I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when ...I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but I turned it down , he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up eba don ready.

Did you just laugh?

Hit like

first to comment! Speech coming shortly. Stay tuned.

What s this man saying

Well, I didn't laugh














And that's cos I didn't read it

Wow good to be the 3rd to comment s/o to all the space bookers

Lol, I had similar dream too!!!

funny bt na old joke

u call this joke?

BANS

SORRY.. Not funny @ all to me Very Dry...........¤

some mod don dey smoke weed, imagine posting this on front page, walahi. I no fit cry after reading this for wasting my time

don't sleep when hungry

Mcheeeeew! Joke for the gods...

Seriously?


The joke here is Nairaland

Dis is as dry as a a fried fish...mtchewwww!!!

Lolzzzzzz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DEY LAUGH?

I tried to laugh but laughter didn't come. I'll only laugh on febuhari when the people's general is installed on the throne. until then, I reserve ma laughter SAI BUHARI

hmm

jokesmaster:
I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when ...I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but I turned it down , he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up eba don ready.

Did you just laugh?

Hit like

[size=13pt]The mod wicked oh. The aim was to deride, insult and degrade you as you are a very pathetic joke teller. I'm sorry this is dry like the sahara desert in the dinosaur era.[/size]

Yeah, I just did!

How did this get to front page?

Change is possible

Old n dry joke

fgh

Na Gari and seven up person like you soppose wake up to. Na food for lazy man be day weh see money for dreams.

i didnt laugh, but i smiled

You can't laugh off your sorrow

#Singing

I tried so hard....to laugh

I didnt laugh but i smiled and kinda expelled more air from my nose