Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!

ha ha - good one ..

I didn't know we've alot of irresponsible and corrupt minds in nairaland (both men and women ) since i was born I've never seen where there are so much insulting and shameful comparison between the vagina and the dick. please ladies if guys refuse to stop this contest, then you stop and behave African for once, Tufiakwa ihe ojo.

Never knew Nneka123, Ishilove and Op like rod like this. And am here with a clean shaven rod still looking for clean pusssy. What have you all been succking since?. Can't imagine myself not shaving or keeping hair down there or wearing boxers suffocationg my rod. Can't even remember last time wearing boxers....or sleeping clothed. Only if all ladies can stop wearing undies and sleep naaked to allow fresh air to circulate their pusssy to avoid foul odour and slow down depletion of the ozone layer.
A clean rod is a succkable rod for any woman who likes to swallow cum.
A clean pusssy is a eatable pusssy for any man who likes to eat pussy and taste all the juice.
Stop wearing undies and boxers.....Stay free.

Ishilove:


I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...

Lmao!!!!

To me your joystick is as precious and valuable as the phone you insert it in, is very necesary to keep your joystick clean because when is clean it gives you a glamour joy.

What can one do or eat to have a bigger joystick how can u enlarge it?

halimaabi:
GEJ ONE LOVE NIGERIA.

You and gej sha

coogar:
this counter thread is dead on arrival.

a man that did not take his bath for 100 days would stink less than a woman that didn't take her bath for 3 days.

urine & sëmen are the only things men worry about. women have about 25 different fluids to worry about, if not more.....

nonsense. They only thing that will smell on a woman without any underlying vagi.nal issue is the accumulation of sweat around the azz, which is expected if one does not take a bath for 3days.

Every nairaland man be like ' my joystick does not smell, even if I don't wash it in ages. Dirty people. . Thanks Op, you just saved some ballz.

mafioso47:
lol you mean this is the reason for holes in boxers? Lmao
Buh seriously, guys don't have that side smelly.. Naa not atall

that's because you aren't the one going down there. Ask for a review after a girl has given you head, that's if you're into that kind of shyt.

Cohmai... Make use of it everyday. At least 4-5 times a day. You will see changes in length and width. Do regular exercise to increase your endurance level for stamina. Otherwise no point for big rod with no stamina to go 4-5 times a session. Meaning no increase in Size.
Less I forget....the higher the number of blooow job you have from a blooow job professional lady....not all this amateur circulating everywhere on nairaland, the better the blood flow to your rod....the increase in likelyhood of your rod getting bigger. And never self sevice...it kills the rod as Ishilove, Op and Nneka will call it. I had prefer Willie Willie. Apologies to all Anwillis or Williams on nairaland.

IMO, Seun sounds biased in this report. In the older thread concerning women, women's private part was explicitly called "vagina", which to me i was surprised to see it as such. Now, we all know that men's private part is known as "peniss". So why the use of "joystick" in changing the original name then? Abeg call a spade, a spade. Peniss na peniss cos even children can educate anyone on this.

cytochromeC:
Every nairaland man be like ' my joystick does not smell, even if I don't wash it in ages. Dirty people. . Thanks Op, you just saved some ballz.

are you he or she?

MrHardOn:
Cohmai... Make use of it everyday. At least 4-5 times a day. You will see changes in length and width. Do regular exercise to increase your endurance level for stamina. Otherwise no point for big rod with no stamina to go 4-5 times a session. Meaning no increase in Size.
Less I forget....the higher the number of blooow job you have from a blooow job professional lady....not all this amateur circulating everywhere on nairaland, the better the blood flow to your rod....the increase in likelyhood of your rod getting bigger. And never self sevice...it kills the rod as Ishilove, Op and Nneka will call it. I had prefer Willie Willie. Apologies to all Anwillis or Williams on nairaland.

what is this one saying?

Kath5kouture:


Source:
http://www.nhs.uk/livewell/penis-health/pages/how-to-wash-a-penis.aspx

ur vj has ordor & u cant stand stand the pain and insurts afta reading 'how to keep vj clean' then u google this & post it but only 1 woman comment wit 'i dey come' shows u re confuse.wash ur smelly vj & save ur man ok?.

dimdim001:
Our lollipops r always clean, dats y ladies always luv suckin' it

Actually,most of ,the ladies who do that have no choice,they need the money(whores). Any other lady who does that really loves the guy in question!

Thanks to Rod specialist like Op, Ishilove, Nneka123 and CytochromeC just to mention few.
Ladies say no to smelly rods.
If it ain't clean don't fuucck it or succk it.
If you fucck it....don't suck it.
If you suck it....don't swallow cum.
Clean rod for clean pusssy.
Dirty rod for Clean Bum.
Stand for your rights....You deserve clean and well shaven rods and balls.

