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| 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Greenified(m): 3:11pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
If you read through, you will agree with me that Nland users fit in properly to these classes 1. Likers: The "lazy ones" they dont have the time to quote or contribute, what they look out for is awesome posts to like. When you see 78, 200, 500 likes, they are the ones behind it. 2. Quoters: I wonder if some people have any other jobs than to quote you. This class mostly do that to gain attention. They quote you and comment with a smiley. What do you do in return? #Visit their profiles to add them back. 3. Space Bookers: You know them, dont you? by their "dots" you shall know them. They go from threads to threads using single dot to create space on 1st pages of hot topics. #Like they will get paid for it. 4. E-fighters: Despite the no.2 rule of Nland that rules against fighting, Nland is a cool boxing ring for e-punches and kicks. After 1st 5 sensible comments, the next thing you have is 2 or more people e-fighting eachother on Nland. 5. Grammarians: Many of them will help you proofread for free, their major duty on Nland is to mark errors and correct them. 6. Comedians: The most hilarious comments are made by them, many of them are just wasting talents on Nland. You read some comments and roll off your bed. Just follow them for uninterrupted laughs. 7. Derailers: The most annoying set of users. Imagine someone asking for a cube of sugar when the topic is about politics. Thank God many of them are ignored. 8. Spectators: They just watch and read posts and topics, they have. They are the "guests" on Nland, they are always more than members online. 9. PM-ers: I dont know how they find it comfortable sending you a private msg just to say "I Love Your Comments About...." Where Do You Belong? 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by MizMyColi(f): 3:15pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
 But I don't fit it in anywhere here. It's normal though. #NonConformist |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Ebola4Sale: 3:17pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Space Booked #front page tins 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Idrismusty97(m): 3:19pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
10. The clueless commenters: These are the ones that have no idea of a topic but just want to comment. They are more like the "Space bookers" but they don't always comment on first page. Sometimes on the sixth page you would see them with useless comments like "End time things", "Chai", "Na wa o", "Hmmm", "Ehya" and some silly Smiley(Without even quoting anybody)etc As if it is by force to comment  . If i am a Mod i would hide their comments and ban all these people. When intellectuals are discussing topics like "World War looming" and its likes you would see these clueless people commenting "End time things". What is so hard to just sit back and observed the discussion? If you observe for much longer you may have something useful to contribute. |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by kilokeys(m): 3:21pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
6 i guess. but just a few pple know this.. i guess the rest are aliterates 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by donbrowser(m): 3:21pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Guy, na wa 4 u oh, u forced me to comment sha. |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by princealbashir: 3:32pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
. (now you know where I belong) |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Greenified(m): 3:35pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Ebola4Sale: Space BookedThere we go again. |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by echobee(f): 3:37pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Greenified(m): 3:37pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
princealbashir: .Double honours. |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by kenny1795(m): 3:39pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
THE SHARERS: since the addition of dz option it had been abused especially by people who don't know its use... sharing the dumbest of comment or post 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by rawpadgin(m): 3:41pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
well, since i don't have anything to say i guess I should just be following |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Greenified(m): 3:51pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
kenny1795: THE SHARERS: since the addition of dz option it had been abused especially by people who don't know its use... sharing the dumbest of comment or postgud point. 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Nobody: 3:51pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
I've been booking space since pre historic time. 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by cyclones(m): 3:53pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Who get iphone 6 charger? Abeg I go return am back ASAP. 4 Likes |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Tallesty1(m): 3:57pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
MizMyColi:*here, Gives her my glasses* go through the post again. 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by spanzed(m): 4:16pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
cyclones: Who get iphone 6 charger? Abeg I go return am back ASAP.it isn't funny bro...try something else... 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Nobody: 4:19pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
3 and 6 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Nobody: 4:47pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
1 I have liked your post too  |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by MizMyColi(f): 4:57pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Tallesty1: *here, Gives her my glasses* go through the post again.  Still can't find where I belong  |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Tallesty1(m): 5:02pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
MizMyColi:Ok, lemme modify it for you. |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by MizMyColi(f): 5:19pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Tallesty1: Ok, lemme modify it for you. Just tell me already joorey! |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by MissSlimbody(f): 5:20pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Stil searching 4 where i fit into |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by MissSlimbody(f): 5:28pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
MizMyColi: #hands her some tissue# Stop crying sis, i didn't fit in either. 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by MizMyColi(f): 5:36pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Ohohohoho  Tallesty1  See! I'm not alone  MissSlimbody: |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by priscaoge(f): 5:40pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
I don't fit in anywhere mbok 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by naijaboiy: 5:44pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Those who share useless posts... Some comment and share their own posts even when it's just a smiley |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Nobody: 5:54pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Sharers: they share every post, preferably that of a follower/e-crush. Then I read the post and wonder if I was supposed to find it intelligent/sarcastic/funny... Anti-se.uns : These ones don't just like my guy. They jump on threads that are aimed @ attacking his person. Tribalist bigots : they are my worst set, they turn everything to an Oduduwa/Biafra warfare. Political fanatics: They don't use eye to see any political thread, when they don't see a political thread, they have a way of even steering a romance thread to politics. E-Famzers : aww, they are the online family...you just can't wait to be associated with one or all. I don't need to over-emphasise their importance. They can sometimes lead you to front page topics, faster than the NL app. I gat me an e-family  Woman-wrappers Their interest is channelled @ Nlers with (f). They tag/mention/like/support every motion that is feminine. They have a way around the female folks... I think they make NL fun in their unique way. -kelvinGraphics (this dude should be a VC in an Institute of Woman-wrappering by now )-Unibenstudent (a Registrar...guy where have you been?) -yungchop (my guy...lol, I think by now he should be a HOD in a department(Romance) in the Institute of Woman-wrappering) Albert Einstein(s) This set make you wanna upgrade your IQ. They can turn a very dumb thread to an intellectual one. All their comments are enlightening, as much as I like them, I sometimes find them too serious.  Brb... 14 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Nobody: 5:56pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
MizMyColi:me too. but you! i must find one for you. the enlighteners. you just read their posts and you learn a new thing. thats you! oh, maybe the flirts sa. |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Nobody: 5:58pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
None  . Op you are wrong. |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by chibwike(m): 6:17pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: Sharers: they share every post, preferably that of a follower/e-crush. Then I read the post and wonder if I was supposed to find itu wud have opened a thread for dis na...nice write up 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Classes Of Nland Users (where Do You Belong?) by Nobody: 6:22pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
chibwike: u wud have opened a thread for dis na...nice write upHahahaha. You are funny...thanks, seriously I don't even know how to open a thread . I decided to back the OP since I wasn't seeing my preferred categories. 1 Like |
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