a masquerade parade? Chaii, Sweden haff suffa? |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 2:41pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I have not been to an interview where many people were waiting, so I didn't notice that. Most of the interviews I have attended, it's either only me scheduled for that time (others would have come earlier or later) or max 3 of us waiting at the same time.
But typically, I don't like putting myself under pressure just before interview. So while waiting, I alternate between browsing NL from my phone, reading newspaper or quiet, intermittent chat with anyone around (receptionist, co-interviewee if any). 1 Like |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Ejaisky: 2:42pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question
These ones usually get the job. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Onyiibazz: 2:42pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka Hahaahhaahaahahahaha, this story actually got me laughing hard. But Nsukka guys dont behave that way na, not to talk of someone who graduated top of his class!!! 1 Like |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by PStacks(m): 2:44pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..
1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.
2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.
3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.
4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.
5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.
So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..
Wish me luck oo..
Have a nice day.. Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..
1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.
2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.
3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.
4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.
5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.
So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..
Wish me luck oo..
Have a nice day.. I bet u're not yet ready for this job.. You should'a applied when nairaland advertised for paid Mod's job.. It seems u're more a niaraland addict that at the venue of ur interview na nairaland u dey think, posting about kind'a people at ur venue, Don't worry, by the time u attend plenty more interviews, ur head go correct. Why can't u be going thru the company's mission and Vision statements and see how you intend to key into their mission and get possible things to talk about with whomever would interview u.. What matters most to you are the kind of people that are there, I pray these people don't get choosen ahead of u for the real job placement. Mr People Observer. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by championeh(m): 2:48pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Shey you still dey search, i no think you get any job still? Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..
1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.
2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.
3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.
4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.
5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.
So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..
Wish me luck oo..
Have a nice day.. |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nosyke(m): 2:48pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
PStacks:
I bet u're not yet ready for this job..
You should'a applied when nairaland advertised for paid Mod's job.. It seems u're more a niaraland addict that at the venue of ur interview na nairaland u dey think, posting about kind'a people at ur venue,
Don't worry, by the time u attend plenty more interviews, ur head go correct.
Why can't u be going thru the company's mission and Vision statements and see how you intend to key into their mission and get possible things to talk about with whomever would interview u..
What matters most to you are the kind of people that are there, I pray these people don't get choosen ahead of u for the real job placement.
Mr People Observer. Easy mate, we all cant be serious always. People have different ways of diffusing tension, maybe for the OP, this was it....... 2 Likes |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Tobetoe(m): 2:56pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Ok.. Now following |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 3:16pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
You have just classified yourself. I wish u the best noice maker. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by blank(f): 3:18pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka His CV must be filled with fake information. He was looking for an avenue to scam. 2 Likes |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by blank(f): 3:20pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
As for me, i am the noise maker. I am usually quiet but i don't know why i get to an interview place and i have the overwhelming need to talk and make noise. |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by hrhjnr(m): 3:32pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka |
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| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by fireforfire: 3:38pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
yadnus1:
U are in the waiting room and stil have time to type all these?is that how adicted u are to NL?aren't u supposed to be apprehensive about what is awaiting u behind that brown door ,fidgeting & sweating profusedly while farting silently occasionaly.Job interviews is now like visiting the Father Christmas Grotto awaiting ur turn to sit on the Santa's lap.Wish u the name of Mr President. hahahahahaha Guy u funny die!! so make tension kee d guy because e wan do interview  |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nobody: 3:47pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..
1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.
2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.
3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.
4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.
5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.
So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..
Wish me luck oo..
Have a nice day.. Add this as No 6. The type that will be doing aproko on nairaland. |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by kr0ne(m): 3:54pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
[s] aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka [/s] L I N U S 2 Likes |
| Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by blakky97(m): 3:57pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka #Anglais la na wa! |
