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Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:01pm On Dec 20, 2014
If You Are Such A Good Observer as I am #coughs#
As You Read The Threads Of Folks Here, You Will See The Emotions They Put Into Commenting And Quoting Others Then, Like Jeremiah You Can Read Beyond The Lines, Like The Priests See Through The Curtains,Like Daniel Read The Handwriting On The Wall...

You'll just see the motive behind them taking the pains to put up the thread!

As human, you may be wrong...but if you...often, coincidentally or so, run into their comments on every thread you bump into, you'll read their REAL INTENTIONS soon enough.

Mind you: none of these is "evil", it's obsession with it that is.

hmm hmm...

Here we go...


1. Information Driven Posters.

These class of Posters are just in love with "new" information. They bring it up whether 10 or 1000 views it, it doesn't bother them. They don't give up posting!


2. "Likes"/ "Mentions" Driven Posters

These folks are just interested in the number of Mentions and Likes they get. (I know we all want this) but this guy can spew trash just for this, hmm!


3. The "Notice Me" Posters

They are in every thread. They post to be noticed. They use BIG fonts to steal attention because they lack prowess? I wouldn't know.
The "Notice Mes" post controversial threads such as, "I Love Farano" etc.
They are "cheap popularity seekers".


4. The "I'm Intelligent" Posters

They post threads consciously using Big words difficult to decipher.
People tell them and they've kinda carved out for themselves a false niche risky to dwell in.
As stated earlier, Obsession is what makes it wrong!


5. The "I'm Beautiful" Posters

The other day, a young lady opened a thread only to title it, "I Am Beautiful"

I was like, "Eleyi gidi gan!"

Who says you're not?

In these few months, alot of thread involving "Beauty" has been posted, we've seen ranting as ladies verbally describe how "beautiful" they are.

Ironically, the beautiful ones were not commenting!

6. The Posters By Liars

This header is a bit different right? That is how threads opened by them always is.

It doesn't taste good in the mouth, Lol!
The moment you nab them, they'll start bashing you.

#You know dem na#


7. The "I'm Crazy" Posters

Haha! I'm trying not to mention monikers.
Their thread announces them!
You wonder if they're Okay, lol!

Their view is totally awkward and wayward.
They even don't like to be corrected so ignoring them is the only if you don't much talking.


I've tried to list Seven Classes Of Thread Posters!

# noone is perfect #

We all definitely fall into one or two...

You can some more from your own observations...
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by iceberylin(m): 10:04pm On Dec 20, 2014
Your definitely a NOTICE ME poster undecided

1 Like 1 Share

Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by waleadex(m): 10:07pm On Dec 20, 2014
NL is becoming more interesting. 2015 will have NL such a great forum...
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:07pm On Dec 20, 2014
this thread is silly and wrong.
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by BreezyRita(f): 10:09pm On Dec 20, 2014
I know where some people fall but can't tell where I am.
Op, help me out here please. cheesy
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by MuguliciousMUGU: 10:09pm On Dec 20, 2014
krall:
this thread is silly and wrong.
op the notice me poster is here
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Dotwillis1(m): 10:10pm On Dec 20, 2014
@op, Which one did yeu fall into
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by MuguliciousMUGU: 10:10pm On Dec 20, 2014
BreezyRita:
I know where some people fall but can't tell where I am.
Op, help me out here please. cheesy
you fall under Number 8
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by lilmax(m): 10:11pm On Dec 20, 2014
Okay
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by olexjay(m): 10:12pm On Dec 20, 2014
Just passing by
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:12pm On Dec 20, 2014
BreezyRita:
I know where some people fall but can't tell where I am.
Op, help me out here please. cheesy

Telling you will be judgmental, Lol... call a friend!
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:12pm On Dec 20, 2014
krall:
this thread is silly and wrong.

I don't usually miss people with your "reputation", but I miss you angry

Emusmith I am a fine girl grin
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:13pm On Dec 20, 2014
Dotwillis1:
@op, Which one did yeu fall into

Seriously, no. 1...
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:13pm On Dec 20, 2014
emusmith:



3. The "Notice Me" Posters
They are in every thread. They post to be noticed. They use BIG fonts to steal attention because they lack prowess? I wouldn't know.
The "Notice Mes" post controversial threads such as, "I Love Farano" etc.
They are "cheap popularity seekers".


Hmmm, so how would we classify miss Breezy? She uses extra small fonts, is she trying to fly under the radar?

BreezyRita:
[size=4pt]I know where some people fall but can't tell where I am.
Op, help me out here please. cheesy[/size]
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by BreezyRita(f): 10:14pm On Dec 20, 2014
emusmith:


Telling you will be judgmental, Lol... call a friend!

Please tell me.......
You should.
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:15pm On Dec 20, 2014
Kachisbarbie:


I don't usually miss people with your "reputation", but I miss you angry

Emusmith I am a fine girl grin

I know, Kachis...lol
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by ireneony(f): 10:17pm On Dec 20, 2014
iceberylin:
Your definitely a NOTICE ME poster undecided
you are the likes/mentions postersundecided
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by tosyne2much(m): 10:19pm On Dec 20, 2014
OP, pls where do I belong ? wink
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:19pm On Dec 20, 2014
BreezyRita:


Please tell me.......
You should.

Are you giving me the "right" to be judgmental towards you?
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by iceberylin(m): 10:20pm On Dec 20, 2014
ireneony:
u are probably the likes and mention postrr undecided

The op got nothing that suits you sad
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:20pm On Dec 20, 2014
tosyne2much:
OP, pls where do I belong ? wink

You ke? lol

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Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by saxwizard(m): 10:20pm On Dec 20, 2014
0p number wat r u?
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by chibwike(m): 10:21pm On Dec 20, 2014
enusmith....help me oh....where do i belong
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:21pm On Dec 20, 2014
saxwizard:
0p number wat r u?

No. 1 na! lol
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by ireneony(f): 10:22pm On Dec 20, 2014
tosyne2much:
OP, pls where do I belong ? wink
your own nor de dere, u bi top ten poster
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by Nobody: 10:23pm On Dec 20, 2014
chibwike:
emusmith....help me oh....where do i belong

I know know o...which one fit you? #smiles#
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by saxwizard(m): 10:23pm On Dec 20, 2014
emusmith:


No. 1 na! lol
U don knw whr i fall into..just quote me lobatan
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by tosyne2much(m): 10:26pm On Dec 20, 2014
ireneony:
your own nor de dere, u bi top ten poster
@ your DP, I have been self servicing since morning oooooo
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by ireneony(f): 10:33pm On Dec 20, 2014
tosyne2much:
@ your DP, I have been self servicing since morning oooooo
should I change it
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by tosyne2much(m): 10:35pm On Dec 20, 2014
ireneony:
should I change it
I neva said it doesn't make sense oooo
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by ireneony(f): 10:37pm On Dec 20, 2014
tosyne2much:
I neva said it doesn't make sense oooo
ok
Re: Seven Classes Of Thread Posters. by herald9: 10:53pm On Dec 20, 2014
I know where I belong... I'm proud of it...

At least it's paying offcheesy

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