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Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Misogynist2014(m): 9:16am On Dec 16, 2014
NATO Never After Total Order sad
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by edo3(m): 9:19am On Dec 16, 2014
Still thinkin..
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Nobody: 9:20am On Dec 16, 2014
NAIRA : Never Allow Igbos Rule Again........by Awo

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Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Tattooboy: 9:22am On Dec 16, 2014
that PDP own rhyme die
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by holatin(m): 9:24am On Dec 16, 2014
slikcipher:


Dude seriously, when will you have sense? we know u are lazy and jobless, but at least try and gather small sense.
Maybe you can answer dat question yourself.

When will you start putting your brain online when quoting people.

Do you Ve to take dis serious as if your pocket money depends on it.


Me jobless, then you are suffering from Anapkelvic of the recessive domain lock in the brain.



Note: Am browsing from my office.



Ve u eaten today ??
post of an hungry idiat
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Tattooboy: 9:25am On Dec 16, 2014
holatin:
PEJ - political English journalist
GEJ- greediness embattled Jonathan
TAN- terrorist association of Nigeria
GMB- good management board
#teamGMB
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by koolg: 9:29am On Dec 16, 2014
E make sense
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by ndnuray(m): 9:30am On Dec 16, 2014
Na Jonathan own I gbadun pass...because I dislike the fellow.
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by microdove2k1(m): 9:32am On Dec 16, 2014
grin Can't stop laughing
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by holatin(m): 9:33am On Dec 16, 2014
Tattooboy:
#teamGMB
you get mouth
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by celeron40(m): 9:37am On Dec 16, 2014
NYSC- National Year of Sex and Comfort.
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by phayvoursky(m): 9:38am On Dec 16, 2014
4bobo:
na wa o, this new mod seun employed doesnt even know what to put on front page. All through last week, 80 percent na nonsense. This week don start again. Thats why those pages no day pass 1 page after 3 days. siooor

THIS IS THE TYPE OF INFORMATION NEEDED ON FP. ONE OF US LOST HER CAR TO ARMED ROBBERY OPERATION ALMOST 3 DAYS NOW, INSTEAD OF HELPING HER MOVE THIS TO FRONT PAGE, YOU ARE BUSY SHARING TONTO DIKE PANTS IN THE BATHROOM. WHO THE FVCKING MOD THAT SUPPOSE MOVE THIS FVCKING THREAD TO FRONT PAGE. JUST FVCKING DO THAT NOW. ASSUMING IT HAS BEEN DONE IMMEDIATELY, MAY BE THE OWNER OF THAT CAR MIGHT BE FVCKING SMILING NOW. IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE SHARED IT WITH ME NOW, I DONT HAVE ANY FVCKING OPTION THAN TO DO THIS.
https://www.nairaland.com/2043889/ah-car

PLS MOVE THIS LINK TO FRONT PAGE...


THIS KIND MOD SEF. YOUR OWN NO SWEET
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by kamilous(m): 9:42am On Dec 16, 2014
MTN- Money Taking Network
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by illicit(m): 9:48am On Dec 16, 2014
NFA = NO FUTURE AMBITIONS
FFO = FOR FOOD ONLY
CEO = CHIEF EXECUTIVE OMOITA
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by TeaYMize(m): 9:49am On Dec 16, 2014
DEGREE2466:
A P C = Amalgamation of Political
Criminals
P D P=people decieving
people
*IMO = i must obey
*IBADAN =Igbo Boys
Are Dangerous At
Night...
*ABA =Agboro Boys
Association
*LAGOS =Love All Girls
on Sunday
*ABACHA = After
Babangida Another
Criminal
Has Arrived..
*GULDER =Girls under
linguor deserve extra
romance.
*F.A.N.T.A =Foolish
Ashawo Never Takes
Advice.
*W.E.E.K =Woman's
education ends in
kitchen
.
*NIGERIA =Never
Investigate
Great Executive Robbers
In Authority.
*NEPA= Never expect
power always.
*KOBO=Kill obasanjo
before others.
*AIDS=America
invention for
discouraging
sex.
*PHCN=Please hold
candle near
*OYO=On your own
*NYSC=Now your
struggle continue
*Glo=Get lover online
*Mtn=Maintain total
Nonsense
*JONATHAN=Just ON
Ambition To Hurt All
Nigerians..
*OBAMA=Ordinary
Black African Managing
America
*STAR=Stay together
And rejoice
* NOW= Na obasanjo
work
*Whisky=Whatch.
How.I.Slowly.Kill.You
LIKE THIS PAGE AND
ADD YOUR OWN

