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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by madri4u: 11:47am On Mar 20, 2015
I heard if Gudluck losses this election, the NNPC recruitment will b cancelled. Dats why PCL/NNPC stop d interview based on d logistics word..meaning after election outcomes.If buhari wins, dis recruitment will b cancelled and another fresh one conducted..
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by marshall69: 11:49am On Mar 20, 2015
madri4u:
I heard if Gudluck losses this election, the NNPC recruitment will b cancelled. Dats why PCL/NNPC stop d interview based on d logistics word..meaning after election outcomes.If buhari wins, dis recruitment will b cancelled and another fresh one conducted..

All hearsay, I don't believe that crap.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by softrise: 3:11pm On Mar 20, 2015
madri4u:
I heard if Gudluck losses this election, the NNPC recruitment will b cancelled. Dats why PCL/NNPC stop d interview based on d logistics word..meaning after election outcomes.If buhari wins, dis recruitment will b cancelled and another fresh one conducted..
this news must be from the pit of hell.

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Bambalee(m): 3:38pm On Mar 20, 2015
Bros park well, the recruitment can't be based on who is in power. That kind of crap only affects the Gmd and those in the top echelon at the corporation.





madri4u:
I heard if Gudluck losses this election, the NNPC recruitment will b cancelled. Dats why PCL/NNPC stop d interview based on d logistics word..meaning after election outcomes.If buhari wins, dis recruitment will b cancelled and another fresh one conducted..

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by petitmonde(m): 3:42pm On Mar 20, 2015
madri4u:
I heard if Gudluck losses this election, the NNPC recruitment will b cancelled. Dats why PCL/NNPC stop d interview based on d logistics word..meaning after election outcomes.If buhari wins, dis recruitment will b cancelled and another fresh one conducted..
u sabi hear o.only u dey hear-hear.i blame it on free MB.if u've got nothing meaningful to type,just shut d ef up!
madri4u:
One of my guy dat wrote d NNPC test shaded any hw n luck of favor maked him to pass...Som times in aptitude test, carry shading do works...
Eziokwu!
guy,u know what? You just advertized ur fo.ol.ishness.

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by softrise: 4:01pm On Mar 20, 2015
dayjahvoo:
For all you ITKs, NNPC Retail is a subsidiary. You want to do an interview wit nnpc and u couldnt even be bothered to check their website.

also, they are not gonna take 10 from each state. and you can be rest assured that internal fingering will occur. I know this because I also passed through the process. and b4 anyone starts sayin rubbish, i'm working there.
i cldn't grab anything frm what u said, meanwhile you said u work there...and so

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Bambalee(m): 4:12pm On Mar 20, 2015
petitmonde:

u sabi hear o.only u dey hear-hear.i blame it on free MB.if u've got nothing meaningful to type,just shut d ef up!

Eziokwu!
guy,u know what? You just advertized ur fo.ol.ishness.

See Jonsing kiss
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Eruditor: 5:46pm On Mar 20, 2015
CaptShinz:

Nepo is about to commence... A friend didn't get the text but was assured by d elites dat he will be in abj for the interview...

Very plausible. But this sort of thing happens every time so it is expected. It still doesn't give credence to the "more-texts" chant.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Eruditor: 5:52pm On Mar 20, 2015
madri4u:
I heard if Gudluck losses this election, the NNPC recruitment will b cancelled. Dats why PCL/NNPC stop d interview based on d logistics word..meaning after election outcomes.If buhari wins, dis recruitment will b cancelled and another fresh one conducted..

Feeble propaganda. President Goodluck, when he loses will still be the president till May 29th. So he and his Petroleum Minister can approve all the recruitment(s) within her ministry before they go.

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Barby101: 5:56pm On Mar 20, 2015
madri4u:
I heard if Gudluck losses this election, the NNPC recruitment will b cancelled. Dats why PCL/NNPC stop d interview based on d logistics word..meaning after election outcomes.If buhari wins, dis recruitment will b cancelled and another fresh one conducted..

NNPC called for the test because they have needs, not because Jonathan is in power. NNPC doesn't belong to Jonathan(or an individual). So if there is a need, irrespective of who is in power, the space has to be filled.

The only people that get affected by change in power are usually those in the very top positions like the GMD. And this does not even happen immediately power changes hands

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Barby101: 6:01pm On Mar 20, 2015
Eruditor:


Very plausible. But this sort of thing happens every time so it is expected. It still doesn't give credence to the "more-texts" chant.


