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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by tosyne2much(m): 8:03am On Jan 22, 2015
I rep hot water every morning

Nothing con-sigh me with this thread grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Odunharry(m): 8:05am On Jan 22, 2015
coogar:
this counter thread is dead on arrival.

a man that did not take his bath for 100 days would stink less than a woman that didn't take her bath for 3 days.

urine & sëmen are the only things men worry about. women have about 25 different fluids to worry about, if not more.....
Gbam..
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:05am On Jan 22, 2015
Another one. Joy stick don't normally smell but balls do. Hmmm.
Words of wisdom from the Pro. You have just made my day.
I can imagine you smelling and licking balls.
What took your nose down there? BJ...of course.
At least have seen a lady own up. Can I be your friend?. grin
Opeaceos...I can see you. Welcome to early morning rod section. I like tongue

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Spidermon: 8:06am On Jan 22, 2015
The OP's post is particularly for uncircumcized men. For the average Nigerian who is circumcized, all u have to do is have ur bathe twice daily. The scrotal skin is highly concentrated with sebaceous glands. Excessive scrubbing of the balls isn't necessary. #My2cents

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:06am On Jan 22, 2015
ochon:

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*dies* Some people are "wuckid!!" Buwahahahahaha. gringrin
Na this kind thing dey sweet you.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ochon: 8:07am On Jan 22, 2015
softysparky:
Dicks don't normally smell but balls do.

Soft mu, you don rotten. How you know these things? shockedshocked
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ochon: 8:09am On Jan 22, 2015
MrHardOn:
Another one. Joy stick don't normally smell but balls do. Hmmm.
Words of wisdom from the Pro. You have just made my day.
I can imagine you smelling and licking balls.
What took your nose down there? BJ...of course.
At least have seen a lady own up. Can I be your friend?. grin
Opeaceos...I can see you. Welcome to early morning rod section. I like tongue

Softysparky, you have a job waiting for you. grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ochon: 8:10am On Jan 22, 2015
softysparky:

Na this kind thing dey sweet you.

lipsrsealedlipsrsealedlipsrsealed
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jamst(m): 8:10am On Jan 22, 2015
francizy:
Hello?! Please what is a joystick? Is it the one used for playing video games?
grin
Yes ooo grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:14am On Jan 22, 2015
TrishaP. Where have you been? Welcome to early morning rod session. Your input is needed. Whats yout take on this?
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Adesiji77: 8:14am On Jan 22, 2015
Ishilove:

Kini?

Nothing...I only marvelled at your amazing sense of smell..."stinking boxers worldwide" lipsrsealed
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:15am On Jan 22, 2015
ochon:


Soft mu, you don rotten. How you know these things? shockedshocked
Truth is bitter grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:17am On Jan 22, 2015
MrHardOn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by francizy(m): 8:20am On Jan 22, 2015
jamst:

Yes ooo grin

But the game joysticks don't smell and if you wash them with water and soap, they will spoil since they are just electronics.. undecided
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:23am On Jan 22, 2015
Yes.....Aaaarrrggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SoftySparky. Are you cummmmming? Wait don't cumm yet. grin

Which one is approaching when I wrote cummming.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jamst(m): 8:24am On Jan 22, 2015
francizy:


But the game joysticks don't smell and if you wash them with water and soap, they will spoil since they are just electronics.. undecided
I tell ya cool
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Odunharry(m): 8:24am On Jan 22, 2015
softysparky:
Dicks don't normally smell but balls do.
chaii....
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Crazyadlin(f): 8:25am On Jan 22, 2015
menix:
Hahahaha... Lik dis ur counter thread buh d ladies can attest dat dick dont smell.

As a student of sexology, there I learnt wen a man's bulala wakes up it secrets dis otuphorus enzyms dat cleans d whole bulala of bacteria thus odor free.

Only dead men dick smell tongue
if it does'nt smell, den why dos d boxer or their pant smells. U had better hearken 2 instruction in other 2 save urself d embarrassment for life.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by deavicky(m): 8:26am On Jan 22, 2015
What is joystick? Where is it located on male body? And how comes joy has a stick on every male
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:27am On Jan 22, 2015
Only Enoquin, Voodoo85, Dechandel and Queenpricy should yell.my name like that.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:32am On Jan 22, 2015
Crazyadlin. So you go around sniffing pants and boxers or you follow guys with smelly boxers and pants. Not even his boxers and pants....their pants and boxers.
You need to see ENT specialist.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 8:33am On Jan 22, 2015
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damula:


wah u duwin ere undecided its men talk
. Am a woMAN grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jamst(m): 8:33am On Jan 22, 2015
deavicky:
What is joystick? Where is it located on male body? And how comes joy has a stick on every male
Cos joy likes the stick cool
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ruggedtimi(m): 8:35am On Jan 22, 2015
i dnt joke wit my joystick...my galfrnd alwys comment on how clean it is. mst guys dnt wash up immedistely afta sex especially with condom. the smell of the condom alone cn lead to a bad odour arnd d joystick. so guys alwys wash up immediately afta sex and if possible spray deodorant dere..lol
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:40am On Jan 22, 2015
Odunharry:

chaii....
grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by TrishaP(f): 8:41am On Jan 22, 2015
MrHardOn:
TrishaP. Where have you been? Welcome to early morning rod session. Your input is needed. Whats yout take on this?
Errm... It's quite educating. But I don't think I've ever heard of any smelly Penis before, except in a case of infection which is rare.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Odunharry(m): 8:43am On Jan 22, 2015
softysparky:

grin
no spoil mee 4 ma mummy..




Morning to you..
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:49am On Jan 22, 2015
TrishaP. Thanks. Shows you only go with guys with clean rods and balls. As opposed to Op and co. No name calling...no finger pointing.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by TrishaP(f): 8:52am On Jan 22, 2015
MrHardOn:
TrishaP. Thanks. Shows you only go with guys with clean rods and balls. As opposed to Op and co. No name calling...no finger pointing.
Your welcome.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:55am On Jan 22, 2015
TrishaP. Enjoy your day. Will call you later. cheesy
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:59am On Jan 22, 2015
dinachi:
But of course I should expect this! Everybody knows that dicks do not smell, we all know that puccy do not just smell, they reek! Most women practically have rotten maggot infested graveyards between their legs! Puccys stink like hell and women know this. We even have a proverb in Igbo to that effect. Here goes..Ewere ka Otu si eshi agaghi ara ya. Meaning..if you pay attention to the stench from the puccy, you won't make love at all! grin grin grin

OMG!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!
#DEAD.........

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by joshrare(m): 9:02am On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!

Does rod stink??
Like seroiously??
Unto decay or what?

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