#BARACK = Born African,Raised American,Complete Kenyan
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by BlossomP: 9:49am On Dec 16, 2014
POOR = Pass Over Opportunities Repeatedly

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Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by darne(m): 9:50am On Dec 16, 2014
Obama mehn grin cheesy
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Nobody: 9:54am On Dec 16, 2014
mastercee:
Very dry sad
Bro, am looking foward to see urs. If ds one is dry, i guess urs will be fresh. Bad belle, dat neva encourage.
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by sambrow(m): 10:01am On Dec 16, 2014
holatin:
PEJ - political English journalist
GEJ- greediness embattled Jonathan
TAN- terrorist association of Nigeria
GMB- good management board
dats d prblem I av wit u ppl. Ur makin me hate APC

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Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Frankenstein: 10:01am On Dec 16, 2014
https://www.nairaland.com/2029298/real-full-meaning

I posted this stuff a long time ago... why didn't it make frontpage, Seun?
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by EmperorSpecie(m): 10:03am On Dec 16, 2014
NAIRA

Never Allow Igbos Rule Again lipsrsealed

No b me talk am oo
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by holatin(m): 10:07am On Dec 16, 2014
sambrow:
dats d prblem I av wit u ppl. Ur makin me hate APC
Sowi man.

say no to hatred and Yes to change
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by philips70(m): 10:08am On Dec 16, 2014
JIHAD - Joblessness Is Highly A Disease.

OP you need a job urgently
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by sambrow(m): 10:09am On Dec 16, 2014
ndnuray:
Na Jonathan own I gbadun pass...because I dislike the fellow.
he dislike u too. Cus ur brain is blocked
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by dejust(m): 10:11am On Dec 16, 2014
EGREE2466:
A P C = Amalgamation of Political
Criminals
P D P=people decieving
people
*IMO = i must obey
*IBADAN =Igbo Boys
Are Dangerous At
Night...
*ABA =Agboro Boys
Association
*LAGOS =Love All Girls
on Sunday
*ABACHA = After
Babangida Another
Criminal
Has Arrived..
*GULDER =Girls under
linguor deserve extra
romance.
*F.A.N.T.A =Foolish
Ashawo Never Takes
Advice.
*W.E.E.K =Woman's
education ends in
kitchen
.
*NIGERIA =Never
Investigate
Great Executive Robbers
In Authority.
*NEPA= Never expect
power always.
*KOBO=Kill obasanjo
before others.
*AIDS=America
invention for
discouraging
sex.
*PHCN=Please hold
candle near
*OYO=On your own
*NYSC=Now your
struggle continue
*Glo=Get lover online
*Mtn=Maintain total
Nonsense
*JONATHAN=Just ON
Ambition To Hurt All
Nigerians..
*OBAMA=Ordinary
Black African Managing
America
*STAR=Stay together
And rejoice
* NOW= Na obasanjo
work
*Whisky=Whatch.
How.I.Slowly.Kill.You
LIKE THIS PAGE AND
ADD YOUR OWN

Very hilarious.
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by anishe(m): 10:15am On Dec 16, 2014
PEJU- Patience Ebele Jonathan University
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by ogbeh44(m): 10:20am On Dec 16, 2014
PHCN= Problem Has Changed Name
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by AwesomeRomeo: 10:21am On Dec 16, 2014
Op please try and differentiate between acronym and abbreviation. PDP, APC, MTN, PHCN are abbreviations not acronyms.

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Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Infomizer(m): 10:26am On Dec 16, 2014
AwesomeRomeo:
Op please try and differentiate between acronym and abbreviation. PDP, APC, MTN, PHCN are abbreviations not acronyms.
Well said buddy!!!
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by ffo(m): 10:28am On Dec 16, 2014
illicit:
NFA = NO FUTURE AMBITIONS
FFO = FOR FOOD ONLY
CEO = CHIEF EXECUTIVE OMOITA
point of correction. ffo is my monicker, doesnt mean for food only

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Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Gwammen(m): 10:36am On Dec 16, 2014
Funny piece

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