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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Ishilove: 9:19pm On Mar 06, 2015
Catered4:





LOL! Even my neighbor husband screams too. LOL, I never knew men scream too though I'm still wondering what makes him scream LOL
My neighbour screams too o. He grunts

"Anu ma bia anu ma bia!!"

Trans: I'm coming, I'm coming! cheesy

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Eyop: 9:21pm On Mar 06, 2015
Ishilove:

My neighbour screams too o. He grunts

"Anu ma bia anu ma bia!!"

Trans: I'm coming, I'm coming! cheesy

angry angry
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Katier00(f): 9:22pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:

lol, but how does the guy keep her screaming for so long....thats d real koko, ive tried various stuffs to please my wife too but....haba 30mins, 1hr non stop chei!!

or cud the couple be pretending
believe me the woman is faking it

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Ishilove: 9:22pm On Mar 06, 2015
Eyop:


angry angry
What? undecided
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Eyop: 9:24pm On Mar 06, 2015
Ishilove:

What? undecided

Water angry
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 9:25pm On Mar 06, 2015
mfm04622:
Wait ooo. You mean they do it 3 times every night? 7 nights a week?
B4 nko,an average man should be capable of dat...talking from xperience?

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Ishilove: 9:27pm On Mar 06, 2015
Eyop:


Water angry
Abi are you the Op's neighbour? shocked

Berra confess o
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 9:29pm On Mar 06, 2015
tongue
Fhemmmy:


You might ne surprised that talking to them could work, but since the woman is the one that seems to be doing the singing, then, the woman might be the one to talk to the singing madam, but she might say that she is jealous . . . . But wait a minute, is the OP really worried about the noise or he is scared that his wife is looking at him as "Not doing it good enough"

Hmm as if you don't know Nigerian's, the guy will simply go and tell his wife and hey will either laugh at him or be angry about it. Fact is they MUST know people can hear them and not care.that calls for guerilla warfare.

Now when you start playing your tapes, they might decide to try to shout over it, how long can they do that for, at that stage they are not even enjoying the sex anymore, it is more to prove a point. Keep in mind you're not doing any work, they are the ones shouting themselves hoarse. How long can they keep it up for, na them go tire, they will advise themselves to try and be more quiet.

Believe me I haved lived with a warri sister in law so I know the art of saying everything without coming out and actually saying it.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Eyop: 9:29pm On Mar 06, 2015
Ishilove:

Abi are you the Op's neighbour? shocked

Berra confess o

Oya make we start confession na. Na me and you abi you wan deny me
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 9:29pm On Mar 06, 2015
Fhemmmy:


If i am married to my wife and i am doing my thing with her and you playing such message, that is when i will get nastier and ask who is the daddy . . . cos i am married to her.

Easy oh...
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by iamskiigii(m): 9:32pm On Mar 06, 2015
Snthesis, download and play the old track "EFREBO"... You go wound o... Them go fear to wound na cheesy #play it very loud
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Ishilove: 9:32pm On Mar 06, 2015
Eyop:


Oya make we start confession na. Na me and you abi you wan deny me
Shhhhhhh!

Tah, Eyop! You want people to know our secret?? angry

Mscheeeeew
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Eyop: 9:34pm On Mar 06, 2015
Ishilove:

Shhhhhhh!

Tah, Eyop! You want people to know our secret?? angry

Mscheeeeew

Oya sorry kiss kiss

Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by tintingz(m): 9:35pm On Mar 06, 2015
Catered4:





LOL! Even my neighbor husband screams too. LOL, I never knew men scream too though I'm still wondering what makes him scream LOL
Maybe the wife is really working on him well. wink
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Ishilove: 9:36pm On Mar 06, 2015
Eyop:


Oya sorry kiss kiss
Mcheeeeew
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Eyop: 9:37pm On Mar 06, 2015
Ishilove:

Mcheeeeew
cheesy grin grin
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Ishilove: 9:39pm On Mar 06, 2015
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Bamz(m): 9:40pm On Mar 06, 2015
fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

