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The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 11:29am On Mar 04, 2015 |
1. Thou shalt not talk back at thy parent, for such unforgivable act attracts the beating of one’s life. 2. Thou shalt not have boyfriend or girlfriend A.K.A destiny reshapers before the age of 25; but thou must also not forget to bring forth grand children by the age of 24. 3. Thou must everly be prepared to recieve sarcastic answers to such questions as “Mummy, where should I keep the pot?”, “Daddy, how much did you buy the frying pan?” etc etc 4. Thou shall never win against seemingly “innocent” questions asked in anger. Act 1 Scene 1 Momsi: Are you deaf?! Shivering child: No Mama Momsi: Oho! So you can talk back at me, ba? Nooo, we’ve become mates. That’s what they taught you in school abi *drags the helpless child by the ear* Act 1 Scene 2 Momsi: Are you Deaf?! Shivering Child: *shuts his mouth for the life of him* Momsi: Oh, you’re keeping quiet? So I’m a dog ehn, I’m barking. Is That Not So? I’m pouring spit, ba? Useless child!- *drags the child by the ear* 5. Thou Shalt, must and “by fire by force” follow Paale and Maale to Church every Blessed Sunday; whether Thou Wants to be an Alfa or A Babalawo. 6. Thou shalt always be prepared to run ridiculous errands like “Bring that remote on the table” which is less than 1cm away. 7. Thou shalt not form “odeshi” when being caned and must cry for Africa to avoid further torture 8. Thou MUST always come first in class, because one way or another, Maale and Paale took first position from KG till the end of their secondary school education. 9. Thou shalt forget the word “privacy” exists as African parents will stalk the life of you. It is not your phone, it is OUR phone, OUR room, OUR friends. 10. And lastly, but most important, Thou shall be loved in a way unimaginable and brought up decently and “in the way of the Lord” We love our African Parents Source: https://insidejanelleshead./ 14 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by mytime24(f): 11:47am On Mar 04, 2015 |
Funny bt true 1 Like |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Merlissa(f): 11:48am On Mar 04, 2015 |
Nice write up |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by pweetixandy: 12:02pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
Thou shall not leave their presence to take a phone call if u don't want it confiscated. (The fone will always be in your pocket and on vibration so that when it vibrates,u just quietly leave to talk to ur sweetheart or whoever) *sighs* 2 Likes |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:16pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
You ain't ever lied. MzNelly: |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Twaci(f): 8:26pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
Lol! Nice writeup! 1 Like |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 10:02pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
Twaci:. I grew up with my dad , try the the odeshi stuff, your name will be sorry. cry out, you are finished. bottom line , avoid his anger completely. |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Twaci(f): 10:09pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
Adaobi12:Abi, and trust me, that won't be easy! |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 10:15pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
Twaci:. Easy ke, when am sort of stubborn. thank God he remarried. 1 Like |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by lonelydora: 10:16pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
True talk |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by agoadiv(m): 12:02am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Incase |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 12:46am On Mar 05, 2015 |
U know when they ask a question and as ur answering the scream shut up . I now know it's cos they already know ur answer will be nonsense. I do it to my kids 1 Like |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 1:09am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Where are the mods? I dnt knw y dey lyk sleeping. FP tins na |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Kingsasian(m): 8:25am On Mar 05, 2015 |
True talk |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 9:22am On Mar 06, 2015 |
Hi MzNelly |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 10:05am On Mar 06, 2015 |
sonOfLucifer: Been aeons!! |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by SuperSuave(m): 10:12am On Mar 06, 2015 |
Number 6 is so my dads doing. Bring that remote, oya goto supersport9, change it to SS3, just find one interesting football match, oya put It at Igbo, oya fisi yoruba,,,gbekoro jeka wo chinese. Tv is so not intering whenever he's around cos one channel cannot last 30mins |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 10:26am On Mar 06, 2015 |
MzNelly:I died. |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 11:21am On Mar 06, 2015 |
sonOfLucifer: Who killed ya? |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 11:32am On Mar 06, 2015 |
MzNelly:My dreams... |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 11:36am On Mar 06, 2015 |
sonOfLucifer: What happened nau? |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 12:04pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
MzNelly:I thought yoy loved me |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by steppin: 12:08pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
@Op, My parents no be like that o! Where you get your own parents? |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 12:11pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
sonOfLucifer: I do love you nau |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 1:37pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
So true |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Emodeee: 1:42pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
MzNelly: if i tell u say, u r d finest girl i'v seen, sheee u go believe me? |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 2:18pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Emodeee: Bia, how many girls will you toast on this Nairaland? |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Emodeee: 2:23pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
MzNelly: bt i nvr toast u lah? Wz just shwing admiration. |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Emodeee: 2:30pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Download and listen to "omo to dah by EMODEEE." Here is the link: http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=514765. |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 5:09pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Emodeee: Thanks. |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Emodeee: 8:41pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
MzNelly: u sef want mk i toast u. C hw u jumped into conclusion. Well, i fancy u though. Do u mind if we run tinz 2gether? lyk it's partnership |
Re: The Ten Commandments Of An African Child by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
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