Some boys are in the politics section shouting Change, when they haven't even changed their boxers in years.

ladies take the tread about them so personal and this tread is a counter tread

Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!

silly post

menix:
Hahahaha... Lik dis ur counter thread buh d ladies can attest dat dick dont smell.

As a student of sexology, there I learnt wen a man's bulala wakes up it secrets dis otuphorus enzyms dat cleans d whole bulala of bacteria thus odor free.

Only dead men dick smell

bless yu

In-Shaa-Allah. Islam indeed has taught us everything about keeping hygiene our whole body part.

As a moslem, a practicing one I meant, you need to clean your joystick everytime you put it in use aside bathing.

This is important and obligatory as you won't be able to observe solat (prayer) or even touch the Holy Qur'an.

Meanwhile, looking at it practically, there is no way u won't use ur joystick in a day at least twice for an average person.

Above all, cleansing in Islam is applicable to both male and female. Female also needs to clean their CD lens every other time they use it.

Pls note: I support OP topic and all the points raised.

Thank you.

CaptainAmerica1:
Interesting

Nairaland with their autocorrect, it also changed pénis to joystick in the link given.

No mind the mumu people.
Hypocrites

Nneka123:
yeah! preach! pass the lovely message to these stupid men!!

we r circumcised Men.. no nook for smegma to hide.

and u are one rude little girl

no copy us o.. if u like no baff, no wash up o.. u hear

Davidairmarshal:
your post makes no sense, joysticks hardy smell unless you fail to bath or you have body odor.. its always clean. am proud to be a man, if you are hit like.

Guy, speak only for yah self oh! (if truly u're clean down there) because 90% of guys are nt concious of taking care of their 'under' properly cos their negligence. Some men under stinks like pig den.. #Talkin frm experience tho

karinaogiriki:
Haba! Advice no be curse. Y are u taking it personal? Is it cause ur rod stinks n you dont wanna admit it?

Only God knows the kind of dirty men that the OP has been having sex with cos we all know that most foul smells encountered during intercourse usually emanates from the vagina.

Anyway thanks for the advice sha. I hope you sent a copy to your obviously dirty boyfriend

Actually,I didn't send him a copy cos he's personal hygiene is off charts! I insist we both take a nice'long shower before doing the dirty! Lol. That's why he always comes back for more blowjobs! Yea baby,am that good!

Swtchicgurl. Thanks for your interest in my post. Which part of my post is touching you? Is it the rod part or the bloow job amateur or the entire post.
Or are you a rod enlarger specialist? Moreover why are you on rod post. Afterall is ladies like you who posted the topic cos they like clean big clean rod am sure you do too. Otherwise you won't be here at 5.40am.

jaybee08:
Hmmm Ok

wah u duwin ere its men talk

himkers:
Some boys are in the politics section shouting Change, when they haven't even changed their boxers in years.

This one got me rolling with laughter Chai! ;DAPC is in trouble oh! FeBUHARI that ur fake certificate no go work oh!

That is an advice from a lady (I guess) to you guyzzz, see your life inside outside,lollllllllll Rextayne if u like clean am,if u like dnt clean am.......na u dey carry una "joystick"all around.mtchewwwwww

MrHardOn:
Never knew Nneka123, Ishilove and Op like rod like this. And am here with a clean shaven rod still looking for clean pusssy. What have you all been succking since?. Can't imagine myself not shaving or keeping hair down there or wearing boxers suffocationg my rod. Can't even remember last time wearing boxers....or sleeping clothed. Only if all ladies can stop wearing undies and sleep naaked to allow fresh air to circulate their pusssy to avoid foul odour and slow down depletion of the ozone layer.
A clean rod is a succkable rod for any woman who likes to swallow cum.
A clean pusssy is a eatable pusssy for any man who likes to eat pussy and taste all the juice.
Stop wearing undies and boxers.....Stay free.

Please this is not a sexuality matter!! , no body wan suck you, biko!

@ OP dick dont smell only an uncircumsided dick is liable to 1 due to d foreskin. But next time try to put up a thrend on how men can care for there joysticks not wìth the word smelly.
4 e.g men should nt wear a very tight underware coz d testicles are very sensible to heat and can boil it up which can lead to infertility in men cause d heat can destroy d epididymis of d testis.
Men should maintain a gud physical hygeine e.g shaving and always wash up ur JT.
Practise save sex i.e use condoms to avoid getting sti 4rm an infected dirty puna. Lmao and
Lastly, nt all thrend and o.p need to b patakilized. E.g just like an o.p filled with jealousy over the truth told by Babymama or wats d nigga's name.

Ishilove:


I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...

My dear any time u see a stinky boxer, tell the guy to swear with Amadioha, he has been wearing the boxer since GEJ became president without washing.

A clean boxer every morning can never smell, when it is not mouth odour.