Emotional intelligence requires you to sing along with the "more-texts" chants. Lol

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 6:24pm On Mar 20, 2015
Too many coconuts in this thread. sad

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by UnknownT: 7:07pm On Mar 20, 2015
CaptShinz:
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Nepo is about to commence... A friend didn't get the text but was assured by d elites dat he will be in abj for the interview...
lol. Just like a friend of mine who never applied, wrote the test told me that a source in NNPC asked her to pay #500k at a stretch (not installmentally) for the NNPC job
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Eruditor: 7:24pm On Mar 20, 2015
Barby101:

Emotional intelligence requires you to sing along with the "more-texts" chants. Lol

Lol. I am learning. My EQ is low.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scarletdp(m): 8:14pm On Mar 20, 2015
UnknownT:
lol. Just like a friend of mine who never applied, wrote the test told me that a source in NNPC asked her to pay #500k at a stretch (not installmentally) for the NNPC job

Just like a friend of mine who has not even been born, someone assured his pregnant mum that they'll conduct the Interview for her unborn child. undecided

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Barby101: 8:43pm On Mar 20, 2015
scarletdp:


Just like a friend of mine who has not even been born, someone assured his pregnant mum that they'll conduct the Interview for her unborn child. undecided


Hahahahahaha
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by bloom84: 9:19pm On Mar 20, 2015
scarletdp:

Just like a friend of mine who has not even been born, someone assured his pregnant mum that they'll conduct the Interview for her unborn child. undecided

Lol
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by omodave(m): 9:57pm On Mar 20, 2015
scarletdp:


Just like a friend of mine who has not even been born, someone assured his pregnant mum that they'll conduct the Interview for her unborn child. undecided


Buhahahahahahaahahahahahahgrin
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by deprofo: 12:53am On Mar 21, 2015
Barby101:
V

My question too. NNPC ask them to pause (according to claims), based on some reasons, that the INTERVIEW can't be conducted now. Nothing stops PCL from sending successful texts to all successful candidates ... So we know that it's the interview date that hasn't been fixed.
Well, if they are yet to send some texts, then they need to learn emotional intelligence too cry
Whether they are sending more or not, the truth is that everybody will not be called. Even if they called everybody that wrote the exam, NNPC cannot take everybody. If NNPC want to take everybody that applied, there will be no need for the Test. That is simple logic.

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Barby101: 7:38am On Mar 21, 2015
deprofo:
Whether they are sending more or not, the truth is that everybody will not be called. Even if they called everybody that wrote the exam, NNPC cannot take everybody. If NNPC want to take everybody that applied, there will be no need for the Test. That is simple logic.

We all know this. But there is this thing where people don't want to face reality and thus, you shouldn't hurt their feelings by saying the truth. Someone called it emotional intelligence.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by mrnilobrawn: 9:07am On Mar 21, 2015
madri4u:
I heard if Gudluck losses this election, the NNPC recruitment will b cancelled. Dats why PCL/NNPC stop d interview based on d logistics word..meaning after election outcomes.If buhari wins, dis recruitment will b cancelled and another fresh one conducted..
Radio without batery.....keep hearing u will soon go deaf and dumb

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by ajetunde: 9:25am On Mar 21, 2015
Get U grin grin
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 12:02pm On Mar 21, 2015
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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by dayjahvoo: 1:01pm On Mar 21, 2015
softrise:
i cldn't grab anything frm what u said, meanwhile you said u work there...and so
you are a foolish fool. I was obviously referring to the guy misinforming people that NNPC Retail isn't a subsidiary. The fact that you couldnt grab anything, only confirms that you are retarded.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Threemg: 2:40pm On Mar 21, 2015
dayjahvoo:

you are a foolish fool. I was obviously referring to the guy misinforming people that NNPC Retail isn't a subsidiary. The fact that you couldnt grab anything, only confirms that you are retarded.

