My first topic on nairaland to make the front page.

Praise master Jeses!

Love you all.

Give yourself a treat and pamper yourself today...

Hapi Valentine's Day friends and well -wishers.Spread love ppl n be good

watered:
I'm better off with ur wife cos urs won't even consume a strand of my hair.... Urs is like Fresh Air from the Aso Villa

ahn...ahn!!!!!.....e never reach like dat na.....lols....

i just de fire u for no reason oo....i just love to de fire you for no reason....

i dont know her ooo....lols....


its all joke tho....

but i hv no girl to take me out....hw do u guys see dat..well,Val celeb to all yoo

barcanista:
Happy Vals to the Proud Members of Nairaland Progressive Badoo. Omenka, Donphilopus, Caseless, my humble self and exMember Obiagelli.

Oboy, same to u...




*barman, give my guy seaman royale schnap abeg*

yemicoal:
lol, infinity

Tanchu God bless Dat Aye ole has bin ringing in my head since morning and Iv bin having a hard time tryin to rmbr dose guys name Pls culd u help me wit d wordings of d song too? I know some of dem, not all

Happy Valentines Day all

Neplusultra:
Tanchu God bless Dat Aye ole has bin ringing in my head since morning and Iv bin having a hard time tryin to rmbr dose guys name Pls culd u help me wit d wordings of d song too? I know some of dem, not all

lol , m not good at remembering lyrics you can Google it tho

joanana:
Happy Valentines Day all

same to u yohanna

yemicoal:
lol , m not good at remembering lyrics you can Google it tho

Really??How exactly? Dere's dis tubidy site where I use to download music but dey dont show d wordings

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Neplusultra:
Really??How exactly? Dere's dis tubidy site where I use to download music but dey dont show d wordings

you can easily type in lyrics of aye ole or olori oko on Google. You will get what you r looking for

Happy val. Love u all!

deebrain:
I want to use this opportunity to wish you all a happy valentine's day.

I also want to declare something...

Like sey I fit use am collect money for bank...
Btw, na weekend, bank no open sef.

barcanista:
How you wan spend am?

Hw dem advise us 4 Nairaland FP yesterday...ie, invite ur babe, buy 2cups of rice, buy N90 fresh tomatoes, one tin/sachet tomato, and sum oda ingredients of abt 4h, with N100 soft drinks for ur houx...play music, dance & sum oda stuffs like dat sha...

i wish i had a man, would have bought him a gift #expensivegift

donphilopus:


Hw dem advise us 4 Nairaland FP yesterday...ie, invite ur babe, buy 2cups of rice, buy N90 fresh tomatoes, one tin/sachet tomato, and sum oda ingredients of abt 4h, with N100 soft drinks for ur houx...play music, dance & sum oda stuffs like dat sha...

A whole SINator nephew?

...

barcanista:
A whole SINator nephew?

Senator don baff Anyway, my own doesn't steal the money meant for his constituents... He say make I wait am till the end of the year....

Genea:
oh my dearie,happy vals day to u,enjoy youresf and don't do wat I won't do oooo

hehehe ... what won't you do?

donphilopus:


Senator don baff Anyway, my own doesn't steal the money meant for his constituents... He say make I wait am till the end of the year....

In other words, a LovePeddler is a virgin

Happy val to y'all.
Try to make someone's day today, especially those that cann't pay you back.

Happy Val everyone...

barcanista:
Happy Vals to the Proud Members of Nairaland Progressive Badoo. Omenka, Donphilopus, Caseless, my humble self and exMember Obiagelli.

Baba my head dey catch fire. Maybe I been soak too much last night. God help me.

patrickdarlins:
ahn...ahn!!!!!.....e never reach like dat na.....lols....

i just de fire u for no reason oo....i just love to de fire you for no reason....

i dont know her ooo....lols....


its all joke tho....

Bros abeg no vex as I meant saying I'm better off with ur fire.... No vex abeg cos its a typo error. I've got manners pls

blackrules1:


no escape.

I have another lie to tell her

ogaprime:



Like sey I fit use am collect money for bank...
Btw, na weekend, bank no open sef.

And the lord turned unto him and marveled, lifted up His hands and said unto him and those that gathered to hear him,

"O ye of little faith! ATM machines neither slumber nor sleep. Deny not thineself and thy boo, the responsibilities of the day thereof".

Husband:
Sweetheart, I am going for 3 days church conference starting Feb 14.
Wife:
OK But let's commit your Journey into the hands of God in prayer.
Husband:
Lead us in prayer then.
Wife:
God grant my husband great Journey.
Husband:
Very loud Ameeeeeeeen.!
Wife: Don't let his manhood erect if he try to commit adultery.
Husband:
Silent.
Wife:
Don't let him return safely if he manage to have extra marital affairs with other ladies.
Husband:
Sweating
Wife:
In fact, Holy spirit kill him if he commit...............
Husband:
Ohhhhhh! Shut up,.
It's OK, I am not going anymore because The holy spirit just told me that the conference has been cancelled.

barcanista:
In other words, a LovePeddler is a virgin

Not only that, a thief is a saint as well.

omenka:
Baba my head dey catch fire. Maybe I been soak too much last night. God help me.

Na green bottle?

yemicoal:
you can easily type in lyrics of aye ole or olori oko on Google. You will get what you r looking for

....Aye to baba olorun rin o sho ri re...... Seen, downloaded and now playing!!!! its dat easy? Bin so used to tubidy Ose ore mi, a da fun e