LOL I particularly enjoyed reading your comment. You've got amazing eyes by the way.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by rocksteady419(m): 9:41pm On Mar 06, 2015
I don't blame ur neighbours, its their jobs dat allows dem get home as early as 6pm I blame. Assuming dey work on d island n stay at okokomaiko i for c d power wey dem for use dey shine Congo wen dem reach house around 10-11pm. Besyds, don't dey av any oda thing to do other than sex?? Bottomline Op, reason with d man. Tell him dat their sexual activities makes ur family facilitate between exorbitant enthusiasm n irrational irritability just to sleep.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by andyanders: 9:44pm On Mar 06, 2015
OP, If you do not take time, now that your wife have started greeting the man well, she might one day ask the man to try it out with her.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by misfab(f): 10:07pm On Mar 06, 2015
Xerum:

@misfab



Nice one. I like your take on this. Very healthy approach from a very healthy chick. wink

I clear throath small. kiss

@Xerum.
awww...no need pretendn dear. thanks for d compliment n stop clearn throat jor wink tongue

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by fuckerholic(m): 10:17pm On Mar 06, 2015
The best thing for you to do is to go get a record device with USB port then record their noise whenever ther are having sex as usual,after that night make sure you send your children away and connect the device through bluthut or memory card to your home theartr player and play it loud enouph for them to hear it..but make sure before doing this you will be ready for a face making towards each other (your neighbour) I tell you,it can never happen again..I have tried it,it is tested and comfirmed ok..thank me later !
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by nwonufestus(m): 10:27pm On Mar 06, 2015
chinedu, so u finally post my privacy here
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Josco24685(m): 10:28pm On Mar 06, 2015
Funny right can't just stop laughing
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by gfullmoon(m): 10:49pm On Mar 06, 2015
When you play unwanted radio you distract and inconvenience yourself. When ever they start the romantic sing song make live sounds that'll make them realise you're listening & that they're disturbing your peace. They'll be ashamed. I tell you you'll not likely heard it again at least for some times.
But Oga make I ask you self,''Why you no dey sleep even as at 4.00am? You be witch?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by whao: 11:49pm On Mar 06, 2015
If you re the landlord better give them QUICK NOTICE before they turn the compound to a porn village, and if you re just a TENANT like them, OYO is your case; use this as prayer request and ask God to see for himself how they re disturbing you, ask Him to bless you with money fast so you can have you own house and do as you want since you claim your kids may not permit you perform well cos you might be living in same room with your kids. When ever they re screaming wake ur family up for prayers too.

I am sure God will listen and solve your problem faster when you wake up when they re at the peak of screaming.

#teampraywhenthescreamisloud
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Emdee590(m): 12:14am On Mar 07, 2015
fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.
That na assignment ooo pikin wey say im mama no go sleep ...
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by justinewest(m): 12:16am On Mar 07, 2015
u better work on yourself before he floors ur wife.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 1:13am On Mar 07, 2015
Catered4:





My sister, abeg come and stay in my house for just a day then you will believe such things happens.
N'ezie? embarassed
O dikwa scandalous then!
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Fhemmmy: 1:14am On Mar 07, 2015
fem29:
tongue

Hmm as if you don't know Nigerian's, the guy will simply go and tell his wife and hey will either laugh at him or be angry about it. Fact is they MUST know people can hear them and not care.that calls for guerilla warfare.

Now when you start playing your tapes, they might decide to try to shout over it, how long can they do that for, at that stage they are not even enjoying the sex anymore, it is more to prove a point. Keep in mind you're not doing any work, they are the ones shouting themselves hoarse. How long can they keep it up for, na them go tire, they will advise themselves to try and be more quiet.

Believe me I haved lived with a warri sister in law so I know the art of saying everything without coming out and actually saying it.

Ummmmm
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 1:25am On Mar 07, 2015
MsPat:

N'ezie? embarassed
O dikwa scandalous then!



LOL
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 1:26am On Mar 07, 2015
tintingz:
Maybe the wife is really working on him well. wink



I SEE. Is she a mechanic LOL?

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