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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by naijaboiy: 10:37am On Jan 22, 2015

iykedare:

so you have the audacity to mention me? I dont want to waste time with you going back and forth arguing endlessly and achieving nothing.
The d1,ck doesn't smell.You can ask your dad.

Most of you who believe that the d!xck smell probably sleep with those old alhajis who have forgotten how to take their bath.

Spend this time taking care of your smelly hole and stop smiling sheepishly with your rat teeth.

Don't mind her...

That's how she behaves when she has a crush on you

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:39am On Jan 22, 2015

jayshadow:

Lol.....You are a comedian!!!!!

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 10:42am On Jan 22, 2015

naijaboiy:

Don't mind her...

That's how she behaves when she has a crush on you

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by mhizcovy(f): 10:49am On Jan 22, 2015

[quote author=Afrok post=30013399]Nice one op, but before some guys can think about how clean their joysticks are, some girls would've put it inside their mouth and have it cleaned and washed up in another way using their tongues and saliva before guiding it towards the zero path shocked

.

If a man doesn't take care of his joystick, some girls will? wink

[/quote

picture of a Lady putyn d stick into mouth or i don't believe it

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Whynotthetruth(m): 10:51am On Jan 22, 2015

Nneka123:
yeah! preach! pass the lovely message to these stupid men!!

Are men really silly? Can you withdraw this statement please?

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 11:03am On Jan 22, 2015

naijaboiy:

Don't mind her...

That's how she behaves when she has a crush on you

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by nebukadnezzari(m): 11:04am On Jan 22, 2015

Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!

YOU ARE A FU??CKING SOCIO PATH And possibly an expert in the MouthAction business

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by nebukadnezzari(m): 11:10am On Jan 22, 2015

Ishilove:

I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...

SO YOUVE BEEN GOING ABOUT SNIFFING MALE BOXERS.... Damn! But you can testify that it doesnt scratch ze surface of how female undies "BOOM"

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by nebukadnezzari(m): 11:16am On Jan 22, 2015

Nneka123:
yeah! preach! pass the lovely message to these stupid men!!

I hope you know your old man falls under the classfication of men? So maybe, just maybe hes on the silly side too. He must have tripped or smthng.

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by fuckerholic(m): 11:45am On Jan 22, 2015

menix:
Hahahaha... Lik dis ur counter thread buh d ladies can attest dat dick dont smell.

Only dead men dick smell

Exactly !

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by fuckerholic(m): 11:48am On Jan 22, 2015

Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!

You bin make sense for the oda thread but this one na nonsense..dude dick don't smell

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by fuckerholic(m): 11:52am On Jan 22, 2015

Ishilove:

I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...

Does your guy's own smell ?

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by naijaboiy: 12:12pm On Jan 22, 2015

VickyyB:

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by naijaboiy: 12:14pm On Jan 22, 2015

Nneka123:
yeah! preach! pass the lovely message to these stupid men!!

Why are you deliberately looking for people to bash you?

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 12:16pm On Jan 22, 2015

Sophyrocks:

My sister, a lot of these men dnt wash oooo. See their comments. They know how to complain about ladies but their secrets are out now. see them vibrating. How can a man say his blokos doesnt smell even if they dnt bathe? Gosh. These guys are dirty mehn!! This thread has revealed all the dirty men in nairaland.

Preach!! E dey pain them no be small cheesy

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 12:18pm On Jan 22, 2015

MrHardOn:
Thanks to Rod specialist like Op, Ishilove, Nneka123 and CytochromeC just to mention few.
Ladies say no to smelly rods.
If it ain't clean don't fuucck it or succk it.
If you fucck it....don't suck it.
If you suck it....don't swallow cum.
Clean rod for clean pusssy.
Dirty rod for Clean Bum.
Stand for your rights....You deserve clean and well shaven rods and balls.

You need deliverance.

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Akuneshiobike(m): 12:19pm On Jan 22, 2015

Ishilove:

I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...

That could preferably be your boyfriend(s) that doesnt wash their blokos and boxers.

Take your time and stop generalising.

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 12:20pm On Jan 22, 2015

fuckerholic:

Does your guy's own smell ?

Do you wash your balls properly? Is it neat and well groomed?

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by dimdim001(m): 12:20pm On Jan 22, 2015

Sophyrocks:

Dirty boy!

U cld com hv a taste & see for urself wink

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 12:24pm On Jan 22, 2015

Akuneshiobike:
That could preferably be your boyfriend(s) that doesnt wash their blokos and boxers.

Take your time and stop generalising.

Read the post, take corrections and stop complaining cheesy

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jan 22, 2015

Sophyrocks:

My sister, a lot of these men dnt wash oooo. See their comments. They know how to complain about ladies but their secrets are out now. see them vibrating. How can a man say his blokos doesnt smell even if they dnt bathe? Gosh. These guys are dirty mehn!! This thread has revealed all the dirty men in nairaland.

Not all oooh.. i like my gonads licked so i garnish them with raspberry-flavored Vaseline after a shave and wash grin

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jan 22, 2015

Dat stuff doesn't smell!

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 12:28pm On Jan 22, 2015

voltron:

Not all oooh.. i like my gonads licked so i garnish them with raspberry-flavored Vaseline after a shave and wash

*gasp*

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jan 22, 2015

Ishilove:

Do you wash your balls properly? Is it neat and well groomed?

U can help him out.

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Princecharmin(m): 12:34pm On Jan 22, 2015

Nneka123:
hahahaha , i dey come!

cum ko, orgasm ni tongue

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Akuneshiobike(m): 12:40pm On Jan 22, 2015

Ishilove:

Read the post, take corrections and stop complaining

Which post? yours or OP post? I'm more particular about yours, hence my response.

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jan 22, 2015

naijaboiy:

Why are you deliberately looking for people to bash you?

E dey sweet! grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jan 22, 2015

Ishilove. Deliverance from? ...... You? Dechandel?Farano,? Baddiekay's,?Folabayo1?, Voodoo85?. Just to mention few.

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Princecharmin(m): 12:43pm On Jan 22, 2015

b0rn2fuck:
My dick, my prick, my kondo, my orogun destroying pussy,vagina, toto since birth.

b0rn2fuck

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by gozee(m): 12:44pm On Jan 22, 2015

hmmm, interesting 8pages already because of joystick......

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by naijaboiy: 12:48pm On Jan 22, 2015

VickyyB:

E dey sweet!

Hmm...

Another different dimension in seeking for attention.

Girls sha!

Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 12:49pm On Jan 22, 2015

chuksfor13:

U can help him out.

I'll pass

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