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Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by solid3(m): 10:30am On Dec 06, 2014
All I have to say is . . .

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Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by okiezman(m): 10:34am On Dec 06, 2014
Sauce or undecided
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Hazardd(m): 10:41am On Dec 06, 2014
Many girls here are pretending as mummy

they are the one bring their church's chair under the influence of anointing

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Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by widowhusband: 10:59am On Dec 06, 2014
@op add
6. headgirl- she is usually pretty, wears and has the latest ,parents rich or richest in that church .she sits in the middle sorrounded by her friends ,chattering away and giggling. Those in front of them look back sternly giving them more to giggle about, during preaching she and her team go out to meet the guys.
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by ChurchillStorm: 12:47pm On Dec 06, 2014
chibwike:
So you actually unfollowed me coz of that...smh.

Brooooooooooooo..... You are part of the problems we have in Nigeria. If you pretended like you didn't even notice she unfollowed you, believe me, e go pain am. Why your type dey like disgrace guys? why?

P.S: I know why she unfollowed you.

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Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by itsBBO: 1:30pm On Dec 06, 2014
lol.... Dnt actually knw wat category i belong to. I'm a chorister..... But nufin lyk d one u described.... *Ina world of my own* smileylol.... Dnt actually knw wat category i belong to. I'm a chorister..... But nufin lyk d one u described.... *Ina world of my own*
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by chibwike(m): 3:34pm On Dec 06, 2014
ChurchillStorm:


Brooooooooooooo..... You are part of the problems we have in Nigeria. If you pretended like you didn't even notice she unfollowed you, believe me, e go pain am. Why your type dey like disgrace guys? why?

P.S: I know why she unfollowed you.
why?
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by ChurchillStorm: 4:07pm On Dec 06, 2014
chibwike:
why?

Yes, why?
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by chibwike(m): 4:21pm On Dec 06, 2014
ChurchillStorm:


Yes, why?
you said u knw why she unfollowed me...mind telling?
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by BreezyRita(f): 5:38pm On Dec 06, 2014
op! So you actually included Miss NL?? Chai!!! You get mind

#Charitycomment
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by thiefnubu(m): 6:33pm On Dec 06, 2014
BreezyRita:
op! So you actually included Miss NL?? Chai!!! You get mind

#Charitycomment

The girl fine na.... That I am not a woman wrapper doesn't mean I don't appreciate fine girls, when I see one..... I didn't mention any worwor girl except Onila lipsrsealed

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Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Nobody: 9:52pm On Dec 06, 2014
Hahaha so right. grin
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by ChurchillStorm: 10:57pm On Dec 06, 2014
chibwike:
you said u knw why she unfollowed me...mind telling?

She muttered something about your meaningless comments disturbing her so she had to unfollow. Why couldn't you be a man about it and not bat an eye? smh
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by BobNeli(m): 11:00pm On Dec 06, 2014
Jennimma:
Okay,i'm number 4...but my mum isnt "stern faced" na lipsrsealed
Thanks for the info. And pls, which church do u worship in? Are new commers welcome?
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by BobNeli(m): 11:05pm On Dec 06, 2014
donvidar:
this op sha..... how do u manage to listen to the sermon when you are busy taking note of all these 'sisters'
He is just one of the male versions. But we are talking about the female now. His own case may be worse off though. Thank God I have never moticed any of these things b4. I am hearing it for the first time.
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by 1one: 11:22pm On Dec 06, 2014
This OP is hilarious!!!

Thing is, when I was reading number 3, before I got to the end, I guessed the name of the person he was going to mention.. and scrolling down further to see - I was correct gringringrin
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Exjoker(m): 11:26pm On Dec 06, 2014
Grab seat and siddon the look...
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Emodeee: 1:18am On Dec 07, 2014
mayapop:
I'm actually number 4.
"mummy's girl" cheesy we come to church together, i don't leave her sight,
she got her eyes on me embarassed

mummy's gal...na u go bad pass. i'm sure u r nt a virgin.
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Nobody: 1:48am On Dec 07, 2014
Emodeee:


mummy's gal...na u go bad pass. i'm sure u r nt a virgin.
vete a la mierda undecided

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Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by thiefnubu(m): 4:12am On Dec 07, 2014
BobNeli:
He is just one of the male versions. But we are talking about the female now. His own case may be worse off though. Thank God I have never moticed any of these things b4. I am hearing it for the first time.
and I suppose you are neither one of the male versions nor any one of the female versions[b]



Bros, are you a hermaphrodite?undecided
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Emodeee: 2:56pm On Dec 07, 2014
mayapop:
vete a la mierda undecided

wetin u mean?
vete a la mierda to u too
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Nobody: 5:36pm On Dec 07, 2014
True talk.let a pretty gal show me some luv 2day by sending me a text....08101722054
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by saxwizard(m): 6:32pm On Dec 14, 2014
noted
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Dagah2: 6:34pm On Dec 14, 2014
The rate at which fp is being made today.........
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disturbed
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Dagah2: 6:35pm On Dec 14, 2014
ebenezer4o2:
True talk.let a pretty gal show me some luv 2day by sending me a text....08101722054
you are a goner ......
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Rhozabeth(m): 6:36pm On Dec 14, 2014
Are there no more intelligent topics to discuss on this forum?
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Missmossy(f): 6:36pm On Dec 14, 2014
Hahaha funny list grin

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Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by agboty(m): 6:39pm On Dec 14, 2014
sarutobie:
The ones who fall under number 3 are the most annoying! just shut up and let us concentrate on the sermon for pete's sake..dem go just dey do notice me with their "ride on pastor" ride to where exactly "yes pastor!" yes to wetin
hell
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by SlimHighBeeKay: 6:41pm On Dec 14, 2014
SPACE BOOKED
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by Sergioaguero: 6:41pm On Dec 14, 2014
True. grin
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by eminex(m): 6:46pm On Dec 14, 2014
hmmmm. issorait
Re: Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church by akpumping7720(m): 6:49pm On Dec 14, 2014
99.9% true....

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