Una no go kill person with laughter for this forum! Lolls @ foolish fool[b][/b][/i][i]
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scarletdp(m): 4:57pm On Mar 21, 2015
Threemg:

Una no go kill person with laughter for this forum! Lolls @ foolish fool[b][/b][/i][i]

Laugh Don wan kill me sef. So fool wey get sense dey.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by softrise: 9:41pm On Mar 21, 2015
mrnilobrawn:

Radio without batery.....keep hearing u will soon go deaf and dumb
hahahhahaahahaaaaa, where is Mr. Seun? Pls, see your NairaLand has turn to a no mans land.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by QED1: 9:42pm On Mar 21, 2015
madri4u:
Correct. In oil n gas work, speaking english is nt a criteria dat ur d best person dat fits for d job.Some pple knws english in writing, but can't speak well and dey ar gud n well sound in d job.So evrybody has weaknesses in life..

So because O&G does not need English, you won't work on yourself? It's like saying because you're not hungry now, you won't bother about what to eat tomorrow. Even if you don't need it for the job, work on yourself because that's what any being that has breath does. We strive to get better, not stagnate and rot. Please, written and spoken English go hand in hand. That voice you hear in your head when you think is usually what you put down. Now, imagine how your bad English hits the panelists at the interview. People have gotten jobs because everyone that came was good enough, but someone had to be taken; and one got it because he could knot a tie. Let's work on ourselves, all round, with the time we have now till we get the interview invites. Cheers!

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by babacha: 1:25am On Mar 22, 2015
QED1:


So because O&G does not need English, you won't work on yourself? It's like saying because you're not hungry now, you won't bother about what to eat tomorrow. Even if you don't need it for the job, work on yourself because that's what any being that has breath does. We strive to get better, not stagnate and rot. Please, written and spoken English go hand in hand. That voice you hear in your head when you think is usually what you put down. Now, imagine how your bad English hits the panelists at the interview. People have gotten jobs because everyone that came was good enough, but someone had to be taken; and one got it because he could knot a tie. Let's work on ourselves, all round, with the time we have now till we get the interview invites. Cheers!

Chairman if u think learning english now is the best way u work on urself, den u are making a mistake. If u want to work on urselfn go and acquire training and skill that are relevant to oil and gas coy and ur field of study, no company will pick an engineer who speak english well with zero technical skill and training, thay need an engineer who can do the job not engineer who can blow grammar. Great engineers are people who solve technical problem not people who blow grammar. Don't think u are developing urself more dan others in this room cos is after the interview we will know who has realy develop himself, I can tell u dat most guys here will speak less in the interview, their professional ccertifications and technical experience is what will give dem the job not the english they speak. don't take any body who pass the aptitude test for granted

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by madri4u: 2:06pm On Mar 22, 2015
Gbammmmm!...Pls tell dem..ooooooo....It is d too much of english dat is making nigeria not to develop.I don talk my own..
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Eruditor: 2:34pm On Mar 22, 2015
QED1:

So because O&G does not need English, you won't work on yourself? It's like saying because you're not hungry now, you won't bother about what to eat tomorrow. Even if you don't need it for the job, work on yourself because that's what any being that has breath does. We strive to get better, not stagnate and rot. Please, written and spoken English go hand in hand. That voice you hear in your head when you think is usually what you put down. Now, imagine how your bad English hits the panelists at the interview. People have gotten jobs because everyone that came was good enough, but someone had to be taken; and one got it because he could knot a tie. Let's work on ourselves, all round, with the time we have now till we get the interview invites. Cheers!

"I finished work in the exams. My best section was the verbal reasoning". "Many mail on the way" "More texts will be sent" etc.

Some of the things you hear and read from people. We have put it to the test on this thread and we have seen all such pseudo-bravado fall like a pack of cards.

Excerpts from what QED1 said:

1. Oil and Gas doesn't necessarily require English (emphasis mine)

2. Even if you don't need it for the job...WORK ON YOURSELF.

Yet 4 people endorsed the post of the other guy who would rather settle for mediocrity.

How Good is Deziani's English? Dr. Dawha's? Bernard Otti's? Other GED's? Are you more technical than they are? Yet they added good grammar to their technical-skills and you would rather settle for just the latter. You are planning well indeed.

Maturity includes (but isn't limited to) being able to use your tongue to count your teeth.
#MakeOfThatWhatYouWill

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Badema: 2:36pm On Mar 22, 2015
I still stand by the principle of rectification! This English is becoming so unpopular, let's go preserve it for the intended interviews. Now, its time to put logic before negation and brainstorm on how we can collectively be judicious to scale through the panel.

Ask questions, give answers, raise issues, burn problems to ashes!!! Someone got to take the lead please.

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